Have you ever thought about how, in a D&D game, what type of magic you’d need to tame drakes, kobolds, goblins, etc…? As we know, if I kept listing all the living creatures my spell could affect, it would never end. 😅
We are going to be in a normal bard’s bag: a lyre, flute, trumpet, drums, tambourines… and some sticky toys at the very bottom. Next to the toys… a Bible? We simply don’t ask. 😏
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After this long intro, I want to talk about my ideal kit for taming & training for allure and seduction—even of the evil monsters. 🪄
This is a classic in fantasy (and non-fantasy) worlds. Is there anything more badass than feeling strong power inside you? 💥
Remember, this is part of our training kit. 10/10 if you want to train your width and maybe learn some cantrips. We don’t know where it came from, but with this, our bard is always in a good mood. 😎
Yes, I’m talking in third person… I’m too shy to admit I love magic fisting with a magic hand 😏. Magic powers and magic pleasure combined—did I say it’s magical? 🔮
I was thinking… why does the crew always hate the bard for having “great ideas”? But I’ve never seen a rogue relaxing a barbarian in berserk mode. How do you convince someone whose gray matter is equivalent to a peanut? 🤯
This is why, if you want a bard from challenger level instead of silver, you have to train your reflexes and parries. And yes… I made a mold of his “sword” just in case he lost it 😈
Don’t get me wrong, this is the real deal. It’s said to amplify your magical power—about the equivalent of a rabbit leg 🐇. I hoped for luck, and apparently, it works. 🍀
You might expect a long story about demons attacking us, succubi, and incubus… but the truth is simpler. A shadow demon crashed into a tree the night before and died next to a rat it tried to… well, let’s just say the dice rolled a 1. 🎲 LACK OF SEX
At first, my racist crew didn’t even know what a Firbolg was 😅. They are like humanoid cows fused with a handsome troll 🐮🧌. I really loved them when I first met them, but we disagreed on many things. They loved nature, but I needed a lyre made of their sacred tree… so I chose wisely. 🌳
Let’s just say some magic happened, and I got very close to one of my new companions. A very good boy, inside and out 😏❤️
Breaking up with someone you used to love isn’t fair, and it’s very hard—at least that’s what my old lovers said. 💔
Thanks to wardering bard toys for this incredible desingns based in what anyone could have during a D&D campaing. Love you all hope you still playing as a OTP Bard . See you soon !!!!!.
This week, we received a special gift from Funzze: a P-spot massager for review. I will provide a fully honest evaluation, including both green flags and red flags, while sharing my personal experience in detail.
Overview & How It Works 🤔
The main goal of this toy is prostate (P-spot) stimulation, which has far more potential than many realize.
Unlike many toys in this category that simply vibrate in place, the Funzze P-Spot Massagerfeatures a thrusting movement. Initially, this motion may feel unusual, but after getting used to it, it provides a comfortable and highly pleasurable experience.
The combination of thrusting and vibration stimulates both the P-spot and the perineum, resulting in a deeper, more intense sensation. This is a noticeable difference compared to other toys I’ve tried, which often only offer vibration or a static design.
Receiving the Package 📦
While I was excited to receive the toy, the delivery process was somewhat frustrating. The product arrived three weeks after ordering; however, after contacting Funzze, it arrived the next day. Despite this delay, the package was well-protected and arrived in good condition.
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Unboxing 🎁
The massager comes in a small branded box. Inside, I found:
A magnetic charger, confirming that the toy is waterproof
A small storage bag, perfect for hygiene and portability
The massager itself, which was larger than I initially expected
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The packaging is simple and discreet, but functional, making it suitable for storage or travel.
First Use & Preparation 🫢
I decided to try the toy last Friday, when I had some time alone. After taking a shower and preparing a clean space, I applied X-Lube from my Breedr bottle (I mixed the leftover Breedr lube with X-Lube). This combination worked perfectly, ensuring smooth and comfortable insertion.
