Have you ever thought about how, in a D&D game, what type of magic you’d need to tame drakes, kobolds, goblins, etc…? As we know, if I kept listing all the living creatures my spell could affect, it would never end. 😅
We are going to be in a normal bard’s bag: a lyre, flute, trumpet, drums, tambourines… and some sticky toys at the very bottom. Next to the toys… a Bible? We simply don’t ask. 😏
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After this long intro, I want to talk about my ideal kit for taming & training for allure and seduction—even of the evil monsters. 🪄
This is a classic in fantasy (and non-fantasy) worlds. Is there anything more badass than feeling strong power inside you? 💥
Remember, this is part of our training kit. 10/10 if you want to train your width and maybe learn some cantrips. We don’t know where it came from, but with this, our bard is always in a good mood. 😎
Yes, I’m talking in third person… I’m too shy to admit I love magic fisting with a magic hand 😏. Magic powers and magic pleasure combined—did I say it’s magical? 🔮
I was thinking… why does the crew always hate the bard for having “great ideas”? But I’ve never seen a rogue relaxing a barbarian in berserk mode. How do you convince someone whose gray matter is equivalent to a peanut? 🤯
This is why, if you want a bard from challenger level instead of silver, you have to train your reflexes and parries. And yes… I made a mold of his “sword” just in case he lost it 😈
Don’t get me wrong, this is the real deal. It’s said to amplify your magical power—about the equivalent of a rabbit leg 🐇. I hoped for luck, and apparently, it works. 🍀
You might expect a long story about demons attacking us, succubi, and incubus… but the truth is simpler. A shadow demon crashed into a tree the night before and died next to a rat it tried to… well, let’s just say the dice rolled a 1. 🎲 LACK OF SEX
At first, my racist crew didn’t even know what a Firbolg was 😅. They are like humanoid cows fused with a handsome troll 🐮🧌. I really loved them when I first met them, but we disagreed on many things. They loved nature, but I needed a lyre made of their sacred tree… so I chose wisely. 🌳
Let’s just say some magic happened, and I got very close to one of my new companions. A very good boy, inside and out 😏❤️
Breaking up with someone you used to love isn’t fair, and it’s very hard—at least that’s what my old lovers said. 💔
Thanks to wardering bard toys for this incredible desingns based in what anyone could have during a D&D campaing. Love you all hope you still playing as a OTP Bard . See you soon !!!!!.
A couple of weeks ago, I made a post on Reddit where I shared some tips I wish I had known before getting into this practice. Some of them came straight from my own mistakes; others came from digging around the internet and learning things the hard way. What I didn’t expect was that so many FF veterans would jump into the discussion and drop some of the best advice I’ve ever read on the subject.
Honestly, it felt like skipping years of trial and error in a single thread.
Size doesn’t matter (and that’s not just a slogan)
Most of them talked about something far more important than passion or size: choosing your top with empathy and intelligence.
First of all the fisting community works like a market, whether we like the comparison or not. Everyone wants the best possible product, the best possible experience—and that applies to both sides. But no matter how good the “hardware” looks on paper, it’s useless if the person behind it doesn’t know how to use it properly.
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You don’t want to practice anything with someone who doesn’t communicate, doesn’t listen, or brushes off your needs. That’s a red flag, not a challenge to overcome.
A lot of empathy is required, and it goes both ways. Sharing experiences as both top and bottom helps more than people tend to admit. When you’ve been on both sides, you learn what actually works in practice and what only sounds good in theory. In the end, it’s simple: give what you’d like to receive.
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Trust is the real engine here, and it matters far more than porn makes it seem. Without trust, everything else is just noise.
Porn is not real life (even if your brain sometimes forgets)
We all know porn isn’t real life. Most of us have hired a plumber at some point, and none of us ended up giving him a handjob. As obvious as that sounds, your brain doesn’t always get the message.
