Well, this is the kind of thing I do when I love a design and want them all but don’t have a billionaire’s budget. These were also my first experience with fantasy sex toys after joining a furry Discord they were obsessed with Bad Dragon. I really love the designs of all of them, especially the draconic ones. For me, they look so cool that I could even use them as house decorations if I could.
I’m also a big fan of dinosaurs and Monster Hunter, and just look at these! I love the part in the video game when the OG looks at the camera and says, “I’m the Monster Fucker”—oh wait, I think it was Monster Hunter. Anyway, they don’t really talk throughout the game.
Which I prefer to call «Anubis el rompeculos,» Spanish joke, hehe. Well, I really love the marks on it; I know this might sound stupid, but it looked so mythical. I mean, it has the aura, and I love that. Also, the color of the model I see is perfect — my favorite color is purple. What a coincidence. I really hope the archaeologist who discovered this artifact didn’t use it.
My «judgement» after life has to be so good that even if the feather weighs more than the heart, I’ll stay alive. This is my plan: I will train all my life with these toys. And when he goes along with me… BANG! I flirt with him and save my life. Perfect plan.
If you are scared of the abyssal, don’t go to the wasteland, the habitat of an old experiment, whose prey are those who go near the glowing stick fallen on the floor. Like abyssal fishes, it hunts the same way, creates a distraction, and seconds before you notice, you are in danger as it jumps at you.
Don’t underestimate a failed experiment that has the ability to adapt to the ecosystem. The glow of its skin doesn’t come from the laboratory; it comes from the radioactive food, which surprisingly helps in its dark hunts. Some others who said they saw him, looking aroused, claimed he jumped on them in a different way.
After thousands of years of boredom, Taurion followed Ariadna’s thread and discovered that a red string can lead to opportunities—even in the adult industry. He’s famous in the fisting category because while he may lack length, his width more than compensates.
Imagine a mountain forged by calamity; his scales are so tough that not even a dark arrow could pierce them. The greed of this dragon isn’t new to us—he uses all the gems he steals as decorations for his shiny armor. Who in their right mind would want to be near such a creature, surrounded by gems, rocks, and stone?
He knows the scent of a dwarf and finds it disgusting. He’s got more style than those dirty miners. But he can’t go far—his weight prevents him from flying away. When he was a pup, he was more of a dragon than the drake he is now. Yet, spending so much time alone may have awakened some unusual thoughts. In his reproductive age, he might start looking for a partner to stay with.
Do you want his gems? Would you dare take advantage of him?
Such a cute name for someone who doesn’t need to use his arms for opening your legs. As I said before, I’m quite a fan of dinosaurs and Stan T-rex is one of my favorites, I don’t know why. Jurassic Park was a good film, but Stan made me think of possibilities that younger me didn’t dream of before.
The park may have had rules, pens, and boundaries, but Stan doesn’t just sit there. He knows how to make an entrance, breaking free when the situation allows it, showing that he’s not just powerful but also clever.
Now I wonder—should I cut off the electricity and have some fun, or listen to my fear? Either way, the unleashed beast is in charge. Should I go say hello or let him take the lead? (Without hands.) I’m so nervous.
Honor Mentions
I decided to honor a few toys that fought their way close to these positions but didn’t quite make the final cut. It wasn’t them , It was me .
Get ready for the best cunnilingus you’ll ever experience. Winston is the definition of versatile—like a 4×4 Land Rover, he’s ready for anything: dirt, clean, front, back. He doesn’t give a damn—his mother taught him to taste everything. Such a kind, fearless guy.
Winter is short, but with Echo the Snow Strider, you can stride through it like never before. Every slope, every curve, every ridge along his shaft makes you feel like you’re gliding through icy trails, riding the winter spirit.
He warms you from the inside out as you move, and just like a true strider, he lets you conquer every peak and dip with control and pleasure. Do you want to keep winter during summer ? .
This crazy top was created for entertainment and to showcase my favorite design of Bad Dragon. I wrote this entirely on my own; it’s not a promotion, I’m not affiliated with the brand, I simply love the designs of these toys. If you want to see more tops like this, don’t forget to check out : Spooky Toys, Hankey’s Toys Tier List , and Fantasy Grinders.
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Before doing this research, I thought that this practice would have roots in Greek or Roman civilizations, or other ancient cultures. Surprisingly, there are no historical records of it until 1968–1970, during the second sexual revolution. Even then, it was seen as a radical and extreme practice.
