Inspired by roleplay games, I decided to assemble my ideal crew, chosen not only for their skills and races, but also for how their sticks and pussys reflect their personalities in a DnD campaign.
Druid-Squish
Don’t understimate this small duck , he is the more powerful sorcerer in the 8 kingdoms , cursered by his master , afraid of his vanity and pride wasn’t qualities a Druid would have ,he can shapeshift to any form he wishes except his/her original form of Kobold .
We need a solid frontline, someone with thick scales and almost impenetrable skin, and that’s why I’ve chosen a Lizard for this role. With flameable potential and natural resilience, the Fighter can absorb punishment and lead attacks with elegance.
I’ve picked Kinky Cobra, a sub of the Red Prince, whose sneaky swordplay matches his noble background. His spear and armor enhance his natural prowess, turning even a straightforward duel into a spectacle of strategy and precision. In the party, he’s the shield we stay behind, opening paths for everyone else while maintaining style.
The silence is her friend. Sahleen, the anthro cat, grew up in the darkest and most dangerous streets of the kingdom. Even before she could speak, she was stealing jewelry from the rich with nothing but her paws and her cunning. Her life has always been about slipping past dangers unnoticed, moving like a shadow where others stumble and fall.
Her boldest heist, the crown of the kingdom itself, went wrong—the guards caught her, and she was thrown into the dungeon. But freedom was inevitable, and it didn’t take long before she escaped, leaving nothing but whispers and empty cells behind her.
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She’s elegant, lethal, and mischievous, a perfect femme fatale. Wherever stealth, sabotage, or secrets are needed, Sahleen is already there, waiting in the shadows. Don’t mistake her beauty for weakness—her allure has assassinated many soldiers without hesitation. And though she would never admit it, she felt herself drawn to Kinky Cobra, the noble Fighter whose strength and elegance complement her own cunning perfectly.
Coming from another reality, a natural disaster transformed him into the bloody killer he is today. Don’t beg mercy for the past—the word itself has lost all meaning. Without a home or friends, he wanders in search of new battles to recover the meaning of life after the disaster.
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He is the tank, the unstoppable Barbarian, who doesn’t care about glory or his fellows. He only wants to feel happiness again. Sickened by treason and false words, he will protect those who don’t run at the sight of him. He is not evil—just exhausted from fighting his own mind instead of the true enemies.
Don’t ask him about jewelry or weapons—with his teeth and size, you would need an army of a thousand arrows just to make him lie down.
Coming from the lost kingdom of Agartha, a hidden realm made secret by the enchanting songs of its merfolk, he has always lived between legend and ego. Proud of making ship crews fight each other, he calls himself the Underwater Diva—and one can only imagine the scale of that ego.
He left his home searching for opportunities in the opera, but his singing was so extraordinary that no one could rank it objectively. Eventually, he discovered the power of touching the battery—an absolute rockstar, capable of inspiring courage and lifting allies to fight even the undefeatable.
In the party, the Bard is the spark, the motivator, and the manipulator of moods. His presence turns any battle into a performance, his songs guide the group, and his ego is as mighty as his magic. He doesn’t just fight—he makes others feel unstoppable.
I don’t think any crew could make them bite the dust. Each member has different objectives, but they share one destiny: to defeat gods, whether for a better world… or for their own selfish ambitions.
We decided to make it happen. We’ve been wandering through the eerie mountains of the fantasy world on a mission to uncover seven relics—each one able to satisfy the sin of gluttony and awaken lust beyond control.
Are you strong enough to face your own demons? Did you really think we wouldn’t notice? If you remember the story of Momotaro from your childhood, your 🍑 had to defeat the oni on the island.
1234543123… translating… Hello human. We, the XAEON-12, are interested in studying your anatomy and ritual practices, and even participating in them. We are a peaceful species, so don’t worry; we will just be observing.
Found where sunlight cannot reach, this artifact holds secrets older than memory. Its DNA resembles an octopus more than any land-dwelling creature. Alien visitor, or a remnant of a forgotten ancestor? Approach with caution… curiosity may demand a price.
We don’t know where it comes from — a cult, the depths of space, the heart of a forest, or some ancient artifact long forgotten. All we know is that it’s here… and it’s waiting.
Sorry, you shouldn’t go with the first person you see. That “Prince Charming” you met on Halloween might turn out to be more of an ogre fused with a frog. And watch out for E.T.s—they can be scary, or at least strange enough!
Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. We love Celtic culture—they are the real wizards, not Harry—and their spells. We don’t know if this ent comes from experiments with the Philosopher’s Stone, but we’re sure you’ll find a use for it, as a flower or something else.
Imagine if you infected the Demogorgon with the T-virus from Resident Evil. Imagine being the prey of a wasp that lays its eggs inside you. We have studied this entity—but no one has lived to tell the tale.
Don’t enter the forest. Don’t run. Be silent. If you hear your name called in the middle of the night, do not answer — you don’t have to be the next to die. The man before the beast won’t be as rational as you think; escape before you’re forced to pay with your own flesh.
We hope you have enjoyed this carefully curated top, a collection chosen with both passion and a hint of desire. Each entity, each artifact, has been selected to stir your curiosity, to tempt your imagination, and perhaps even to awaken a thrill you didn’t know you carried. From the shadowed depths of forgotten forests to the alien corners of distant worlds, these seven wonders invite you to explore the unknown… to embrace the eerie, the uncanny, and the seductive.
Remember, curiosity can be dangerous—but it is also irresistible. We leave you with a warning… and an invitation: linger a little longer in the shadows, and perhaps you’ll discover things you’ll never forget.