You can’t compare yourself to someone who’s been doing this for years, has a completely different body, weighs differently, or simply has way more free time than you. A lot of P🌟 do this for a living—you could call them high-performance athletes. The rest of us? Weekend warriors at best.
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Movie magic applies here too. How big something looks depends on camera angles, distance, perspective, the size of the toy compared to the person, and how close the camera is. Reality plays by different rules.
cinema entertainment set icons vector illustration design
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And of course, porn never shows the boring parts: the preparation, the patience, the communication. Just a few kisses, a hard cut, and suddenly we’re at the finish line. Real life doesn’t work like that, no matter how much we wish it did.
Three short tips in one (because common sense still matters)
Would you rather drive a Seat León or a Lamborghini? If I had to choose, I know which keys I’m grabbing. The same logic applies to sex toys and lube.
Don’t buy unsafe or low-quality products. Pay attention to what you’re actually purchasing: the material, whether it’s body-safe, the type of lube you’re using, and whether the toy really suits your body. Just like you wouldn’t buy a video game your PC can’t run, you shouldn’t buy a toy your body can’t handle. Your body is a machine too—and it doesn’t come with unlimited upgrades.
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People always say, “Lube is your best friend,” but they usually stop there. The full sentence should be: lube is your best friend, but only if you choose the right one. And don’t try to reinvent the wheel—if a lube comes highly recommended, stick to it. Don’t start playing mad scientist in your kitchen expecting a homemade experiment to work just as well as something designed for the job.
Manicures aren’t just for women
You wouldn’t let someone you don’t trust walk into your house—and you certainly wouldn’t let them into your body if it could lead to bleeding. Treat your ass the same way you treat your home: only trusted guests, handled with care
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Learn how to bottom sober—without poppers or any other drugs. Pain exists for a reason: it’s your body waving a red flag, telling you something is wrong. Ignoring those signals is like driving blind. However , don’t try to outsmart your body—evolution made it this way for a reason.
Also your ass is very sensitive, it bleeds easily, and you need to stay aware of what’s happening at all times. Ignoring that doesn’t make you brave—it just makes you injured.
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So yeah, forget the myths and the highlight reels. Go slow, choose well, use your head as much as your body, and don’t try to “win” at this. There’s nothing to prove, even though it may feel like you need to. If everyone involved feels safe, heard, and satisfied, you’re already doing it right. Just flow with your body and act wisely after hearing it. I hope this resume helps as well as they served to me . See you soon !!!
First of all, this isn’t any kind of promotion, but I need to talk about this product because it ended up being even better than I expected.
Let’s start with the basics. As its name says, this is a lube — a powder lube specialized for fisting and large toys. That already explains why it comes in a relatively large format: 100 g of powder.
Made Different
A bit of context first. This lube is well known in the fisting and large-toy community, which doesn’t mean it’s bad or limited to other practices. At first glance, 100 g for $28 may seem expensive, especially compared to many cheaper liquid lubes. However, that comparison isn’t entirely fair.
Powder lube is far more economical in the long run. Throughout my life I’ve tried many options: silicone, liquid water-based lubes, and even other powder lubes. Two days ago, we finally received this product.
The instructions are simple: fill the measuring cup with powder, pour it into a bottle, and add water. In my case, I used a 1.5 L bottle that was already less than half full of water. One important detail: you need to prepare it at least 30 minutes before use to let it fully hydrate.
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Feelings
I’ve had bad experiences with other powder lubes that irritated my colon, and with water-based lubes that barely lasted two sessions. This one genuinely surprised me.
I felt no pain or irritation, and it didn’t dry out quickly. The texture is sticky and dense, similar to honey, but noticeably lighter and easier to work with. One measuring cup easily lasts at least two full sessions. I filled my bottle and still had plenty left afterward.
Unlike some lubes I’ve used before, it may get on your blankets, but it doesn’t turn them into a sticky or slippery mess. With just a bit of water, everything goes back to normal.
Safe usage
This is an ideal option for people who have experienced irritation in the past with other lubes. Because it is a pure powder lube, it contains no sugars, additives, fillers, odors, or flavors that could cause unwanted reactions.