How did it start?
Remember how being attracted to the same gender was once heavily stigmatized? This social repression is exactly why many sexual practices began in secret clubs, where LGBTQ+ people could stop masking themselves and be who they really were. San Francisco became a central hub for this freedom—it was like the “Mausoleum at Halicarnassus” of sexual diversity. Many gay men moved there, creating a space where sexual exploration and expression could flourish.
At the same time, leather practices were rising in popularity, laying the groundwork for what today we call BDSM. Among these activities, one in particular—known by various names such as “handball” or “fistfucking”—was considered much dirtier than it is today.
Interestingly, people often complain today out of boredom, but back then, participants were more intense. It was said that “miners weren’t scared of mud,” so they often didn’t clean before practicing, and cleaning became a ritualistic part of the activity.
Europe?
In Europe, we also have this movement, and as mentioned by Knut Koch, fisting came to Europe with the introduction of slings in saunas. With this, many tourists from the U.S. influenced the spread of this subculture, leading to the appearance of new clubs, events, and communities.
Germany, in particular, played a major role in promoting leather clubs, fetish parties, and sexual events. Cities like Hamburg and Berlin became hubs for the leather and BDSM scenes, attracting both locals and international visitors. Events such as Easter Berlin, which began in the early 1970s, provided structured spaces where enthusiasts could meet, exchange practices, and explore their sexuality openly.
As a result, the subculture gradually expanded across Europe, not only through clubs and events but also through publications, personal networks, and shared aesthetics. The influence of American leather culture merged with local European expressions, helping establish a network of communities that maintained and evolved these practices over time.
The decline
Around the 1980s, society changed suddenly, and the emergence of HIV dealt a severe blow to the LGBTQ+ community, worsening how they were perceived by the public. For some, it was seen as God’s punishment; for others, a curse. The situation looked so dire that it felt like a step back into the past. Yet, within the community, instead of giving up, people resisted. They faced a challenge far stronger than public opinion: they adopted safe practices and emphasized hygiene, which allowed them to continue exploring and practicing their sexual activities despite widespread fear and stigma.
Actuallity
Nowadays, thanks to globalization, these practices are more accepted than in the past, although their social influence is not what it once was. Importantly, they are now much safer, with hygiene standards greatly improved.
The internet allows people to explore and enjoy these practices without needing to belong to any particular movement or worry about their sexual orientation. In the past, the scene was wilder but also more dangerous, with widespread chemsex and risky behaviors. Today, thanks to education and awareness, these risks have been significantly reduced. Social media platforms like Discord, X, and Reddit have also made it easier to connect with knowledgeable people. You don’t need to be an expert—just ask, and someone experienced will be happy to help you.
I would like to sincerely thank the Reddit community r/Gayfisting for being so kind and helpful—answering questions about lube, toy materials, and the best methods.
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Did you know your pussy has more power than you could imagine? People always say that orgasms are stronger, but… is this actually true?
Let’s look at some basic anatomy. A typical clitoris contains around 10,280 nerve fibers, while the glans penis has about 8,000. That’s roughly 23% fewer than the clitoris.
But it’s not only about numbers — it’s about purpose. The clitoris is the only organ in the human body whose sole function is sexual pleasure. Its nerve fibers are highly specialized and concentrated in a very small area.
Meanwhile, the glans penis distributes its nerve fibers over a larger surface and uses them for different types of sensations: touch, pressure, temperature, protection, and sexual pleasure.
So yes, the sensitivity gap is very real — and it explains a lot about how powerful clitoral stimulation can be.
How it works ?
Well, imagine you’re so horny that you’re literally soaking through your clothes while doing something as simple as watching Netflix. You’re sitting there watching your TV crush, completely obsessed with him, and suddenly—boom—you’ve already fulfilled one of the requirements.
And you don’t even notice when your hand drifts down to that little click & point button of yours. The pleasure starts rising, slowly at first, then faster, until you know what’s coming is going to be absolutely explosive.
When it hits, those two seconds feel like they could mark your entire life. Your whole body melts, your mind goes blank, and everything turns warm and positive. That orgasm becomes a part of you, and it’s not something you’ll ever forget. And in just four seconds, you barely remember why you were acting like such a boiling potter moments ago.
If we break it down, your experience follows the natural rhythm of sexual pleasure:
Excitation: The anticipation builds, your body reacts involuntarily, and every glance or thought of your crush sparks arousal.