Using the toy for the first time, I focused on understanding the thrusting movement and the vibration patterns, experimenting with speed and intensity.
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Feelings & Performance
The toy provided a very positive experience:
Texture & insertion: The massager is smooth, making initial insertion effortless
Thrusting movement: Pleasant and pain-free. While I would have preferred a tip more focused on the P-spot, this is a minor detail and largely a personal preference
Stimulation: The combination of thrusting and vibration created a strong, enjoyable pressure, especially during orgasm
Comparison to other toys: I can confidently say this is one of my favorite toys. While my fisting toys require training and preparation, this massager provides immediate satisfaction without extra effort
Water -based lube made a slippery unforgetable experience and comfortable throughout the session.
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Despite of the expectatives the toy features 8 different types of vibrations and thrusting movements, which can be combined freely for a total of 64 unique mode combinations. This allows you to finely control your experience and find the perfect mode for your preference.
Discretion & Usability
Noise: The massager isn’t completely silent. Small sounds may be noticeable if others are nearby, though it is not excessively loud
Design & flexibility: The straight shape is necessary for the thrusting mechanism, but it limits mobility. Using the toy while sitting, walking, or multitasking may cause minor discomfort
Comfort: Overall, the sensations were never painful, just a subtle internal pressure during use
Despite minor limitations, the toy is highly usable and comfortable for most solo or partnered sessions. The perfect multitask buddy for those busy and boring days.
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Remote Control
The remote control is one of the toy’s standout features:
Works up to 26 ft (7,92m), making it suitable for solo play or partner use
Two buttons:
Perineum vibration, stimulating the line connecting the testicles to the butt with 8 different vibrations.
Thrusting speed control, allowing you to adjust the pace according to preference . Between 8 types of movement.
The remote makes this toy perfect for a partner session, a discreet gift, or simply exploring different settings without interrupting play.
Pros & Cons
✅ Green Flags:
Smooth and comfortable texture
Unique thrusting mechanism
Strong stimulation for both P-spot and perineum
Waterproof and easy to clean
Remote control with good range
🚩Red Flags:
Slight noise during use
Straight and rigid design limits mobility
Tip could be more focused on the P-spot
My experience
My experience with this product was very good despite the minor cons.
This isn’t a toy that will instantly take you to mind-blowing orgasms; preparation matters. Cleaning yourself properly and approaching play with confidence is key. Think of your hole as a door—the toy becomes your battering ram.
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For beginners, understanding hygiene and pacing is crucial. This toy is ideal if you have a private bedroom and want to avoid noise, and in my experience, its performance justifies its price. Compared to other toys at similar prices in Spain, this one delivers better quality and satisfaction
Conclusion
The Funzze P-Spot Massager exceeded my expectations. It combines thrusting and vibration effectively, delivers strong prostate stimulation, and is enjoyable both solo and with a partner.
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Despite minor drawbacks like slight noise and a rigid design, this is a high-quality, functional, and satisfying toy. I would recommend it to anyone exploring prostate stimulation, especially those looking for a toy that’s immediately enjoyable and easy to use.
The toy also comes with a small storage bag, which your personal hygiene will thank you for.
I really hope you enjoyed this review as much as we enjoyed “playing” with this toy 😏. We aren’t paid for these reviews, so everything here is honest and personal.
This is just me and my partner having fun while sharing our experiences—and helping you make informed choices. Everything is free for you, but if you’d like to support us and help us get more toys to test, a small donation would be amazing. Every bit helps us keep bringing honest, hands-on reviews—and of course, more fun!
Big thanks to Funzze for trusting us with their products.
We’ve all heard about chastity—the tiny cages where all of your “sins” are kept locked away. But did you know that many people actually love the feeling of being controlled, dominated, and teased?
It’s fascinating how something originally linked to purity and self-control has evolved into a sex practice, both in private and within relationships. For some, chastity has even become a lifestyle. And the best part? It’s genderless, so anyone can explore it whenever the idea appeals.
