Have you ever thought about how, in a D&D game, what type of magic you’d need to tame drakes, kobolds, goblins, etc…? As we know, if I kept listing all the living creatures my spell could affect, it would never end. 😅
We are going to be in a normal bard’s bag: a lyre, flute, trumpet, drums, tambourines… and some sticky toys at the very bottom. Next to the toys… a Bible? We simply don’t ask. 😏
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After this long intro, I want to talk about my ideal kit for taming & training for allure and seduction—even of the evil monsters. 🪄
This is a classic in fantasy (and non-fantasy) worlds. Is there anything more badass than feeling strong power inside you? 💥
Remember, this is part of our training kit. 10/10 if you want to train your width and maybe learn some cantrips. We don’t know where it came from, but with this, our bard is always in a good mood. 😎
Yes, I’m talking in third person… I’m too shy to admit I love magic fisting with a magic hand 😏. Magic powers and magic pleasure combined—did I say it’s magical? 🔮
I was thinking… why does the crew always hate the bard for having “great ideas”? But I’ve never seen a rogue relaxing a barbarian in berserk mode. How do you convince someone whose gray matter is equivalent to a peanut? 🤯
This is why, if you want a bard from challenger level instead of silver, you have to train your reflexes and parries. And yes… I made a mold of his “sword” just in case he lost it 😈
Don’t get me wrong, this is the real deal. It’s said to amplify your magical power—about the equivalent of a rabbit leg 🐇. I hoped for luck, and apparently, it works. 🍀
You might expect a long story about demons attacking us, succubi, and incubus… but the truth is simpler. A shadow demon crashed into a tree the night before and died next to a rat it tried to… well, let’s just say the dice rolled a 1. 🎲 LACK OF SEX
At first, my racist crew didn’t even know what a Firbolg was 😅. They are like humanoid cows fused with a handsome troll 🐮🧌. I really loved them when I first met them, but we disagreed on many things. They loved nature, but I needed a lyre made of their sacred tree… so I chose wisely. 🌳
Let’s just say some magic happened, and I got very close to one of my new companions. A very good boy, inside and out 😏❤️
Breaking up with someone you used to love isn’t fair, and it’s very hard—at least that’s what my old lovers said. 💔
Thanks to wardering bard toys for this incredible desingns based in what anyone could have during a D&D campaing. Love you all hope you still playing as a OTP Bard . See you soon !!!!!.
We’ve all heard about chastity—the tiny cages where all of your “sins” are kept locked away. But did you know that many people actually love the feeling of being controlled, dominated, and teased?
It’s fascinating how something originally linked to purity and self-control has evolved into a sex practice, both in private and within relationships. For some, chastity has even become a lifestyle. And the best part? It’s genderless, so anyone can explore it whenever the idea appeals.
Chastity vs. “Chastity”
Sure, many of us have watched those guru videos about chastity as a virtue—a test between you and your future spouse, often in absurdly luxurious settings. Reality check: those are often scams. They’re not about self-control or intimacy—they’re about money. Life is better enjoyed with a healthy balance of pleasure and self-care, not overhyped challenges.
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The type of chastity I’m talking about is the one that has exploded online, the one that makes your sex life spicier with less actual sex. It’s about mind control, anticipation, and teasing—and it can be surprisingly intense.
How modern chastity works
At its core, chastity is about adding a twist to sexual experiences. Encaging your genitals and giving control to your partner—including whether you get to orgasm—can be incredibly arousing. But it doesn’t stop there: this little shift opens up creativity in pleasure, letting you focus on areas you might normally overlook—nipples, P-spot, testicles, or even your whole body.
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It’s not just about denial—it’s about expanding your sensory experience and exploring new dimensions of intimacy and control.
Give them the keys
Here, your partner takes the lead, and you step into the role of their willing “prisoner.” This practice requires complete trust, so it’s essential to have a thorough conversation beforehand about your expectations, limits, and the structure of this experience.