Plateau: Pleasure rises, tension accumulates, and every touch sends waves of intensity through you.
Orgasm: The peak arrives in a flash, releasing all that tension, flooding your body with warmth, bliss, and unforgettable sensation.
Resolution: Just seconds later, your body relaxes completely, and the memory of your earlier intensity fades, leaving only calm, satisfaction, and a lingering glow.
Every step is part of the journey — from the first spark to the ultimate release — and understanding it helps you appreciate just how powerful and precise your body’s pleasure system really is.
Multiple choices
Remember this: you don’t have a cool-down period. If you’re still horny, you can continue the stimulation and unlock the new MMT — Multiorgasm, a skill you can “learn” just like a Pokémon ability.
Once activated, MMT lets you chain orgasms without losing intensity. Each “move” builds on the previous one, turning your body into a playground of endless pleasure. You can practice, refine, and level up your control, discovering new sensations and strategies with every session.
Think of it as your personal skill tree: every touch, every rhythm, every breath is a chance to upgrade your ability, reaching peaks you didn’t know were possible. You have to do a montage training to achieve it? How do I train this?
Well, wax on, wax off, do this until you’ve mastered the ability of touching yourself. Use toys, fingers, hands, your partner, whatever is safe and possible to use. Also, Kegel exercises might help you, but I prefer the idea of masturbating all of your holes as a training montage. There is not a definitive way for having one of these; it is the warrior path you have to follow.
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💖 Comment below which techniques, tips, or experiences about multiorgasms you’d love us to explore next! We can’t wait to hear your curiosities and stories — keep discovering your pleasure, we love you! I hope you enjoy it 🙂 .
Hello everyone! This week we’ve been busy with some academic chores, but we also had the chance to test a new toy from Funzze. They gave us the opportunity to try one of their amazing products, and I can assure you that my review will be 100% honest. So, I’m going to balance what we liked with what could be improved. 🙂
Waterproof Something very common nowadays, yes, but still great to have and always appreciated. 💧
Very Good Price If you’re starting a relationship or simply want to try toys without spending too much, I highly recommend giving this one a try. At this price point, you can’t expect premium design or finishes, but for a toy you can use countless times, it’s absolutely worth it. 💸
Secure Fit Once inserted, you don’t have to worry about it falling out. It attaches very well, so no extra effort is needed. ✔️
User Experience The tester was my partner — he doesn’t get along well with English, so I’m writing on his behalf. He didn’t give me many details, but the ones he did were powerful: the orgasm was amazing, especially because of the G-spot stimulation. He wasn’t in the mood at first, but he gave it a chance… and wow. 🔥
He has always dreamed of doing those dynamics you see on TikTok, like using a butt plug with a remote control to play with your partner. Well, now you can.
Also, the packaging was super discreet. I’m from Spain, and it was shipped from the US. I can guarantee that the mailman, my mom, my dad — no one had any clue about what was inside the package. 📦
Details That Matter One thing I love — and that shows the company pays attention — is that the remote control includes the battery. Usually when you buy a toy with a remote, your whole clean, tidy house turns into a horror movie while you search for random batteries. But here, the remote came ready to use with the clock battery included. And even after two weeks, both the toy and the remote still have charge. 🔋
Another detail I absolutely adore is that the toy comes with its own cute little storage bag. That hygienic and aesthetic touch always wins my heart.
Made Different We all know some toys share similar models across brands, but the small details are what make you choose one brand over another. The quality here is truly good. The silicone is soft, hypoallergenic, and has that premium feel I really love. The toy feels like a single solid piece — no visible joints — which makes me think it won’t open or fall apart over time. Some toys we’ve bought in the past start looking disassembled after a year, but this one feels different.
Dislikes
The clitoris part doesn’t attach as well as the other arm, and its vibration isn’t as strong as we initially thought it would be. Does this mean it’s a bad product? Never. It might look big if it’s your first toy, but it’s nothing you can’t adapt to. It feels more like an “adventure” toy than a specialized one, which is completely normal.
