A couple of weeks ago, I made a post on Reddit where I shared some tips I wish I had known before getting into this practice. Some of them came straight from my own mistakes; others came from digging around the internet and learning things the hard way. What I didn’t expect was that so many FF veterans would jump into the discussion and drop some of the best advice I’ve ever read on the subject.
Honestly, it felt like skipping years of trial and error in a single thread.
Size doesn’t matter (and that’s not just a slogan)
Most of them talked about something far more important than passion or size: choosing your top with empathy and intelligence.
First of all the fisting community works like a market, whether we like the comparison or not. Everyone wants the best possible product, the best possible experience—and that applies to both sides. But no matter how good the “hardware” looks on paper, it’s useless if the person behind it doesn’t know how to use it properly.
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You don’t want to practice anything with someone who doesn’t communicate, doesn’t listen, or brushes off your needs. That’s a red flag, not a challenge to overcome.
A lot of empathy is required, and it goes both ways. Sharing experiences as both top and bottom helps more than people tend to admit. When you’ve been on both sides, you learn what actually works in practice and what only sounds good in theory. In the end, it’s simple: give what you’d like to receive.
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Trust is the real engine here, and it matters far more than porn makes it seem. Without trust, everything else is just noise.
Porn is not real life (even if your brain sometimes forgets)
We all know porn isn’t real life. Most of us have hired a plumber at some point, and none of us ended up giving him a handjob. As obvious as that sounds, your brain doesn’t always get the message.
You can’t compare yourself to someone who’s been doing this for years, has a completely different body, weighs differently, or simply has way more free time than you. A lot of P🌟 do this for a living—you could call them high-performance athletes. The rest of us? Weekend warriors at best.
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Movie magic applies here too. How big something looks depends on camera angles, distance, perspective, the size of the toy compared to the person, and how close the camera is. Reality plays by different rules.
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And of course, porn never shows the boring parts: the preparation, the patience, the communication. Just a few kisses, a hard cut, and suddenly we’re at the finish line. Real life doesn’t work like that, no matter how much we wish it did.
Three short tips in one (because common sense still matters)
Would you rather drive a Seat León or a Lamborghini? If I had to choose, I know which keys I’m grabbing. The same logic applies to sex toys and lube.
Don’t buy unsafe or low-quality products. Pay attention to what you’re actually purchasing: the material, whether it’s body-safe, the type of lube you’re using, and whether the toy really suits your body. Just like you wouldn’t buy a video game your PC can’t run, you shouldn’t buy a toy your body can’t handle. Your body is a machine too—and it doesn’t come with unlimited upgrades.
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People always say, “Lube is your best friend,” but they usually stop there. The full sentence should be: lube is your best friend, but only if you choose the right one. And don’t try to reinvent the wheel—if a lube comes highly recommended, stick to it. Don’t start playing mad scientist in your kitchen expecting a homemade experiment to work just as well as something designed for the job.
Manicures aren’t just for women
You wouldn’t let someone you don’t trust walk into your house—and you certainly wouldn’t let them into your body if it could lead to bleeding. Treat your ass the same way you treat your home: only trusted guests, handled with care
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Learn how to bottom sober—without poppers or any other drugs. Pain exists for a reason: it’s your body waving a red flag, telling you something is wrong. Ignoring those signals is like driving blind. However , don’t try to outsmart your body—evolution made it this way for a reason.
Also your ass is very sensitive, it bleeds easily, and you need to stay aware of what’s happening at all times. Ignoring that doesn’t make you brave—it just makes you injured.
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So yeah, forget the myths and the highlight reels. Go slow, choose well, use your head as much as your body, and don’t try to “win” at this. There’s nothing to prove, even though it may feel like you need to. If everyone involved feels safe, heard, and satisfied, you’re already doing it right. Just flow with your body and act wisely after hearing it. I hope this resume helps as well as they served to me . See you soon !!!
First of all, this isn’t any kind of promotion, but I need to talk about this product because it ended up being even better than I expected.
Let’s start with the basics. As its name says, this is a lube — a powder lube specialized for fisting and large toys. That already explains why it comes in a relatively large format: 100 g of powder.