Chastity in this context is more than physical restraint—it’s a mental and emotional game. You’ll develop empathy, self-control, and communication skills, because there will be moments when you can’t speak, and your partner will need to read your mind through facial expressions and subtle cues.
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Handing over the keys is an act of trust and intimacy, showing that you can fully surrender your body—and your desires—into your partner’s hands. Make sure to discuss:
Duration: How long will the chastity period last?
Boundaries: Where and when will it be enforced?
Consent: Are both of you fully comfortable and committed?
This is a shared journey, and its success depends on mutual respect, communication, and trust.
What is going on inside of their ….. ?
Inside the cage, your body becomes a playground of pleasure and frustration, every touch and brush sending sparks through your nerves. The confinement amplifies every movement, making even the smallest shift feel electric.
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Your partner holds the power, guiding every motion, teasing, pressing, controlling the rhythm and intensity. You never know when a wave of sensation will hit or fade, leaving you hungry, frustrated, and craving more.
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Chastity doesn’t let desire fade—it builds anticipation, stretches it, teases it to the limit. Every touch feels sharper, every signal more intense, and the uncertainty of what comes next keeps your mind spinning.
By the end, your body may be restrained, but your mind is alive, on fire, and craving the next moment.
Final Bonus
Chastity is more than just physical restraint—it’s a game of anticipation, control, and psychological intensity. When paired with BDSM and role play, whether as a submissive bottom or a dominant top, every touch, tease, and command becomes electrifying.
Adding practices like pegging or edging takes it further, turning frustration into heightened pleasure. Each wave of denied release sharpens your senses, making every brush of skin, every subtle movement, and every command feel charged with tension.
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The thrill isn’t just about erections—it’s about surrender, trust, and anticipation. In chastity, every moment of restraint becomes part of the pleasure, and the journey itself is the ultimate reward, keeping desire alive, intense, and irresistible.
If you think chastity is your multiple-choice topping or just an exciting addition to your nights of love and daily routine, I want to hear from you. Share your thoughts, experiences, or curiosities, and let’s dive into this thrilling world together. See you soon!
A couple of weeks ago, I made a post on Reddit where I shared some tips I wish I had known before getting into this practice. Some of them came straight from my own mistakes; others came from digging around the internet and learning things the hard way. What I didn’t expect was that so many FF veterans would jump into the discussion and drop some of the best advice I’ve ever read on the subject.
Honestly, it felt like skipping years of trial and error in a single thread.
Size doesn’t matter (and that’s not just a slogan)
Most of them talked about something far more important than passion or size: choosing your top with empathy and intelligence.
First of all the fisting community works like a market, whether we like the comparison or not. Everyone wants the best possible product, the best possible experience—and that applies to both sides. But no matter how good the “hardware” looks on paper, it’s useless if the person behind it doesn’t know how to use it properly.
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You don’t want to practice anything with someone who doesn’t communicate, doesn’t listen, or brushes off your needs. That’s a red flag, not a challenge to overcome.
A lot of empathy is required, and it goes both ways. Sharing experiences as both top and bottom helps more than people tend to admit. When you’ve been on both sides, you learn what actually works in practice and what only sounds good in theory. In the end, it’s simple: give what you’d like to receive.
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Trust is the real engine here, and it matters far more than porn makes it seem. Without trust, everything else is just noise.
Porn is not real life (even if your brain sometimes forgets)
We all know porn isn’t real life. Most of us have hired a plumber at some point, and none of us ended up giving him a handjob. As obvious as that sounds, your brain doesn’t always get the message.
You can’t compare yourself to someone who’s been doing this for years, has a completely different body, weighs differently, or simply has way more free time than you. A lot of P🌟 do this for a living—you could call them high-performance athletes. The rest of us? Weekend warriors at best.
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Movie magic applies here too. How big something looks depends on camera angles, distance, perspective, the size of the toy compared to the person, and how close the camera is. Reality plays by different rules.