Conclusion
Our final score for the Dual Stim Vibe would be 7–8/10. To give you context, a 10 would be a superior, top-quality toy. This is a very good choice at a low-budget price. Even though the brand is not very well known to me, the quality is as good as other toys in the same world, like We-Vibe. This was a great opportunity for my partner and me to try something new. We don’t usually look into this type of market, but we’re more than happy to show more people that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to get quality toys. 🙂
If you want to buy it, remember that Funzze made this possible. Also, this was a surprise package — we didn’t know what they were going to send us. I hope you liked this review! Don’t forget to share it with your friends and subscribe if you don’t want to miss any new posts. Comment below what you would like us to review and which topics you’d love for us to talk about. We love you! 💖
The legend of the multi-orgasm has been portrayed in countless ways—books, movies, videos, and more. But the good news is that this “myth” is no longer just superstition. Thanks to advances in sexuality education and the remarkable evolution of sex-toy technology, it’s becoming a reality for more and more people.
Nowadays, you can enjoy these gifts of life without needing to be one of the “chosen ones.” As I mentioned before, achieving a multi-orgasm is now far more accessible, and it’s scientifically proven that anyone can experience it. Does that mean it’s easy? Hell no, it’s not. But we can guide you through this unexplored path.
We all know multi-orgasms are no longer myths but real possibilities. And yes—sorry, cis men—cis women tend to be naturally more multi-orgasmic, even though many still struggle to reach orgasm at all.
Keys for Your Journey
As with any journey into pleasure, we must prepare ourselves for the challenges ahead. Along the path lie invisible beasts: Overthinking and its cunning sibling, Fear, ready to distract and slow us down.
Luckily, we hold a key to unlocking greater pleasure—but the door may not open at first. That’s when we throw a dice and summon the Lock Keeper, a guide who teaches us how to approach our own bodies with patience, curiosity, and care.
Before stepping through, here are some essential tips from our wizard:
Train your body : Training your body could transform you into a sex bomb. This is a marathon, the better you train, the longer you can enjoy the ride before losing your breath.
Edging : Learn to surf the edge of climax. Bring yourself close, then slow down or pause. Repeat this cycle to intensify pleasure and extend the experience. The closer you get to the “danger zone,” the more your body will respond with heightened sensations and deeper waves of pleasure. Patience is key. Teasing yourself is where the real magic happens.
Breathe consciously : Deep, steady breaths keep your energy focused and sensations heightened. Following your sensations can be tempting, but if you focus on your breath and what you are doing, trust me ,it will feel even better.
Combine sensations: Try different types of stimulation, alone or together. Don’t be afraid to experiment; mixing touch, speed, pressure, or toys often enhances pleasure. You’ll notice better mood, louder moans, and yes… that ple-ple-asure!
Enjoy small victories : Don’t punish yourself if you don’t reach the ultimate goal. It’s about exploring, trying, and enjoying every spark. Overthinking and self-judgment only block the fun . Let yourself feel it.
Try them one by one and take your time. Remember: we can guide you, but your body is the real teacher. Everyone’s experience is different, and each type of sex has its own path to reaching a multiorgasmic state. We’re also working on guides tailored to your anatomy, so stay tuned!
There’s much more coming in our next guides. And don’t forget—you can support us with a sub, a donation on Educoffee, or even just a like. Every bit helps us keep creating this kind of content.
What do 50 Shades of Grey, horses, and the ancient Greeks have in common? Keep reading, and by the time you’re finished, you’ll understand.
Ancient Cultures
We know how creative (and twisted) ancient cultures could be. They didn’t have TV or social media to vent to strangers, so they had to invent… other ways to entertain themselves.
The Greeks were the originals, obsessed with extremes, and Rome, true to form, copied everything — like eternal little copycats. Somewhere along the way, someone probably looked at the spicier practices of their neighbors and thought:
“Hmm… that’s clever. But what if we take it a notch further?”
And just like that, the idea that would later become figging started to creep into Roman “entertainment.” No one wrote down the mastermind’s name — maybe they were too busy marveling at their own creativity — but the concept of getting ginger into a hole was born.
Female slaves were punished with this activity, introducing it inside a hole, with the big question of where to put it: on her butt or her V.
The Origin of Figging
Now, normally after doing such things, society would improve… sorry, but no. The name figging comes from feague, which means putting something inside a horse’s ass to cheer it up — something like ginger or horseradish — and if the horse was particularly lacking in spirit, some of them used live eels. Why not?.
After this hilarious history class, figging made its grand entrance into the BDSM world. What was once a “motivational” trick for horses and a brutal punishment for slaves became a tool for humans to explore sensations that are… let’s say, intense and fiery.
Now you know what to try with your partner when you are lack of creativity.
Hello to all the weirdos like me! Today we’re going to spice things up—we’ll be the ketchup on your burger. Are you ready for some martial arts… in the bedroom?