Made Different
A bit of context first. This lube is well known in the fisting and large-toy community, which doesn’t mean it’s bad or limited to other practices. At first glance, 100 g for $28 may seem expensive, especially compared to many cheaper liquid lubes. However, that comparison isn’t entirely fair.
Powder lube is far more economical in the long run. Throughout my life I’ve tried many options: silicone, liquid water-based lubes, and even other powder lubes. Two days ago, we finally received this product.
The instructions are simple: fill the measuring cup with powder, pour it into a bottle, and add water. In my case, I used a 1.5 L bottle that was already less than half full of water. One important detail: you need to prepare it at least 30 minutes before use to let it fully hydrate.
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Feelings
I’ve had bad experiences with other powder lubes that irritated my colon, and with water-based lubes that barely lasted two sessions. This one genuinely surprised me.
I felt no pain or irritation, and it didn’t dry out quickly. The texture is sticky and dense, similar to honey, but noticeably lighter and easier to work with. One measuring cup easily lasts at least two full sessions. I filled my bottle and still had plenty left afterward.
Unlike some lubes I’ve used before, it may get on your blankets, but it doesn’t turn them into a sticky or slippery mess. With just a bit of water, everything goes back to normal.
Safe usage
This is an ideal option for people who have experienced irritation in the past with other lubes. Because it is a pure powder lube, it contains no sugars, additives, fillers, odors, or flavors that could cause unwanted reactions.
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Its clean composition makes it especially suitable for long or intense sessions, where consistency and tolerance really matter. It’s also perfect for a “white-glove job”: everything stays clean, discreet, and controlled. No smell, no sticky residue, no clues left behind — like a true white-glove thief, in and out without a trace.
Here are a few tips for beginners.
When mixing the product, remember that density depends entirely on the ratio of water to powder. If you want it thicker or more liquid, think back to basic chemistry—or even something as simple as dissolving cocoa powder in milk. This time, instead of adding less powder, try using less water.
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It lasts longer than other powder lubes due to the lack of fillers and unnecessary additives. The powder itself has a shelf life of around three years. However, if you live in a humid environment, always close the container properly and store it in a dry place. Otherwise, the next time you open it, you may find a putty-like texture, where the powder binds together into a compact, cohesive mass. You’re not going to play football—you don’t need a ball.
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Don’t throw away leftovers. You can easily give them a second life by storing them away from sunlight. Prepared lube can last up to 14 days if stored correctly, which means far more sessions than you might expect in a single week.
Hope you enjoyed the review! We had a blast using this product and doing the ‘hard work’ to see what it can really do. Being completely objective, this product surprised me more than I expected. I thought it would be like many other products I’ve tried: some very good points but also serious red flags. Instead, I got plenty of lube with minimal effort and felt no pain—it genuinely shocked me
As we said before, the experience of multiple orgasms is for everyone, but you have to follow different paths to achieve it.
This time, you have to hack your own body, using every tactic you have in mind.
Different Woods
Before anything else, you need to understand your body’s first signals. Sometimes your little soldier wakes up on its own in the morning, stretching and testing the waters. This is the famous morning erection, or nocturnal penile tumescence, triggered automatically by your body’s hormonal rhythms and the nervous system during sleep. It happens whether you’re thinking about sex or not—a built-in reminder that your plumbing works perfectly.
Plumbing repair service. Professional installer with spanner checking pipe.
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Other times, it’s an arousal-driven erection, when a kiss, touch, or the thrill of your own hands awakens him fully. This type of erection is consciously influenced by desire and stimulation, and it’s the one you can guide and control for the journey ahead.
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Recognizing which type of wake-up call you’re dealing with is the first key step.
Petting the Snake
This step might sound easy, but don’t be fooled. The multiorgasm depends on two unbreakable conditions: holding off ejaculation and maintaining a long-lasting erection while riding the waves of pleasure.
These are the walls that separate the proficient from the advanced. You can be skilled at touching and teasing, but if you don’t understand what’s happening in your body and mind in the moment, you won’t unlock the full experience.