Chastity vs. “Chastity”
Sure, many of us have watched those guru videos about chastity as a virtue—a test between you and your future spouse, often in absurdly luxurious settings. Reality check: those are often scams. They’re not about self-control or intimacy—they’re about money. Life is better enjoyed with a healthy balance of pleasure and self-care, not overhyped challenges.
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The type of chastity I’m talking about is the one that has exploded online, the one that makes your sex life spicier with less actual sex. It’s about mind control, anticipation, and teasing—and it can be surprisingly intense.
How modern chastity works
At its core, chastity is about adding a twist to sexual experiences. Encaging your genitals and giving control to your partner—including whether you get to orgasm—can be incredibly arousing. But it doesn’t stop there: this little shift opens up creativity in pleasure, letting you focus on areas you might normally overlook—nipples, P-spot, testicles, or even your whole body.
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It’s not just about denial—it’s about expanding your sensory experience and exploring new dimensions of intimacy and control.
Give them the keys
Here, your partner takes the lead, and you step into the role of their willing “prisoner.” This practice requires complete trust, so it’s essential to have a thorough conversation beforehand about your expectations, limits, and the structure of this experience.
Chastity in this context is more than physical restraint—it’s a mental and emotional game. You’ll develop empathy, self-control, and communication skills, because there will be moments when you can’t speak, and your partner will need to read your mind through facial expressions and subtle cues.
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Handing over the keys is an act of trust and intimacy, showing that you can fully surrender your body—and your desires—into your partner’s hands. Make sure to discuss:
Duration: How long will the chastity period last?
Boundaries: Where and when will it be enforced?
Consent: Are both of you fully comfortable and committed?
This is a shared journey, and its success depends on mutual respect, communication, and trust.
What is going on inside of their ….. ?
Inside the cage, your body becomes a playground of pleasure and frustration, every touch and brush sending sparks through your nerves. The confinement amplifies every movement, making even the smallest shift feel electric.
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Your partner holds the power, guiding every motion, teasing, pressing, controlling the rhythm and intensity. You never know when a wave of sensation will hit or fade, leaving you hungry, frustrated, and craving more.
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Chastity doesn’t let desire fade—it builds anticipation, stretches it, teases it to the limit. Every touch feels sharper, every signal more intense, and the uncertainty of what comes next keeps your mind spinning.
By the end, your body may be restrained, but your mind is alive, on fire, and craving the next moment.
Final Bonus
Chastity is more than just physical restraint—it’s a game of anticipation, control, and psychological intensity. When paired with BDSM and role play, whether as a submissive bottom or a dominant top, every touch, tease, and command becomes electrifying.
Adding practices like pegging or edging takes it further, turning frustration into heightened pleasure. Each wave of denied release sharpens your senses, making every brush of skin, every subtle movement, and every command feel charged with tension.
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The thrill isn’t just about erections—it’s about surrender, trust, and anticipation. In chastity, every moment of restraint becomes part of the pleasure, and the journey itself is the ultimate reward, keeping desire alive, intense, and irresistible.
If you think chastity is your multiple-choice topping or just an exciting addition to your nights of love and daily routine, I want to hear from you. Share your thoughts, experiences, or curiosities, and let’s dive into this thrilling world together. See you soon!
A couple of weeks ago, I made a post on Reddit where I shared some tips I wish I had known before getting into this practice. Some of them came straight from my own mistakes; others came from digging around the internet and learning things the hard way. What I didn’t expect was that so many FF veterans would jump into the discussion and drop some of the best advice I’ve ever read on the subject.
Honestly, it felt like skipping years of trial and error in a single thread.
Size doesn’t matter (and that’s not just a slogan)
Most of them talked about something far more important than passion or size: choosing your top with empathy and intelligence.
First of all the fisting community works like a market, whether we like the comparison or not. Everyone wants the best possible product, the best possible experience—and that applies to both sides. But no matter how good the “hardware” looks on paper, it’s useless if the person behind it doesn’t know how to use it properly.