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And of course, porn never shows the boring parts: the preparation, the patience, the communication. Just a few kisses, a hard cut, and suddenly we’re at the finish line. Real life doesn’t work like that, no matter how much we wish it did.
Three short tips in one (because common sense still matters)
Would you rather drive a Seat León or a Lamborghini? If I had to choose, I know which keys I’m grabbing. The same logic applies to sex toys and lube.
Don’t buy unsafe or low-quality products. Pay attention to what you’re actually purchasing: the material, whether it’s body-safe, the type of lube you’re using, and whether the toy really suits your body. Just like you wouldn’t buy a video game your PC can’t run, you shouldn’t buy a toy your body can’t handle. Your body is a machine too—and it doesn’t come with unlimited upgrades.
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People always say, “Lube is your best friend,” but they usually stop there. The full sentence should be: lube is your best friend, but only if you choose the right one. And don’t try to reinvent the wheel—if a lube comes highly recommended, stick to it. Don’t start playing mad scientist in your kitchen expecting a homemade experiment to work just as well as something designed for the job.
Manicures aren’t just for women
You wouldn’t let someone you don’t trust walk into your house—and you certainly wouldn’t let them into your body if it could lead to bleeding. Treat your ass the same way you treat your home: only trusted guests, handled with care
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Learn how to bottom sober—without poppers or any other drugs. Pain exists for a reason: it’s your body waving a red flag, telling you something is wrong. Ignoring those signals is like driving blind. However , don’t try to outsmart your body—evolution made it this way for a reason.
Also your ass is very sensitive, it bleeds easily, and you need to stay aware of what’s happening at all times. Ignoring that doesn’t make you brave—it just makes you injured.
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So yeah, forget the myths and the highlight reels. Go slow, choose well, use your head as much as your body, and don’t try to “win” at this. There’s nothing to prove, even though it may feel like you need to. If everyone involved feels safe, heard, and satisfied, you’re already doing it right. Just flow with your body and act wisely after hearing it. I hope this resume helps as well as they served to me . See you soon !!!
When we first saw someone being fisted, our first reaction was: how? That big? Is this video even real? It’s common to think that extreme activities like this will cause long-term damage or malfunction in your body.
Why I like fisting
The perfect image of a huge, round butt going up and down on a giant toy is genuinely impressive. At least for me, it’s like wow—I want to do that, I want to train my hole to reach that point or even bigger.
The toys you use for training usually have better designs than standard toys. Companies like Hankeys Toys spice up the practice with fantasy or sci-fi-themed toys, making them collectible pieces. In my case, I’d rather have a museum of toys than a house.
Interior of The National Art Museum in Bucharest, Romania. Golden details, marble, painting
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Another thing I love is the control and communication between pros. They can manage such an extreme practice without chronic damage, thanks to experience and empathy. It’s striking how this practice can be done safely when others might focus only on items rather than the experience.
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Fisting, especially FF, demonstrates progress perfectly: the more dedication you put in, the better it feels.
Red Flags
It is too expensive for begginers and students that aren’t working , the delivery costs and toys costs are too high but the quality of them is very good , because it can be as good as making a extreme practice safe.
It is very bad seen by many people , making this activity as a very painful activity which is not if you do it correctly and use the essential quantity of lube , which also needs to be bought as much as you need .
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Usually you have to use tons of lube , without it it will be extremely painful the good new is as long you are progressing the least you will need ,this means lube is a vital part of the practice but you won’t need to go trough the steps you use to do when you started.
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I know this post is a bit out of the blue, but I can’t resist sharing my POV on this intense, impressive practice. Gender doesn’t matter—the only real skill required is patience. I wish I had more time to keep this practice alive, but I’m usually busy with my studies or don’t have enough money to buy as much as I’d like. I use this blog to teach others who, like me, had no idea what they were getting into at first.