You begin giving yourself some love—back path, front path, however you like—with your new XXL MONSTER TOY (four speeds, orgasm-compatible sound and music) or with your hand, lovingly named “Manola.” The pleasure builds like a volcano, rising higher the longer you play… until it threatens to erupt.
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But here’s the trick: you can’t let it blow just yet. Cooldowns appear, your body demands relief, and your impulses scream for release—but this is when you hit pause. Think of it like a role-playing game: you have to choose future pleasure over immediate gratification.
And this is where edging enters the stage. That funny, mischievous name hides the ultimate mind-training tool. By stopping just before the peak, you learn to separate orgasm from ejaculation, stretching the sensation, heightening sensitivity, and teaching your body that pleasure doesn’t always need a finish line.
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The longer you practice, the more you master the volcano—guiding eruptions instead of surrendering to them, discovering that control and patience can multiply your pleasure beyond what you ever imagined.
The Final Challenge
Timing and coordination have never been so crucial. Defeating Ornstein and Smough? Child’s play compared to this challenge. You have to become one with your body, mastering your mind and controlling your “chakras.” Your body is a stage, and a stage is a place of entertainment—every movement, every twitch under your command, every sensation amplified because you control even what you hadn’t thought possible.
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Your pelvic muscles must be bulletproof, forming the trost defense—the last line between losing control and going full goon/god-mode.
Putting metaphors aside, here’s the science: practicing Kegel exercises strengthens these muscles, giving you the ability to contract and hold, preventing the orgasm from crossing that “wall.” Remember the muscles you use to stop your pee when you were very, very drunk and a police officer started chasing you for peeing on his car? Well, just remember that muscle and apply it here—maybe not the whole story, but the muscle itself works perfectly.
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This control is the key to prolonging pleasure, riding multiple peaks, and fully experiencing the ultra multi-orgasmic state. The Kairaku no Gokui , 快楽の極意 , The secret suprem pleasure.
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Did you ever have fantasies about controlling electricity, transforming into Thor, the god of thunder? Well, this is not the post you are searching for.
Tesla was not prepared for the many different uses a Tesla coil would eventually have. Still, using small electrical zaps has always been fascinating.
Origins
Do you remember the classic scene of students giving electric shocks to frog legs? After that, the legs magically begin to contract, as if the frog’s spirit were still there. If we discard the ideas of frogs and spirits, the explanation is actually much simpler—and much older than you might think.
A Mediterranean Painted Frog, Discoglossus pictus, in a water pond in a Maltese valley, Malta
We have to go back to the past , years 1800s . During that time, electrical belts were designed and sold as cures for impotence. Lust ran largely out of control, and it was not until the early 1900s that such devices stopped being seen as legitimate treatments and began to be questioned.
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Human fascination with electricity goes even further back. In Ancient Egypt, electric fish were used as a form of healing therapy.
As always, when sex enters the equation, human creativity tends to break walls that were never supposed to be broken.
How it works?
This therapy is usually used in BDSM sessions, where the dom or sadist uses a remote control. They send shocks that might be used as pain for the sub or to trigger uncontrollable impulses. The usual format of these toys focuses on erogenous zones, such as the penis, the big “O”, the nipples, and the vagina.
The idea of this practice is to switch the power until you reach the point where it hurts but is still pleasurable, right at the limit of IT HURTSSSS STOPPPP. If you want to have a really intense experience, the BDSM modality is like the hard mode in video games, way more extreme than its brother.
Red Flags
As with all practices, this one carries some risks if you don’t do it carefully. Make sure the intensity you use is appropriate, and remember that while the voltage adapts to your body’s resistance, this does not mean it is safe near the thorax. This practice can be safe and pleasurable, but you need to pay attention. You are playing with electricity, and the only thing that makes it safer is the high impedance of your body.
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Be aware of what you are doing. Wet skin can burn you, and long sessions at high intensity may cause neuropathic damage. If you have epilepsy, heart problems, or any infection, stay away from this technology—you don’t want to cause damage that cannot be repaired.