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You don’t want to practice anything with someone who doesn’t communicate, doesn’t listen, or brushes off your needs. That’s a red flag, not a challenge to overcome.
A lot of empathy is required, and it goes both ways. Sharing experiences as both top and bottom helps more than people tend to admit. When you’ve been on both sides, you learn what actually works in practice and what only sounds good in theory. In the end, it’s simple: give what you’d like to receive.
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Trust is the real engine here, and it matters far more than porn makes it seem. Without trust, everything else is just noise.
Porn is not real life (even if your brain sometimes forgets)
We all know porn isn’t real life. Most of us have hired a plumber at some point, and none of us ended up giving him a handjob. As obvious as that sounds, your brain doesn’t always get the message.
You can’t compare yourself to someone who’s been doing this for years, has a completely different body, weighs differently, or simply has way more free time than you. A lot of P🌟 do this for a living—you could call them high-performance athletes. The rest of us? Weekend warriors at best.
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Movie magic applies here too. How big something looks depends on camera angles, distance, perspective, the size of the toy compared to the person, and how close the camera is. Reality plays by different rules.
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And of course, porn never shows the boring parts: the preparation, the patience, the communication. Just a few kisses, a hard cut, and suddenly we’re at the finish line. Real life doesn’t work like that, no matter how much we wish it did.
Three short tips in one (because common sense still matters)
Would you rather drive a Seat León or a Lamborghini? If I had to choose, I know which keys I’m grabbing. The same logic applies to sex toys and lube.
Don’t buy unsafe or low-quality products. Pay attention to what you’re actually purchasing: the material, whether it’s body-safe, the type of lube you’re using, and whether the toy really suits your body. Just like you wouldn’t buy a video game your PC can’t run, you shouldn’t buy a toy your body can’t handle. Your body is a machine too—and it doesn’t come with unlimited upgrades.
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People always say, “Lube is your best friend,” but they usually stop there. The full sentence should be: lube is your best friend, but only if you choose the right one. And don’t try to reinvent the wheel—if a lube comes highly recommended, stick to it. Don’t start playing mad scientist in your kitchen expecting a homemade experiment to work just as well as something designed for the job.
Manicures aren’t just for women
You wouldn’t let someone you don’t trust walk into your house—and you certainly wouldn’t let them into your body if it could lead to bleeding. Treat your ass the same way you treat your home: only trusted guests, handled with care
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Learn how to bottom sober—without poppers or any other drugs. Pain exists for a reason: it’s your body waving a red flag, telling you something is wrong. Ignoring those signals is like driving blind. However , don’t try to outsmart your body—evolution made it this way for a reason.
Also your ass is very sensitive, it bleeds easily, and you need to stay aware of what’s happening at all times. Ignoring that doesn’t make you brave—it just makes you injured.
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So yeah, forget the myths and the highlight reels. Go slow, choose well, use your head as much as your body, and don’t try to “win” at this. There’s nothing to prove, even though it may feel like you need to. If everyone involved feels safe, heard, and satisfied, you’re already doing it right. Just flow with your body and act wisely after hearing it. I hope this resume helps as well as they served to me . See you soon !!!
First of all, this isn’t any kind of promotion, but I need to talk about this product because it ended up being even better than I expected.
Let’s start with the basics. As its name says, this is a lube — a powder lube specialized for fisting and large toys. That already explains why it comes in a relatively large format: 100 g of powder.
Made Different
A bit of context first. This lube is well known in the fisting and large-toy community, which doesn’t mean it’s bad or limited to other practices. At first glance, 100 g for $28 may seem expensive, especially compared to many cheaper liquid lubes. However, that comparison isn’t entirely fair.
Powder lube is far more economical in the long run. Throughout my life I’ve tried many options: silicone, liquid water-based lubes, and even other powder lubes. Two days ago, we finally received this product.