Well, this is the kind of thing I do when I love a design and want them all but don’t have a billionaire’s budget. These were also my first experience with fantasy sex toys after joining a furry Discord they were obsessed with Bad Dragon. I really love the designs of all of them, especially the draconic ones. For me, they look so cool that I could even use them as house decorations if I could.
I’m also a big fan of dinosaurs and Monster Hunter, and just look at these! I love the part in the video game when the OG looks at the camera and says, “I’m the Monster Fucker”—oh wait, I think it was Monster Hunter. Anyway, they don’t really talk throughout the game.
Which I prefer to call «Anubis el rompeculos,» Spanish joke, hehe. Well, I really love the marks on it; I know this might sound stupid, but it looked so mythical. I mean, it has the aura, and I love that. Also, the color of the model I see is perfect — my favorite color is purple. What a coincidence. I really hope the archaeologist who discovered this artifact didn’t use it.
My «judgement» after life has to be so good that even if the feather weighs more than the heart, I’ll stay alive. This is my plan: I will train all my life with these toys. And when he goes along with me… BANG! I flirt with him and save my life. Perfect plan.
If you are scared of the abyssal, don’t go to the wasteland, the habitat of an old experiment, whose prey are those who go near the glowing stick fallen on the floor. Like abyssal fishes, it hunts the same way, creates a distraction, and seconds before you notice, you are in danger as it jumps at you.
Don’t underestimate a failed experiment that has the ability to adapt to the ecosystem. The glow of its skin doesn’t come from the laboratory; it comes from the radioactive food, which surprisingly helps in its dark hunts. Some others who said they saw him, looking aroused, claimed he jumped on them in a different way.
After thousands of years of boredom, Taurion followed Ariadna’s thread and discovered that a red string can lead to opportunities—even in the adult industry. He’s famous in the fisting category because while he may lack length, his width more than compensates.
Imagine a mountain forged by calamity; his scales are so tough that not even a dark arrow could pierce them. The greed of this dragon isn’t new to us—he uses all the gems he steals as decorations for his shiny armor. Who in their right mind would want to be near such a creature, surrounded by gems, rocks, and stone?
He knows the scent of a dwarf and finds it disgusting. He’s got more style than those dirty miners. But he can’t go far—his weight prevents him from flying away. When he was a pup, he was more of a dragon than the drake he is now. Yet, spending so much time alone may have awakened some unusual thoughts. In his reproductive age, he might start looking for a partner to stay with.
Do you want his gems? Would you dare take advantage of him?
Such a cute name for someone who doesn’t need to use his arms for opening your legs. As I said before, I’m quite a fan of dinosaurs and Stan T-rex is one of my favorites, I don’t know why. Jurassic Park was a good film, but Stan made me think of possibilities that younger me didn’t dream of before.
The park may have had rules, pens, and boundaries, but Stan doesn’t just sit there. He knows how to make an entrance, breaking free when the situation allows it, showing that he’s not just powerful but also clever.
Now I wonder—should I cut off the electricity and have some fun, or listen to my fear? Either way, the unleashed beast is in charge. Should I go say hello or let him take the lead? (Without hands.) I’m so nervous.
Honor Mentions
I decided to honor a few toys that fought their way close to these positions but didn’t quite make the final cut. It wasn’t them , It was me .
Get ready for the best cunnilingus you’ll ever experience. Winston is the definition of versatile—like a 4×4 Land Rover, he’s ready for anything: dirt, clean, front, back. He doesn’t give a damn—his mother taught him to taste everything. Such a kind, fearless guy.
Winter is short, but with Echo the Snow Strider, you can stride through it like never before. Every slope, every curve, every ridge along his shaft makes you feel like you’re gliding through icy trails, riding the winter spirit.
He warms you from the inside out as you move, and just like a true strider, he lets you conquer every peak and dip with control and pleasure. Do you want to keep winter during summer ? .