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Its clean composition makes it especially suitable for long or intense sessions, where consistency and tolerance really matter. It’s also perfect for a “white-glove job”: everything stays clean, discreet, and controlled. No smell, no sticky residue, no clues left behind — like a true white-glove thief, in and out without a trace.
Here are a few tips for beginners.
When mixing the product, remember that density depends entirely on the ratio of water to powder. If you want it thicker or more liquid, think back to basic chemistry—or even something as simple as dissolving cocoa powder in milk. This time, instead of adding less powder, try using less water.
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It lasts longer than other powder lubes due to the lack of fillers and unnecessary additives. The powder itself has a shelf life of around three years. However, if you live in a humid environment, always close the container properly and store it in a dry place. Otherwise, the next time you open it, you may find a putty-like texture, where the powder binds together into a compact, cohesive mass. You’re not going to play football—you don’t need a ball.
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Don’t throw away leftovers. You can easily give them a second life by storing them away from sunlight. Prepared lube can last up to 14 days if stored correctly, which means far more sessions than you might expect in a single week.
Hope you enjoyed the review! We had a blast using this product and doing the ‘hard work’ to see what it can really do. Being completely objective, this product surprised me more than I expected. I thought it would be like many other products I’ve tried: some very good points but also serious red flags. Instead, I got plenty of lube with minimal effort and felt no pain—it genuinely shocked me
Inspired by roleplay games, I decided to assemble my ideal crew, chosen not only for their skills and races, but also for how their sticks and pussys reflect their personalities in a DnD campaign.
Druid-Squish
Don’t understimate this small duck , he is the more powerful sorcerer in the 8 kingdoms , cursered by his master , afraid of his vanity and pride wasn’t qualities a Druid would have ,he can shapeshift to any form he wishes except his/her original form of Kobold .
We need a solid frontline, someone with thick scales and almost impenetrable skin, and that’s why I’ve chosen a Lizard for this role. With flameable potential and natural resilience, the Fighter can absorb punishment and lead attacks with elegance.
I’ve picked Kinky Cobra, a sub of the Red Prince, whose sneaky swordplay matches his noble background. His spear and armor enhance his natural prowess, turning even a straightforward duel into a spectacle of strategy and precision. In the party, he’s the shield we stay behind, opening paths for everyone else while maintaining style.
The silence is her friend. Sahleen, the anthro cat, grew up in the darkest and most dangerous streets of the kingdom. Even before she could speak, she was stealing jewelry from the rich with nothing but her paws and her cunning. Her life has always been about slipping past dangers unnoticed, moving like a shadow where others stumble and fall.
Her boldest heist, the crown of the kingdom itself, went wrong—the guards caught her, and she was thrown into the dungeon. But freedom was inevitable, and it didn’t take long before she escaped, leaving nothing but whispers and empty cells behind her.
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She’s elegant, lethal, and mischievous, a perfect femme fatale. Wherever stealth, sabotage, or secrets are needed, Sahleen is already there, waiting in the shadows. Don’t mistake her beauty for weakness—her allure has assassinated many soldiers without hesitation. And though she would never admit it, she felt herself drawn to Kinky Cobra, the noble Fighter whose strength and elegance complement her own cunning perfectly.
Coming from another reality, a natural disaster transformed him into the bloody killer he is today. Don’t beg mercy for the past—the word itself has lost all meaning. Without a home or friends, he wanders in search of new battles to recover the meaning of life after the disaster.
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He is the tank, the unstoppable Barbarian, who doesn’t care about glory or his fellows. He only wants to feel happiness again. Sickened by treason and false words, he will protect those who don’t run at the sight of him. He is not evil—just exhausted from fighting his own mind instead of the true enemies.
Don’t ask him about jewelry or weapons—with his teeth and size, you would need an army of a thousand arrows just to make him lie down.