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Do not consume drugs. Do not use items that were not designed for sexual practices. Stay in full control of your body at all times, and at the first minimal warning sign, turn it off. It is always better to lower the intensity a little than to cause harm you may later regret.
Green Flags
As simple as it sounds, the total experience is far more intense and different than anything you’ve experienced before. The use of electricity can contract pelvic muscles, making the session even more exciting. Let’s do some basic training.
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The BDSM benefits are all about trust, communication, and higher peaks of dopamine. For pain lovers, damage is always on the list—I’m one of them. It’s not just about the pain, it’s about the mix of sensations that makes you beg for more pleasure.
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We all know the red flags are bigger than the green flags, but the key is that with caution, almost all red flags disappear, enhancing the green ones. It may sound dangerous and difficult, but with patience and good communication, it can be as safe as any other consensual practice.
After all this explanation, are you still interested in transforming into the omega of an electrical circuit, or do you prefer to be the bad B at the police station?
Remember: listening is just as important as doing. Communication is your real safety switch. Have fun, little bulbs.
Did you know your pussy has more power than you could imagine? People always say that orgasms are stronger, but… is this actually true?
Let’s look at some basic anatomy. A typical clitoris contains around 10,280 nerve fibers, while the glans penis has about 8,000. That’s roughly 23% fewer than the clitoris.
But it’s not only about numbers — it’s about purpose. The clitoris is the only organ in the human body whose sole function is sexual pleasure. Its nerve fibers are highly specialized and concentrated in a very small area.
Meanwhile, the glans penis distributes its nerve fibers over a larger surface and uses them for different types of sensations: touch, pressure, temperature, protection, and sexual pleasure.
So yes, the sensitivity gap is very real — and it explains a lot about how powerful clitoral stimulation can be.
How it works ?
Well, imagine you’re so horny that you’re literally soaking through your clothes while doing something as simple as watching Netflix. You’re sitting there watching your TV crush, completely obsessed with him, and suddenly—boom—you’ve already fulfilled one of the requirements.
And you don’t even notice when your hand drifts down to that little click & point button of yours. The pleasure starts rising, slowly at first, then faster, until you know what’s coming is going to be absolutely explosive.
When it hits, those two seconds feel like they could mark your entire life. Your whole body melts, your mind goes blank, and everything turns warm and positive. That orgasm becomes a part of you, and it’s not something you’ll ever forget. And in just four seconds, you barely remember why you were acting like such a boiling potter moments ago.
If we break it down, your experience follows the natural rhythm of sexual pleasure:
Excitation: The anticipation builds, your body reacts involuntarily, and every glance or thought of your crush sparks arousal.
Plateau: Pleasure rises, tension accumulates, and every touch sends waves of intensity through you.
Orgasm: The peak arrives in a flash, releasing all that tension, flooding your body with warmth, bliss, and unforgettable sensation.
Resolution: Just seconds later, your body relaxes completely, and the memory of your earlier intensity fades, leaving only calm, satisfaction, and a lingering glow.
Every step is part of the journey — from the first spark to the ultimate release — and understanding it helps you appreciate just how powerful and precise your body’s pleasure system really is.
Multiple choices
Remember this: you don’t have a cool-down period. If you’re still horny, you can continue the stimulation and unlock the new MMT — Multiorgasm, a skill you can “learn” just like a Pokémon ability.
Once activated, MMT lets you chain orgasms without losing intensity. Each “move” builds on the previous one, turning your body into a playground of endless pleasure. You can practice, refine, and level up your control, discovering new sensations and strategies with every session.
Think of it as your personal skill tree: every touch, every rhythm, every breath is a chance to upgrade your ability, reaching peaks you didn’t know were possible. You have to do a montage training to achieve it? How do I train this?
Well, wax on, wax off, do this until you’ve mastered the ability of touching yourself. Use toys, fingers, hands, your partner, whatever is safe and possible to use. Also, Kegel exercises might help you, but I prefer the idea of masturbating all of your holes as a training montage. There is not a definitive way for having one of these; it is the warrior path you have to follow.