This crazy top was created for entertainment and to showcase my favorite design of Bad Dragon. I wrote this entirely on my own; it’s not a promotion, I’m not affiliated with the brand, I simply love the designs of these toys. If you want to see more tops like this, don’t forget to check out : Spooky Toys, Hankey’s Toys Tier List , and Fantasy Grinders.
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Before doing this research, I thought that this practice would have roots in Greek or Roman civilizations, or other ancient cultures. Surprisingly, there are no historical records of it until 1968–1970, during the second sexual revolution. Even then, it was seen as a radical and extreme practice.
How did it start?
Remember how being attracted to the same gender was once heavily stigmatized? This social repression is exactly why many sexual practices began in secret clubs, where LGBTQ+ people could stop masking themselves and be who they really were. San Francisco became a central hub for this freedom—it was like the “Mausoleum at Halicarnassus” of sexual diversity. Many gay men moved there, creating a space where sexual exploration and expression could flourish.
At the same time, leather practices were rising in popularity, laying the groundwork for what today we call BDSM. Among these activities, one in particular—known by various names such as “handball” or “fistfucking”—was considered much dirtier than it is today.
Interestingly, people often complain today out of boredom, but back then, participants were more intense. It was said that “miners weren’t scared of mud,” so they often didn’t clean before practicing, and cleaning became a ritualistic part of the activity.
Europe?
In Europe, we also have this movement, and as mentioned by Knut Koch, fisting came to Europe with the introduction of slings in saunas. With this, many tourists from the U.S. influenced the spread of this subculture, leading to the appearance of new clubs, events, and communities.
Germany, in particular, played a major role in promoting leather clubs, fetish parties, and sexual events. Cities like Hamburg and Berlin became hubs for the leather and BDSM scenes, attracting both locals and international visitors. Events such as Easter Berlin, which began in the early 1970s, provided structured spaces where enthusiasts could meet, exchange practices, and explore their sexuality openly.
As a result, the subculture gradually expanded across Europe, not only through clubs and events but also through publications, personal networks, and shared aesthetics. The influence of American leather culture merged with local European expressions, helping establish a network of communities that maintained and evolved these practices over time.
The decline
Around the 1980s, society changed suddenly, and the emergence of HIV dealt a severe blow to the LGBTQ+ community, worsening how they were perceived by the public. For some, it was seen as God’s punishment; for others, a curse. The situation looked so dire that it felt like a step back into the past. Yet, within the community, instead of giving up, people resisted. They faced a challenge far stronger than public opinion: they adopted safe practices and emphasized hygiene, which allowed them to continue exploring and practicing their sexual activities despite widespread fear and stigma.
Actuallity
Nowadays, thanks to globalization, these practices are more accepted than in the past, although their social influence is not what it once was. Importantly, they are now much safer, with hygiene standards greatly improved.
The internet allows people to explore and enjoy these practices without needing to belong to any particular movement or worry about their sexual orientation. In the past, the scene was wilder but also more dangerous, with widespread chemsex and risky behaviors. Today, thanks to education and awareness, these risks have been significantly reduced. Social media platforms like Discord, X, and Reddit have also made it easier to connect with knowledgeable people. You don’t need to be an expert—just ask, and someone experienced will be happy to help you.
I would like to sincerely thank the Reddit community r/Gayfisting for being so kind and helpful—answering questions about lube, toy materials, and the best methods.
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Sorry, we really don’t know how to make cupcakes or pretzels, but… we know something better that you should try — it’s called Muffing.
What is muffing?
The name “Muffing” comes from the book “Fucking Trans Women” . We know that muffing could be related to baking (muffins , baking , cakes , etc…) — after all, everyone wants to dip the finger on «Nutella » because no one wants to miss it .
Apply this idea to another part of your body that are not your buns. Fans of BBNO$ (we love BBNO$) or members of the trans community — often affectionately called “the dolls” — could also enjoy this explosive practice without having a kitty cat.