FISTIPS
Some fisting sessions are more exhausting than fighting a tiger with chainsaws. If you’re a beginner, you’ll probably be fighting your own anxiety and nerves first.
Tired of hearing the same advice over and over—don’t rush, be patient, don’t push too hard? Well… they’re all right.
Remember: you don’t have a black hole down there. It might “suck” some toys if they don’t have a proper base,but any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.
Boxing session : This tip is more for your partner than for yourself. When you almost reach the full hand but can’t take any more, try using your other hand in a similar way, switching positions like you’re boxing someone.
Start with one hand, and as you’re pulling it out, insert the other almost at the same time. Think of it like a smooth hand-off—precision and timing are key.
Use Plugs: I know it might sound dumb, but use plugs like they were dildos. This helps keep your hole as wide as the plug itself. Be patient—some plug progressions might be too much at first, even if you’re already comfortable with bigger toys.
Also, make sure the base of the plugs doesn’t have strange shapes. They might look cool at the beginning, but having them in for a long time can hurt your precious butt.
Don’t be greedy : Your eyes are often greedier than your actual capacity. Some toys might look like the “next must-have,” but unless you have the bravery to tame them, the patience to train with them, and the time to practice, don’t buy them. It’s better to follow a real progression from smaller toys to bigger ones. Remember: even 1 cm more could make your anus file a complaint!
This also applies to progression without toys. It’s better to stop 5 cm before your goal than to push all the way and regret it later.
Consistency and Determination:Two light sessions per week are much more effective and easier to manage than a single intense session. You don’t need to push yourself to the maximum every time—you’re not in a “training” competition. The most important thing is that your body gets used to the activity regularly. And remember, if you skip a week, you won’t lose your progress—take it easy.
We really hope this simple tips would be enough for improve a lot in this world , keep training !
Are you ready to explore the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there? From jungles full of surprises to Lovecraftian seas and haunted relics, these top picks aren’t just toys—they’re adventures waiting to happen.
Whether you’re a seasoned pleasure explorer or just looking to add a little mischief to your collection, this Top 5 Fantasy Grinders will take you on a journey you won’t forget… if you dare.
Do you want a lotus flower but don’t have enough space for one? Look no further than the Dahlia. You can use it as a hair clip—a pretty, discreet ornament—and nobody will be aware of your sinful acts.
Our friends at Faux Phallus know we love taking care of our plants just as much as we take care of our pleasure. As a Percy Jackson fan, I must warn you: beware eating the lotus—you’ll lose track of time.
I’d love to be the boat for that Kraken… and happily sink if it’s with you. Lovers of pirates, today we won’t chase treasure—we’ve already found it. This isn’t as discreet as the Dahlia, but anyone without sexual knowledge won’t understand why your little treasure is wet. You could simply claim it was a stormy night with loud sounds—nobody would question it.
This design from Uncover Creations is multi-use: a grinder with a surprising twist. We love the Kraken sinking a boat motif—will you complete the treasure hunt, or be devoured by the Kraken?
This thematic knee pad will surprise your partner—what at first looks elegant and decorative will end up surprising everyone in the room, including the pillow.
Who wouldn’t love to explore this jungle? For us, it’s the off-road of surfaces, a place where adventure waits around every leaf and curve. I’m sure it will be the most thrilling rainforest experience you’ve ever had, full of unexpected turns and sensations.
These leaves might not produce oxygen, but we’re pretty sure you’ll generate more CO₂ than you ever imagined. Whether you’re tackling the undergrowth or taking the scenic route, every moment feels like a wild expedition—one that will keep you coming back for more.
At this point, you might think we’re obsessed with tentacles—and in some ways, you’re right. But we were hypnotized by the call of this aquatic creature. Is it a god? A monster? We lack the technology and courage to ask.
You’ll run out of oxygen without even being underwater. This type of power only comes from a Lovecraftian creature. Nothosaur is the messenger of its legends..
Coming from another reality, where the ghost-hunters didn’t make it, comes this strange relic—an artifact we kept at a distance, afraid it might possess one of us. The ghost inside this object will escape and make your sinful wishes come true… in exchange for your breath.
Be sure to end the session properly—we’re not certain what dangers might be unleashed. The last person who didn’t close it was found with stains over the head and bed… and what happened after brought their twisted fantasies to light.