Coming from the lost kingdom of Agartha, a hidden realm made secret by the enchanting songs of its merfolk, he has always lived between legend and ego. Proud of making ship crews fight each other, he calls himself the Underwater Diva—and one can only imagine the scale of that ego.
He left his home searching for opportunities in the opera, but his singing was so extraordinary that no one could rank it objectively. Eventually, he discovered the power of touching the battery—an absolute rockstar, capable of inspiring courage and lifting allies to fight even the undefeatable.
In the party, the Bard is the spark, the motivator, and the manipulator of moods. His presence turns any battle into a performance, his songs guide the group, and his ego is as mighty as his magic. He doesn’t just fight—he makes others feel unstoppable.
I don’t think any crew could make them bite the dust. Each member has different objectives, but they share one destiny: to defeat gods, whether for a better world… or for their own selfish ambitions.
Did you ever have fantasies about controlling electricity, transforming into Thor, the god of thunder? Well, this is not the post you are searching for.
Tesla was not prepared for the many different uses a Tesla coil would eventually have. Still, using small electrical zaps has always been fascinating.
Origins
Do you remember the classic scene of students giving electric shocks to frog legs? After that, the legs magically begin to contract, as if the frog’s spirit were still there. If we discard the ideas of frogs and spirits, the explanation is actually much simpler—and much older than you might think.
A Mediterranean Painted Frog, Discoglossus pictus, in a water pond in a Maltese valley, Malta
We have to go back to the past , years 1800s . During that time, electrical belts were designed and sold as cures for impotence. Lust ran largely out of control, and it was not until the early 1900s that such devices stopped being seen as legitimate treatments and began to be questioned.
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Human fascination with electricity goes even further back. In Ancient Egypt, electric fish were used as a form of healing therapy.
As always, when sex enters the equation, human creativity tends to break walls that were never supposed to be broken.
How it works?
This therapy is usually used in BDSM sessions, where the dom or sadist uses a remote control. They send shocks that might be used as pain for the sub or to trigger uncontrollable impulses. The usual format of these toys focuses on erogenous zones, such as the penis, the big “O”, the nipples, and the vagina.
The idea of this practice is to switch the power until you reach the point where it hurts but is still pleasurable, right at the limit of IT HURTSSSS STOPPPP. If you want to have a really intense experience, the BDSM modality is like the hard mode in video games, way more extreme than its brother.
Red Flags
As with all practices, this one carries some risks if you don’t do it carefully. Make sure the intensity you use is appropriate, and remember that while the voltage adapts to your body’s resistance, this does not mean it is safe near the thorax. This practice can be safe and pleasurable, but you need to pay attention. You are playing with electricity, and the only thing that makes it safer is the high impedance of your body.
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Be aware of what you are doing. Wet skin can burn you, and long sessions at high intensity may cause neuropathic damage. If you have epilepsy, heart problems, or any infection, stay away from this technology—you don’t want to cause damage that cannot be repaired.
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Do not consume drugs. Do not use items that were not designed for sexual practices. Stay in full control of your body at all times, and at the first minimal warning sign, turn it off. It is always better to lower the intensity a little than to cause harm you may later regret.
Green Flags
As simple as it sounds, the total experience is far more intense and different than anything you’ve experienced before. The use of electricity can contract pelvic muscles, making the session even more exciting. Let’s do some basic training.
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The BDSM benefits are all about trust, communication, and higher peaks of dopamine. For pain lovers, damage is always on the list—I’m one of them. It’s not just about the pain, it’s about the mix of sensations that makes you beg for more pleasure.
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We all know the red flags are bigger than the green flags, but the key is that with caution, almost all red flags disappear, enhancing the green ones. It may sound dangerous and difficult, but with patience and good communication, it can be as safe as any other consensual practice.
After all this explanation, are you still interested in transforming into the omega of an electrical circuit, or do you prefer to be the bad B at the police station?
Remember: listening is just as important as doing. Communication is your real safety switch. Have fun, little bulbs.