Have you ever missed your “Queen’s Crown Jewels”? Traditional sumo wrestlers and cold swimmers are used to this strange magic trick when the wizard comes, and, like in a Dan Da Dan episode, your treasure disappears.
We could call it a pool game, introducing the 8-ball into the pocket — anything else is left to your imagination.
Bakery tutorial
We aren’t Gandalf, and we show our tricks — f***k you, Gandalf.
Without using any complex words, we’ll show you how to do it. Ready?
Get a “bubble” in your hand, apply a little pressure, and you’ll see the entire path your balloon takes. Even before it “disappears,” your finger will follow that path until you reach your inguinal canal.
This practice isn’t as dangerous as it might sound. You should be patient on your first attempt. Remember, this part of the body isn’t naturally made for this practice, but if you do it carefully, it can be enjoyable. Almost nobody has ended up in the hospital from doing this, so don’t be scared — and don’t be reckless either.
Some people don’t feel anything during this practice; you may feel pleasure or nothing at all. If you feel nothing, don’t assume that being more forceful will make it better.
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Last week, we received a mysterious gift from Hankey’s Toys. Without thinking twice, we opened it out of sheer curiosity—and what we found left us speechless: two enormous toys, bigger than my forearm. My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing, probably harder than we ever had before.
Once we caught our breath, we looked up their names and sizes. In my hands were the “big brother of Cerberus” and a “mutant seahorse”. While my friends were terrified, I couldn’t contain my excitement—it was my very first Hankey’s Toys, and all I wanted was to take them home and give them a proper chance.
At first, I thought I could handle them as easily as my other toys—especially the XL ones from Lovehoney, which were already half the size of my laptop screen. My past self would have never believed that one day I’d be riding a seahorse on land and taking on the mighty Beowulf.
Chapter 2 :Under the Sea 🌊🐎
The Olympian gods have officially abandoned me. Poseidon betrayed me: he sent me a hippocampus. Yes, a hippocampus—the red one. As a Percy Jackson fan, I thought, “Hell yeah, this is awesome!” — a true blessing from the god of the seas. But then I woke up, saw it in my room, and immediately realized… no.
Hippocampus representation
I didn’t know it was a declaration of war until the horse’s head stared at me like it was judging my entire existence. Had I done something wrong? Was Olympus actually some kind of kinky mafia, sending passive-aggressive warnings in the form of sea creatures… or just a very weird gift?
All I had to work with were the hippocampus itself and its judgmental head. And let’s be real—I’m not a forensic scientist. But as a devoted Batman fan, I took it upon myself to analyze the situation like the World’s Greatest Detective. Hours of staring, poking, and muttering nonsense later, I concluded: it wasn’t dangerous. Just… wildly confusing.
So, like the demigod-wannabe I am, I dropped to my knees and prayed to Poseidon, asking for guidance. I love Greek mythology—I know what types of prayers gods like… especially if your rituals involve water-based “blessings.”
After this experience, if you have the same kind of chaotic luck as me, take note:
31 cm is a lot. Be patient. My first time, I was shaking from the adrenaline—the mix of fear and excitement was brutal. Don’t push yourself more than you can handle.
Sea-horses have some natural lines and curves that help you progress. It’s bigger than many other toys you’ve seen; my case was medium-sized, and wow… exhausting. More tiring than an hour of skating.
The base is amazing. While other “toys” fall over or don’t stay still, the sea-horse handled it like a champ. My model was very flexible, which was scary but totally worth it.
The sensation of being filled was strange, but the curvy form made it incredible.
Compatible with a suction cup, so you can attach it to the wall or floor, and it’s machine-friendly as well.
Take three things—you’ll thank me later: plenty of lube, a sturdy stool (it will save your shoulders if you’re a beginner and don’t want to end up looking like Quasimodo while handling it), and a towel to avoid making a mess.
Are you ready to disobey some gods?