The instructions are simple: fill the measuring cup with powder, pour it into a bottle, and add water. In my case, I used a 1.5 L bottle that was already less than half full of water. One important detail: you need to prepare it at least 30 minutes before use to let it fully hydrate.
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Feelings
I’ve had bad experiences with other powder lubes that irritated my colon, and with water-based lubes that barely lasted two sessions. This one genuinely surprised me.
I felt no pain or irritation, and it didn’t dry out quickly. The texture is sticky and dense, similar to honey, but noticeably lighter and easier to work with. One measuring cup easily lasts at least two full sessions. I filled my bottle and still had plenty left afterward.
Unlike some lubes I’ve used before, it may get on your blankets, but it doesn’t turn them into a sticky or slippery mess. With just a bit of water, everything goes back to normal.
Safe usage
This is an ideal option for people who have experienced irritation in the past with other lubes. Because it is a pure powder lube, it contains no sugars, additives, fillers, odors, or flavors that could cause unwanted reactions.
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Its clean composition makes it especially suitable for long or intense sessions, where consistency and tolerance really matter. It’s also perfect for a “white-glove job”: everything stays clean, discreet, and controlled. No smell, no sticky residue, no clues left behind — like a true white-glove thief, in and out without a trace.
Here are a few tips for beginners.
When mixing the product, remember that density depends entirely on the ratio of water to powder. If you want it thicker or more liquid, think back to basic chemistry—or even something as simple as dissolving cocoa powder in milk. This time, instead of adding less powder, try using less water.
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It lasts longer than other powder lubes due to the lack of fillers and unnecessary additives. The powder itself has a shelf life of around three years. However, if you live in a humid environment, always close the container properly and store it in a dry place. Otherwise, the next time you open it, you may find a putty-like texture, where the powder binds together into a compact, cohesive mass. You’re not going to play football—you don’t need a ball.
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Don’t throw away leftovers. You can easily give them a second life by storing them away from sunlight. Prepared lube can last up to 14 days if stored correctly, which means far more sessions than you might expect in a single week.
Hope you enjoyed the review! We had a blast using this product and doing the ‘hard work’ to see what it can really do. Being completely objective, this product surprised me more than I expected. I thought it would be like many other products I’ve tried: some very good points but also serious red flags. Instead, I got plenty of lube with minimal effort and felt no pain—it genuinely shocked me
When we first saw someone being fisted, our first reaction was: how? That big? Is this video even real? It’s common to think that extreme activities like this will cause long-term damage or malfunction in your body.
Why I like fisting
The perfect image of a huge, round butt going up and down on a giant toy is genuinely impressive. At least for me, it’s like wow—I want to do that, I want to train my hole to reach that point or even bigger.
The toys you use for training usually have better designs than standard toys. Companies like Hankeys Toys spice up the practice with fantasy or sci-fi-themed toys, making them collectible pieces. In my case, I’d rather have a museum of toys than a house.
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Another thing I love is the control and communication between pros. They can manage such an extreme practice without chronic damage, thanks to experience and empathy. It’s striking how this practice can be done safely when others might focus only on items rather than the experience.
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Fisting, especially FF, demonstrates progress perfectly: the more dedication you put in, the better it feels.
Red Flags
It is too expensive for begginers and students that aren’t working , the delivery costs and toys costs are too high but the quality of them is very good , because it can be as good as making a extreme practice safe.
It is very bad seen by many people , making this activity as a very painful activity which is not if you do it correctly and use the essential quantity of lube , which also needs to be bought as much as you need .
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Usually you have to use tons of lube , without it it will be extremely painful the good new is as long you are progressing the least you will need ,this means lube is a vital part of the practice but you won’t need to go trough the steps you use to do when you started.
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I know this post is a bit out of the blue, but I can’t resist sharing my POV on this intense, impressive practice. Gender doesn’t matter—the only real skill required is patience. I wish I had more time to keep this practice alive, but I’m usually busy with my studies or don’t have enough money to buy as much as I’d like. I use this blog to teach others who, like me, had no idea what they were getting into at first.