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💖 Comment below which techniques, tips, or experiences about multiorgasms you’d love us to explore next! We can’t wait to hear your curiosities and stories — keep discovering your pleasure, we love you! I hope you enjoy it 🙂 .
Hello everyone! This week we’ve been busy with some academic chores, but we also had the chance to test a new toy from Funzze. They gave us the opportunity to try one of their amazing products, and I can assure you that my review will be 100% honest. So, I’m going to balance what we liked with what could be improved. 🙂
Waterproof Something very common nowadays, yes, but still great to have and always appreciated. 💧
Very Good Price If you’re starting a relationship or simply want to try toys without spending too much, I highly recommend giving this one a try. At this price point, you can’t expect premium design or finishes, but for a toy you can use countless times, it’s absolutely worth it. 💸
Secure Fit Once inserted, you don’t have to worry about it falling out. It attaches very well, so no extra effort is needed. ✔️
User Experience The tester was my partner — he doesn’t get along well with English, so I’m writing on his behalf. He didn’t give me many details, but the ones he did were powerful: the orgasm was amazing, especially because of the G-spot stimulation. He wasn’t in the mood at first, but he gave it a chance… and wow. 🔥
He has always dreamed of doing those dynamics you see on TikTok, like using a butt plug with a remote control to play with your partner. Well, now you can.
Also, the packaging was super discreet. I’m from Spain, and it was shipped from the US. I can guarantee that the mailman, my mom, my dad — no one had any clue about what was inside the package. 📦
Details That Matter One thing I love — and that shows the company pays attention — is that the remote control includes the battery. Usually when you buy a toy with a remote, your whole clean, tidy house turns into a horror movie while you search for random batteries. But here, the remote came ready to use with the clock battery included. And even after two weeks, both the toy and the remote still have charge. 🔋
Another detail I absolutely adore is that the toy comes with its own cute little storage bag. That hygienic and aesthetic touch always wins my heart.
Made Different We all know some toys share similar models across brands, but the small details are what make you choose one brand over another. The quality here is truly good. The silicone is soft, hypoallergenic, and has that premium feel I really love. The toy feels like a single solid piece — no visible joints — which makes me think it won’t open or fall apart over time. Some toys we’ve bought in the past start looking disassembled after a year, but this one feels different.
Dislikes
The clitoris part doesn’t attach as well as the other arm, and its vibration isn’t as strong as we initially thought it would be. Does this mean it’s a bad product? Never. It might look big if it’s your first toy, but it’s nothing you can’t adapt to. It feels more like an “adventure” toy than a specialized one, which is completely normal.
Conclusion
Our final score for the Dual Stim Vibe would be 7–8/10. To give you context, a 10 would be a superior, top-quality toy. This is a very good choice at a low-budget price. Even though the brand is not very well known to me, the quality is as good as other toys in the same world, like We-Vibe. This was a great opportunity for my partner and me to try something new. We don’t usually look into this type of market, but we’re more than happy to show more people that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to get quality toys. 🙂
If you want to buy it, remember that Funzze made this possible. Also, this was a surprise package — we didn’t know what they were going to send us. I hope you liked this review! Don’t forget to share it with your friends and subscribe if you don’t want to miss any new posts. Comment below what you would like us to review and which topics you’d love for us to talk about. We love you! 💖
The legend of the multi-orgasm has been portrayed in countless ways—books, movies, videos, and more. But the good news is that this “myth” is no longer just superstition. Thanks to advances in sexuality education and the remarkable evolution of sex-toy technology, it’s becoming a reality for more and more people.
Nowadays, you can enjoy these gifts of life without needing to be one of the “chosen ones.” As I mentioned before, achieving a multi-orgasm is now far more accessible, and it’s scientifically proven that anyone can experience it. Does that mean it’s easy? Hell no, it’s not. But we can guide you through this unexplored path.
We all know multi-orgasms are no longer myths but real possibilities. And yes—sorry, cis men—cis women tend to be naturally more multi-orgasmic, even though many still struggle to reach orgasm at all.
Keys for Your Journey
As with any journey into pleasure, we must prepare ourselves for the challenges ahead. Along the path lie invisible beasts: Overthinking and its cunning sibling, Fear, ready to distract and slow us down.
