Have you ever thought about how, in a D&D game, what type of magic you’d need to tame drakes, kobolds, goblins, etc…? As we know, if I kept listing all the living creatures my spell could affect, it would never end. 😅
We are going to be in a normal bard’s bag: a lyre, flute, trumpet, drums, tambourines… and some sticky toys at the very bottom. Next to the toys… a Bible? We simply don’t ask. 😏
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After this long intro, I want to talk about my ideal kit for taming & training for allure and seduction—even of the evil monsters. 🪄
This is a classic in fantasy (and non-fantasy) worlds. Is there anything more badass than feeling strong power inside you? 💥
Remember, this is part of our training kit. 10/10 if you want to train your width and maybe learn some cantrips. We don’t know where it came from, but with this, our bard is always in a good mood. 😎
Yes, I’m talking in third person… I’m too shy to admit I love magic fisting with a magic hand 😏. Magic powers and magic pleasure combined—did I say it’s magical? 🔮
I was thinking… why does the crew always hate the bard for having “great ideas”? But I’ve never seen a rogue relaxing a barbarian in berserk mode. How do you convince someone whose gray matter is equivalent to a peanut? 🤯
This is why, if you want a bard from challenger level instead of silver, you have to train your reflexes and parries. And yes… I made a mold of his “sword” just in case he lost it 😈
Don’t get me wrong, this is the real deal. It’s said to amplify your magical power—about the equivalent of a rabbit leg 🐇. I hoped for luck, and apparently, it works. 🍀
You might expect a long story about demons attacking us, succubi, and incubus… but the truth is simpler. A shadow demon crashed into a tree the night before and died next to a rat it tried to… well, let’s just say the dice rolled a 1. 🎲 LACK OF SEX
At first, my racist crew didn’t even know what a Firbolg was 😅. They are like humanoid cows fused with a handsome troll 🐮🧌. I really loved them when I first met them, but we disagreed on many things. They loved nature, but I needed a lyre made of their sacred tree… so I chose wisely. 🌳
Let’s just say some magic happened, and I got very close to one of my new companions. A very good boy, inside and out 😏❤️
Breaking up with someone you used to love isn’t fair, and it’s very hard—at least that’s what my old lovers said. 💔
Thanks to wardering bard toys for this incredible desingns based in what anyone could have during a D&D campaing. Love you all hope you still playing as a OTP Bard . See you soon !!!!!.
Inspired by roleplay games, I decided to assemble my ideal crew, chosen not only for their skills and races, but also for how their sticks and pussys reflect their personalities in a DnD campaign.
Druid-Squish
Don’t understimate this small duck , he is the more powerful sorcerer in the 8 kingdoms , cursered by his master , afraid of his vanity and pride wasn’t qualities a Druid would have ,he can shapeshift to any form he wishes except his/her original form of Kobold .
We need a solid frontline, someone with thick scales and almost impenetrable skin, and that’s why I’ve chosen a Lizard for this role. With flameable potential and natural resilience, the Fighter can absorb punishment and lead attacks with elegance.
I’ve picked Kinky Cobra, a sub of the Red Prince, whose sneaky swordplay matches his noble background. His spear and armor enhance his natural prowess, turning even a straightforward duel into a spectacle of strategy and precision. In the party, he’s the shield we stay behind, opening paths for everyone else while maintaining style.
The silence is her friend. Sahleen, the anthro cat, grew up in the darkest and most dangerous streets of the kingdom. Even before she could speak, she was stealing jewelry from the rich with nothing but her paws and her cunning. Her life has always been about slipping past dangers unnoticed, moving like a shadow where others stumble and fall.
Her boldest heist, the crown of the kingdom itself, went wrong—the guards caught her, and she was thrown into the dungeon. But freedom was inevitable, and it didn’t take long before she escaped, leaving nothing but whispers and empty cells behind her.