Inspired by roleplay games, I decided to assemble my ideal crew, chosen not only for their skills and races, but also for how their sticks and pussys reflect their personalities in a DnD campaign.
Druid-Squish
Don’t understimate this small duck , he is the more powerful sorcerer in the 8 kingdoms , cursered by his master , afraid of his vanity and pride wasn’t qualities a Druid would have ,he can shapeshift to any form he wishes except his/her original form of Kobold .
We need a solid frontline, someone with thick scales and almost impenetrable skin, and that’s why I’ve chosen a Lizard for this role. With flameable potential and natural resilience, the Fighter can absorb punishment and lead attacks with elegance.
I’ve picked Kinky Cobra, a sub of the Red Prince, whose sneaky swordplay matches his noble background. His spear and armor enhance his natural prowess, turning even a straightforward duel into a spectacle of strategy and precision. In the party, he’s the shield we stay behind, opening paths for everyone else while maintaining style.
The silence is her friend. Sahleen, the anthro cat, grew up in the darkest and most dangerous streets of the kingdom. Even before she could speak, she was stealing jewelry from the rich with nothing but her paws and her cunning. Her life has always been about slipping past dangers unnoticed, moving like a shadow where others stumble and fall.
Her boldest heist, the crown of the kingdom itself, went wrong—the guards caught her, and she was thrown into the dungeon. But freedom was inevitable, and it didn’t take long before she escaped, leaving nothing but whispers and empty cells behind her.
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She’s elegant, lethal, and mischievous, a perfect femme fatale. Wherever stealth, sabotage, or secrets are needed, Sahleen is already there, waiting in the shadows. Don’t mistake her beauty for weakness—her allure has assassinated many soldiers without hesitation. And though she would never admit it, she felt herself drawn to Kinky Cobra, the noble Fighter whose strength and elegance complement her own cunning perfectly.
Coming from another reality, a natural disaster transformed him into the bloody killer he is today. Don’t beg mercy for the past—the word itself has lost all meaning. Without a home or friends, he wanders in search of new battles to recover the meaning of life after the disaster.
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He is the tank, the unstoppable Barbarian, who doesn’t care about glory or his fellows. He only wants to feel happiness again. Sickened by treason and false words, he will protect those who don’t run at the sight of him. He is not evil—just exhausted from fighting his own mind instead of the true enemies.
Don’t ask him about jewelry or weapons—with his teeth and size, you would need an army of a thousand arrows just to make him lie down.
Coming from the lost kingdom of Agartha, a hidden realm made secret by the enchanting songs of its merfolk, he has always lived between legend and ego. Proud of making ship crews fight each other, he calls himself the Underwater Diva—and one can only imagine the scale of that ego.
He left his home searching for opportunities in the opera, but his singing was so extraordinary that no one could rank it objectively. Eventually, he discovered the power of touching the battery—an absolute rockstar, capable of inspiring courage and lifting allies to fight even the undefeatable.
In the party, the Bard is the spark, the motivator, and the manipulator of moods. His presence turns any battle into a performance, his songs guide the group, and his ego is as mighty as his magic. He doesn’t just fight—he makes others feel unstoppable.
I don’t think any crew could make them bite the dust. Each member has different objectives, but they share one destiny: to defeat gods, whether for a better world… or for their own selfish ambitions.
As we said before, the experience of multiple orgasms is for everyone, but you have to follow different paths to achieve it.
This time, you have to hack your own body, using every tactic you have in mind.
Different Woods
Before anything else, you need to understand your body’s first signals. Sometimes your little soldier wakes up on its own in the morning, stretching and testing the waters. This is the famous morning erection, or nocturnal penile tumescence, triggered automatically by your body’s hormonal rhythms and the nervous system during sleep. It happens whether you’re thinking about sex or not—a built-in reminder that your plumbing works perfectly.