We absolutely loved diving into this research for the good of humanity, exploring the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there. From jungles full of surprises to haunted relics and Lovecraftian seas, it was an adventure in itself. We hope you enjoy reading about these treasures just as much as we enjoyed discovering, testing, and sharing them with you. Prepare yourself for a journey full of mischief, pleasure, and a little bit of chaos—you’ve been warned!
Suction toys and dildos aren’t the only way to reach orgasm. During our adventures online, we’ve discovered some amazing sexual toys that deserve love… and attention from you too!
Let’s talk about grinders—yes, the sexual toy, not the app, and definitely not the one you use to smoke your herbs.
How to Use a Grinder
This new world might seem intimidating, but it’s easier to master than you think. Remember when your pillow was your makeshift lover? Well, now your pillow can have an upgrade!
Some grinders can be used with one hand, some are hands-free, and others even come with straps to attach to your pillow. Give it a gentle swing, like you’re performing on a dance stage. Your pleasure will match the rhythm of your movements.
Ready to be the king of the floor (or your pillow)? Or would you rather be a knight riding your trusty steed?
What are they made of???
Silicone obviously is always the queen of materials, gracefully leading the pack with her flawless, smooth moves, leaving everyone in awe. Right behind her, in a powerful splash, comes Stainless Steel, ready for his swimming lessons, shining under the spotlight and showing off his weighty, precise performance. ABS Plastic keeps pace with a steady, reliable rhythm, while Borosilicate Glass glides elegantly, showing off a sleek, temperature‑play twist.
All this action unfolds at an event prepared exclusively for the most elegant classes—where only the finest materials show off their skills, and every move is a masterclass in pleasure and style.
Which style? The one, the beast, the unbeatable NON-POROUS style—pure rock ’n’ roll, ready to take your pleasure to the next level.
Recomendations
We recommend using water-based lubricant. You won’t need much—just a small amount will make everything smoother and far more comfortable. There’s no reason to battle friction when you can simply glide with ease.
We’re also big fans of DnD. They act like tiny portals, ready to whisk you away into imaginative worlds full of adventure and creativity.
And the best part? Some designs arrive with a little twist already built in—no add-ons needed, it’s all part of the model, creating unique combinations that feel like unlocking a whole new level of sensation—your express route to your own version of Valhalla.
We love sports sessions, but only the ones we can shower after. Your toys feel the same — no one likes being sticky and stinky!
Clean toys are essential for your health! If you don’t clean them, you might have some trouble with the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM — BACTERIAAAAAA! Or maybe even fungus… if you’re not a fan of showers.
Keep in mind that non-porous toys are the safest — even cheap ones can develop a really unpleasant odor. Some sellers use so-called ‘jelly rubber’ to disguise PVC or low-quality materials, so always check what your toy is made of.
Fleshlights
For cleaning this strange torch, you must remove the sleeve from its case. Keep using your soap and wash the entire sleeve — DON’T USE COLD OR HOT WATER, only warm. We don’t want to pay for a new toy on the first use, right? Inside the sleeve, use a different type of cleaner — messing up sensations is not our objective.
DON’T FORGET THE CASE! We need to clean it too — we don’t want to be clean for a wedding while our clothes are messed up, right?
After cleaning comes drying. Make sure that inside and outside the toy there isn’t any sign of water. We know lifeforms adapt to any circumstances — if bacteria can live on volcanoes, why couldn’t they live in a sticky, wet place?
Yes, you have to clean them. We know it might sound strange without water, but hear me out. And yes, we know it might sound funny to some troublemakers — please, don’t use your siblings’ towels.
Gently rub your toy — take your time! You don’t want to damage the material.
Grab a towel just for your toy.
Apply a bit of antibacterial soap to it.
Make sure it is perfectly dry after rubbing. We don’t want an electric shock or a fungus colony.
This applies to all types of toys. Make sure that after hiding your toys, they are not near each other. You don’t want to create a new bacteria .
Waterproof Toys
They’re the easiest to clean and dry — the best of the best. They don’t need electronics: when you have that incredible body, you are the motor, you are the Bugatti. But even Bugattis have to be washed.
So grab your dirtiest toy, your favorite, and after using it:
Rinse it in warm water.
Apply a bit of hand soap or antibacterial soap — both work.
Slide your fingers around the entire toy and “Dale Matraca” or “Tocar la zambomba” («jerk your toy»).
After your dirty work is finally done, give it a travel underwater, like a Jules Verne book. Get your towel and soak up the water — now it’s ready for a second round.