Luckily, we hold a key to unlocking greater pleasure—but the door may not open at first. That’s when we throw a dice and summon the Lock Keeper, a guide who teaches us how to approach our own bodies with patience, curiosity, and care.
Before stepping through, here are some essential tips from our wizard:
Train your body : Training your body could transform you into a sex bomb. This is a marathon, the better you train, the longer you can enjoy the ride before losing your breath.
Edging : Learn to surf the edge of climax. Bring yourself close, then slow down or pause. Repeat this cycle to intensify pleasure and extend the experience. The closer you get to the “danger zone,” the more your body will respond with heightened sensations and deeper waves of pleasure. Patience is key. Teasing yourself is where the real magic happens.
Breathe consciously : Deep, steady breaths keep your energy focused and sensations heightened. Following your sensations can be tempting, but if you focus on your breath and what you are doing, trust me ,it will feel even better.
Combine sensations: Try different types of stimulation, alone or together. Don’t be afraid to experiment; mixing touch, speed, pressure, or toys often enhances pleasure. You’ll notice better mood, louder moans, and yes… that ple-ple-asure!
Enjoy small victories : Don’t punish yourself if you don’t reach the ultimate goal. It’s about exploring, trying, and enjoying every spark. Overthinking and self-judgment only block the fun . Let yourself feel it.
Try them one by one and take your time. Remember: we can guide you, but your body is the real teacher. Everyone’s experience is different, and each type of sex has its own path to reaching a multiorgasmic state. We’re also working on guides tailored to your anatomy, so stay tuned!
There’s much more coming in our next guides. And don’t forget—you can support us with a sub, a donation on Educoffee, or even just a like. Every bit helps us keep creating this kind of content.
Are you ready to explore the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there? From jungles full of surprises to Lovecraftian seas and haunted relics, these top picks aren’t just toys—they’re adventures waiting to happen.
Whether you’re a seasoned pleasure explorer or just looking to add a little mischief to your collection, this Top 5 Fantasy Grinders will take you on a journey you won’t forget… if you dare.
Do you want a lotus flower but don’t have enough space for one? Look no further than the Dahlia. You can use it as a hair clip—a pretty, discreet ornament—and nobody will be aware of your sinful acts.
Our friends at Faux Phallus know we love taking care of our plants just as much as we take care of our pleasure. As a Percy Jackson fan, I must warn you: beware eating the lotus—you’ll lose track of time.
I’d love to be the boat for that Kraken… and happily sink if it’s with you. Lovers of pirates, today we won’t chase treasure—we’ve already found it. This isn’t as discreet as the Dahlia, but anyone without sexual knowledge won’t understand why your little treasure is wet. You could simply claim it was a stormy night with loud sounds—nobody would question it.
This design from Uncover Creations is multi-use: a grinder with a surprising twist. We love the Kraken sinking a boat motif—will you complete the treasure hunt, or be devoured by the Kraken?
This thematic knee pad will surprise your partner—what at first looks elegant and decorative will end up surprising everyone in the room, including the pillow.
Who wouldn’t love to explore this jungle? For us, it’s the off-road of surfaces, a place where adventure waits around every leaf and curve. I’m sure it will be the most thrilling rainforest experience you’ve ever had, full of unexpected turns and sensations.
These leaves might not produce oxygen, but we’re pretty sure you’ll generate more CO₂ than you ever imagined. Whether you’re tackling the undergrowth or taking the scenic route, every moment feels like a wild expedition—one that will keep you coming back for more.
At this point, you might think we’re obsessed with tentacles—and in some ways, you’re right. But we were hypnotized by the call of this aquatic creature. Is it a god? A monster? We lack the technology and courage to ask.
You’ll run out of oxygen without even being underwater. This type of power only comes from a Lovecraftian creature. Nothosaur is the messenger of its legends..
Coming from another reality, where the ghost-hunters didn’t make it, comes this strange relic—an artifact we kept at a distance, afraid it might possess one of us. The ghost inside this object will escape and make your sinful wishes come true… in exchange for your breath.