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Other times, it’s an arousal-driven erection, when a kiss, touch, or the thrill of your own hands awakens him fully. This type of erection is consciously influenced by desire and stimulation, and it’s the one you can guide and control for the journey ahead.
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Recognizing which type of wake-up call you’re dealing with is the first key step.
Petting the Snake
This step might sound easy, but don’t be fooled. The multiorgasm depends on two unbreakable conditions: holding off ejaculation and maintaining a long-lasting erection while riding the waves of pleasure.
These are the walls that separate the proficient from the advanced. You can be skilled at touching and teasing, but if you don’t understand what’s happening in your body and mind in the moment, you won’t unlock the full experience.
You begin giving yourself some love—back path, front path, however you like—with your new XXL MONSTER TOY (four speeds, orgasm-compatible sound and music) or with your hand, lovingly named “Manola.” The pleasure builds like a volcano, rising higher the longer you play… until it threatens to erupt.
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But here’s the trick: you can’t let it blow just yet. Cooldowns appear, your body demands relief, and your impulses scream for release—but this is when you hit pause. Think of it like a role-playing game: you have to choose future pleasure over immediate gratification.
And this is where edging enters the stage. That funny, mischievous name hides the ultimate mind-training tool. By stopping just before the peak, you learn to separate orgasm from ejaculation, stretching the sensation, heightening sensitivity, and teaching your body that pleasure doesn’t always need a finish line.
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The longer you practice, the more you master the volcano—guiding eruptions instead of surrendering to them, discovering that control and patience can multiply your pleasure beyond what you ever imagined.
The Final Challenge
Timing and coordination have never been so crucial. Defeating Ornstein and Smough? Child’s play compared to this challenge. You have to become one with your body, mastering your mind and controlling your “chakras.” Your body is a stage, and a stage is a place of entertainment—every movement, every twitch under your command, every sensation amplified because you control even what you hadn’t thought possible.
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Your pelvic muscles must be bulletproof, forming the trost defense—the last line between losing control and going full goon/god-mode.
Putting metaphors aside, here’s the science: practicing Kegel exercises strengthens these muscles, giving you the ability to contract and hold, preventing the orgasm from crossing that “wall.” Remember the muscles you use to stop your pee when you were very, very drunk and a police officer started chasing you for peeing on his car? Well, just remember that muscle and apply it here—maybe not the whole story, but the muscle itself works perfectly.
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This control is the key to prolonging pleasure, riding multiple peaks, and fully experiencing the ultra multi-orgasmic state. The Kairaku no Gokui , 快楽の極意 , The secret suprem pleasure.
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Did you ever have fantasies about controlling electricity, transforming into Thor, the god of thunder? Well, this is not the post you are searching for.
Tesla was not prepared for the many different uses a Tesla coil would eventually have. Still, using small electrical zaps has always been fascinating.
Origins
Do you remember the classic scene of students giving electric shocks to frog legs? After that, the legs magically begin to contract, as if the frog’s spirit were still there. If we discard the ideas of frogs and spirits, the explanation is actually much simpler—and much older than you might think.
A Mediterranean Painted Frog, Discoglossus pictus, in a water pond in a Maltese valley, Malta
We have to go back to the past , years 1800s . During that time, electrical belts were designed and sold as cures for impotence. Lust ran largely out of control, and it was not until the early 1900s that such devices stopped being seen as legitimate treatments and began to be questioned.
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Human fascination with electricity goes even further back. In Ancient Egypt, electric fish were used as a form of healing therapy.
As always, when sex enters the equation, human creativity tends to break walls that were never supposed to be broken.
How it works?
This therapy is usually used in BDSM sessions, where the dom or sadist uses a remote control. They send shocks that might be used as pain for the sub or to trigger uncontrollable impulses. The usual format of these toys focuses on erogenous zones, such as the penis, the big “O”, the nipples, and the vagina.
The idea of this practice is to switch the power until you reach the point where it hurts but is still pleasurable, right at the limit of IT HURTSSSS STOPPPP. If you want to have a really intense experience, the BDSM modality is like the hard mode in video games, way more extreme than its brother.