Chapter 3 : The secret Trial 🛡️🐉👑
“Hear, hear, my people, a tale I bring, of a fearless hero, ready for anything; Grendel feared him, the dragon roared, but Beowulf, brave, his sword he soared.
The secret trial has been revealed, emerging from the jaws of a fearsome hound; even Beowulf could not defeat it— shall you be the one to stand your ground?
As legends are not always true, this embarrassing tale is unsuitable for a proper crew; lions roared, and chaos followed, and that night, only moans could be heard by a few.
Oh mighty Beowulf, how embarrassed you look… and then, a strange, hairy snake appeared.
I cannot say what it carried, but the battle thrilled me, the chaos amazed me; that strange encounter left me dizzy with excitement, and I knew this tale would be sung for ages.
As many of you know, this is the true legend of Beowulf, right? RIGHT??? Well, I have the mission of becoming a man, and like Hercules, I have some trials I must pass. Poor Beowulf—what an experience he had, and how embarrassed he was! That’s not my case. I can proudly claim just how much excitement I feel.
Coming back to reality—if you’ve read the whole post, you know Hankey’s Toys gifted me the Beowulf toy, the massive, black, dog-inspired mythical creature.
It looks straighter than the seahorse, which makes insertion easier. Its base is smaller, so it’s not as stable as the seahorse, but its appearance is so striking that it could easily pass as a trophy.
The sensation is incredibly immersive—you really feel like you’re riding a powerful mythical creature. Even though this toy is bigger than the seahorse, progression feels smoother. You don’t feel like you’re going too slow because of the straight design, and it doesn’t widen unexpectedly, which makes the experience very enjoyable.
Are you brave enough to take on the challenge yourself? ⚔️🐕💪
Chapter 4 :Victory and Lessons Learned 🏆
After surviving the secret trial and taming Beowulf, I finally caught my breath. The Olympian gods might still be watching, and the creatures of myth might still lurk, but for now… I had won my battle.
I learned a few things along the way:
Patience is everything. Don’t rush the trials, or the mythical beasts will remind you who’s in charge.
Preparation is key. Lube, a sturdy stool, and a towel are more than tools—they’re your weapons of choice.
Courage comes in many forms. Sometimes it’s facing a monster, sometimes it’s staring down your own chaos… and sometimes it’s holding a giant Beowulf toy without breaking anything.
As for the rewards? Oh, they’re unforgettable. The thrill, the excitement, the sense of accomplishment… all worth every moment of fear, adrenaline, and confusion.
So here I stand, a little wiser, a little braver, and a lot more exhausted.
Here I will show the image of all the beasts I managed to tame that day.
Chapter 5 :Thanks for the Magic and Fun
pecial thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me these products. I had always wanted to experience what one of their creations felt like, and now I can finally share it with more people. They truly care about supporting small brands and influencers, and their encouragement means a lot. If you’re looking for creativity and passion, Hankey’s Toys is your best choice.
This experience has been incredibly rewarding. As both a reviewer and a blogger, I genuinely enjoyed doing this work. And as a Spanish speaker, it also gave me the chance to learn so many new things in a foreign language—English.
With gratitude and excitement, I close this adventure… until the next one. Thank you all, and see you soon!
Are you looking for a label that fits you , or are you just curious about this topic.
Understanding sexual orientation can help you learn more about yourself and your loved ones. It’s a way to open your mind and see the world through different eyes.
Here are some of the most common labels people use to describe their orientation. Remember: labels are just tools — you don’t have to pick one if you don’t want to!
Heterosexual (straight) You live with default settings.
You love the best of both worlds — you’d never turn down a fruit salad (extra potassium and peaches, please!). Not limited to just male or female — your appetite is bigger than you might imagine! And if this definition doesn’t suit you, take a look at pansexuality — it’s like bisexuality with a Season Pass (you gotta unlock that new content!).