Be sure to end the session properly—we’re not certain what dangers might be unleashed. The last person who didn’t close it was found with stains over the head and bed… and what happened after brought their twisted fantasies to light.
We absolutely loved diving into this research for the good of humanity, exploring the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there. From jungles full of surprises to haunted relics and Lovecraftian seas, it was an adventure in itself. We hope you enjoy reading about these treasures just as much as we enjoyed discovering, testing, and sharing them with you. Prepare yourself for a journey full of mischief, pleasure, and a little bit of chaos—you’ve been warned!
Suction toys and dildos aren’t the only way to reach orgasm. During our adventures online, we’ve discovered some amazing sexual toys that deserve love… and attention from you too!
Let’s talk about grinders—yes, the sexual toy, not the app, and definitely not the one you use to smoke your herbs.
How to Use a Grinder
This new world might seem intimidating, but it’s easier to master than you think. Remember when your pillow was your makeshift lover? Well, now your pillow can have an upgrade!
Some grinders can be used with one hand, some are hands-free, and others even come with straps to attach to your pillow. Give it a gentle swing, like you’re performing on a dance stage. Your pleasure will match the rhythm of your movements.
Ready to be the king of the floor (or your pillow)? Or would you rather be a knight riding your trusty steed?
What are they made of???
Silicone obviously is always the queen of materials, gracefully leading the pack with her flawless, smooth moves, leaving everyone in awe. Right behind her, in a powerful splash, comes Stainless Steel, ready for his swimming lessons, shining under the spotlight and showing off his weighty, precise performance. ABS Plastic keeps pace with a steady, reliable rhythm, while Borosilicate Glass glides elegantly, showing off a sleek, temperature‑play twist.
All this action unfolds at an event prepared exclusively for the most elegant classes—where only the finest materials show off their skills, and every move is a masterclass in pleasure and style.
Which style? The one, the beast, the unbeatable NON-POROUS style—pure rock ’n’ roll, ready to take your pleasure to the next level.
Recomendations
We recommend using water-based lubricant. You won’t need much—just a small amount will make everything smoother and far more comfortable. There’s no reason to battle friction when you can simply glide with ease.
We’re also big fans of DnD. They act like tiny portals, ready to whisk you away into imaginative worlds full of adventure and creativity.
And the best part? Some designs arrive with a little twist already built in—no add-ons needed, it’s all part of the model, creating unique combinations that feel like unlocking a whole new level of sensation—your express route to your own version of Valhalla.
Have you ever received a sticker on chat and thought: “Where the heck did this come from?” Well, in my friend group, we have one of those legendary stickers — we call it “acople.”
For those who, like me a couple of weeks ago, had no idea what that meant, here’s the deal: this strange little meme comes from replacing the song PPAP (Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen) — but instead of using an apple… you use two pens.
Yeah, it’s exactly as weird as it sounds.
Curious Stickers
It really sounds like a meme , in spain they are so memes that reflect this idea , like , I’m so cold , my bro looking me behind the window wanting to cover with his foreskin . Very strange memes .
However if you didn’t solve this mystic riddle , let me explain , you masturbate inside of the foreskin of another men , a foreskin hug.
Dangers
Well if you are as clever as we are , let us ask you a question , would you see hygienic scrub your sword with other (rusty) swords. You are a knight without armour.
We know this idea my sound so hilarious and yes it is , the equivalent of a lightsaber duel at least for me but you should be aware and prepared of possible infections (I.T.S) . Despite all of this , you could practice it safely , using a condom , and using a lot of lube to avoid uncomfortableness.
ThreeWay?
Little bastards we are not talking about that type of reunion , we are talking about some ways you could try with your partner , fellowship , brother-in-arm ,etc ….
Sticky-way : Give a very big Hug with your foreskin and shake it until you got smoothie.
Chinese Finger Trap : Use a Sex toy as a chinese finger trap (now with multiplayer for those gamers) , I bet you can’t escape.
Sounding Test : Why we can’t fuse , both worlds , well , is possible but you have to be aware to avoid possible harms , also I think it would have a explosive FINAL.