Red Flags
As with all practices, this one carries some risks if you don’t do it carefully. Make sure the intensity you use is appropriate, and remember that while the voltage adapts to your body’s resistance, this does not mean it is safe near the thorax. This practice can be safe and pleasurable, but you need to pay attention. You are playing with electricity, and the only thing that makes it safer is the high impedance of your body.
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Be aware of what you are doing. Wet skin can burn you, and long sessions at high intensity may cause neuropathic damage. If you have epilepsy, heart problems, or any infection, stay away from this technology—you don’t want to cause damage that cannot be repaired.
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Do not consume drugs. Do not use items that were not designed for sexual practices. Stay in full control of your body at all times, and at the first minimal warning sign, turn it off. It is always better to lower the intensity a little than to cause harm you may later regret.
Green Flags
As simple as it sounds, the total experience is far more intense and different than anything you’ve experienced before. The use of electricity can contract pelvic muscles, making the session even more exciting. Let’s do some basic training.
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The BDSM benefits are all about trust, communication, and higher peaks of dopamine. For pain lovers, damage is always on the list—I’m one of them. It’s not just about the pain, it’s about the mix of sensations that makes you beg for more pleasure.
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We all know the red flags are bigger than the green flags, but the key is that with caution, almost all red flags disappear, enhancing the green ones. It may sound dangerous and difficult, but with patience and good communication, it can be as safe as any other consensual practice.
After all this explanation, are you still interested in transforming into the omega of an electrical circuit, or do you prefer to be the bad B at the police station?
Remember: listening is just as important as doing. Communication is your real safety switch. Have fun, little bulbs.
Did you ever thought , why even after months of not using your butthole ? It will be as beautiful as the day you miss it , the key is gently touch.
Perverts Yoga
To explain this, we have to remember that the dilation process is both mental and physical. Your body and mind learn, and even after months without practice, you won’t struggle as much as the first time. This is not the Kamasutra, it’s the page you read before the book.
The mind usually adapts before the body. Your brain no longer sees this as a potential danger, so it helps instead of resisting. You don’t need to think about opening or forcing anything; familiar touch, applied the same way as before, is often enough for the body to relax and gradually yield again.
“MAKE YOUR BODY AND MIND ONE WITH THEM!” AMMMMM.
ButtHead
The first time you play a little with your butt, it can feel really uncomfortable. You may feel anxious and hyperfocused on not hurting yourself, and it might not open as easily as it will later. That’s your mind losing control of the moment.
After your third time, you won’t necessarily make the hole bigger because you haven’t trained enough yet, but it will be much easier to play with. You are learning, and even after just a couple of weeks, you won’t have to struggle as much as on the first day.
Also, the first day it can feel really strange and intense, with hypersensitivity that feels almost like “reverse pooping.” It’s unpleasant, but the key is that if you keep practicing gradually, you won’t feel it like that again.
Stay Flexible
After this explanation, you might easily start calling your hole “Teseo’s hole.” Even after many changes, it would still be the same, but it won’t feel the same. The anus is blocked by two sphincters:
External sphincter – voluntary, the one you struggle with when you poop.
I’d never thought I would say this, but your internal sphincter works like a Pavlovian activity (analogy, not a scientific fact). A stimulus, like gentle touch, is like the ringing bell for Pavlov’s dog—you don’t have to think about opening it. The routine does the job for you.
It has temporal flexibility, which means that after practice it resets. This is the muscle you can’t surprise, and honestly, it’s better that way.
On the other side of the road, the external sphincter, known for turning your face red like a tomato from the effort, is just a friend. After some time doing exercises, you coordinate with it better. You gain the “superpower” of relaxing it voluntarily, making the process smoother and fully under your control.
Competitive Holes.
Don’t be afraid of skipping your winning streak. Your rank will stay the same. You might get a small downboost, but it’s nothing you can’t fix with some training.