Disclaimer !: Not being sexual attracted , doesn’t mean they can’t have sex , so please don’t ask that kind of questions
Romanticism
In addition, so many people who don’t feel sexually attracted to others (asexual), as we explained before, may still have a crush on someone or feel a strong emotional or romantic connection.
As the same as orientations , there are different kinds of romantic-appeal. Are you readin’ with me?(I’m talkin’ to you), because the show must go on:
Heteroromantic: The LGBTQ+ version of being straight — but with extra feelings.
Homoromantic: Forget the buffet; you’re all about that one-flavor dessert table.
Biromantic: Love is love… and yours is especially blind.
Aromantic: Nobody’s good enough to make your heart skip a beat.
We know today’s class was pretty exhaustive, but the more you know, the better everything will go. Thanks for your time — we hope you learned something new! See you soon! .
The name fisting comes from the concept of filling a hole with a fist. Its popularity grew hand in hand with the rise of the internet, the accessibility of sex toys, and the convenience of online shopping.
To talk about this topic, we reached out to real Reddit veterans. Thanks to them, we got some honest insights and first-hand experiences that really helped shape this piece.
For water-based lube, you can pick premixed ones like LubeLife, which is ready to use and made from safe, body-friendly ingredients. Or you can go for powder-based lubes like K-Lube and X-Lube, which you mix with water before using — they’re made mostly from cellulose, a plant-based material. Just avoid J-Lube — it used to be popular, but it’s actually made for animals, mainly from bentonite clay, and has warnings about causing serious injuries if it gets inside the body.
Cheaper or Expensive , it really matters?
The answer is yes, it really matters. Buying from unreliable sources like Aliexpress, Temu, or no-name brands at the sex shop often means getting products that can be low-quality, made with unsafe materials, or just poorly designed — which can lead to discomfort or even injury
The recommendation we give you is from a Reddit user, who suggested buying new toys from these brands:
Bad Dragon — considered premium quality, known for their unique and fantasy-inspired designs.
Mr Hankey’s Toys — very popular for their wide variety and fun styles.
John Thomas Toys — based in the UK, offering lots of special and creative designs.
Topped Toys — Canadian brand, famous for making the best traditional butt plugs .
Nothosaur— known for innovative and artistic toy designs.
Twisted Beast— features a cool satanic or dark fantasy theme.
Organo Toys — their eggs are especially popular for discreet and versatile use.
Preparatives:
Fisting is the wedding of the bottoms , you need to wear your best clothes and use your best-quality toys with the person you enjoy more .
Before getting started , we have to clean our house let me show you , how to do it correctly .
1. Preparation and Equipment: Fist of all, you need an enema bag or douche with a 3 to 4 liters capacity (small pharmacy kits usually aren’t enough; at least 2 liters are recommended). You’ll also want digital scales to accurately measure the amount of water you put in and expel.
The key advice for this activity is to take it slow — there’s no need to prove anything to anyone. If it hurts, just stop. It’s like marathon training: you’re not expected to run 10 km on day one. You start at your own pace, and with consistent practice, you’ll get a lot better over time.
One of the most important tips they shared with us is about breathing — deep, slow, and controlled. It’s all about learning to connect with those internal muscles through your breath (kind of like yoga) and relaxing them on command when you exhale. This helps you open up and avoid getting too anxious or overstimulated. One person said that after 6–12 months of struggling to get that long neck into the second hole, their body finally relaxed and just “sucked it right in” once they started focusing on their breathing.
The Art of Boxing your Guts
This one’s for everyone who’s ready to take things to the next level and introduce their fist with care and respect. Think of it like learning a new skill—start slow, use plenty of lube, and warm up with fingers first. Keep your hand relaxed and slightly curved, like a gentle fist, and breathe deeply to help your body open up.
It’s all about patience and listening to your partner’s signals—there’s no rush or pressure. Like any good boxer, you want to control your pace and know when to advance or retreat. Mastering this art takes time, but with practice, you’ll get smoother, safer, and more confident every step of the way.