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She’s elegant, lethal, and mischievous, a perfect femme fatale. Wherever stealth, sabotage, or secrets are needed, Sahleen is already there, waiting in the shadows. Don’t mistake her beauty for weakness—her allure has assassinated many soldiers without hesitation. And though she would never admit it, she felt herself drawn to Kinky Cobra, the noble Fighter whose strength and elegance complement her own cunning perfectly.
Coming from another reality, a natural disaster transformed him into the bloody killer he is today. Don’t beg mercy for the past—the word itself has lost all meaning. Without a home or friends, he wanders in search of new battles to recover the meaning of life after the disaster.
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He is the tank, the unstoppable Barbarian, who doesn’t care about glory or his fellows. He only wants to feel happiness again. Sickened by treason and false words, he will protect those who don’t run at the sight of him. He is not evil—just exhausted from fighting his own mind instead of the true enemies.
Don’t ask him about jewelry or weapons—with his teeth and size, you would need an army of a thousand arrows just to make him lie down.
Coming from the lost kingdom of Agartha, a hidden realm made secret by the enchanting songs of its merfolk, he has always lived between legend and ego. Proud of making ship crews fight each other, he calls himself the Underwater Diva—and one can only imagine the scale of that ego.
He left his home searching for opportunities in the opera, but his singing was so extraordinary that no one could rank it objectively. Eventually, he discovered the power of touching the battery—an absolute rockstar, capable of inspiring courage and lifting allies to fight even the undefeatable.
In the party, the Bard is the spark, the motivator, and the manipulator of moods. His presence turns any battle into a performance, his songs guide the group, and his ego is as mighty as his magic. He doesn’t just fight—he makes others feel unstoppable.
I don’t think any crew could make them bite the dust. Each member has different objectives, but they share one destiny: to defeat gods, whether for a better world… or for their own selfish ambitions.
Well, this is the kind of thing I do when I love a design and want them all but don’t have a billionaire’s budget. These were also my first experience with fantasy sex toys after joining a furry Discord they were obsessed with Bad Dragon. I really love the designs of all of them, especially the draconic ones. For me, they look so cool that I could even use them as house decorations if I could.
I’m also a big fan of dinosaurs and Monster Hunter, and just look at these! I love the part in the video game when the OG looks at the camera and says, “I’m the Monster Fucker”—oh wait, I think it was Monster Hunter. Anyway, they don’t really talk throughout the game.
Which I prefer to call «Anubis el rompeculos,» Spanish joke, hehe. Well, I really love the marks on it; I know this might sound stupid, but it looked so mythical. I mean, it has the aura, and I love that. Also, the color of the model I see is perfect — my favorite color is purple. What a coincidence. I really hope the archaeologist who discovered this artifact didn’t use it.
My «judgement» after life has to be so good that even if the feather weighs more than the heart, I’ll stay alive. This is my plan: I will train all my life with these toys. And when he goes along with me… BANG! I flirt with him and save my life. Perfect plan.
If you are scared of the abyssal, don’t go to the wasteland, the habitat of an old experiment, whose prey are those who go near the glowing stick fallen on the floor. Like abyssal fishes, it hunts the same way, creates a distraction, and seconds before you notice, you are in danger as it jumps at you.
Don’t underestimate a failed experiment that has the ability to adapt to the ecosystem. The glow of its skin doesn’t come from the laboratory; it comes from the radioactive food, which surprisingly helps in its dark hunts. Some others who said they saw him, looking aroused, claimed he jumped on them in a different way.
After thousands of years of boredom, Taurion followed Ariadna’s thread and discovered that a red string can lead to opportunities—even in the adult industry. He’s famous in the fisting category because while he may lack length, his width more than compensates.
Imagine a mountain forged by calamity; his scales are so tough that not even a dark arrow could pierce them. The greed of this dragon isn’t new to us—he uses all the gems he steals as decorations for his shiny armor. Who in their right mind would want to be near such a creature, surrounded by gems, rocks, and stone?
He knows the scent of a dwarf and finds it disgusting. He’s got more style than those dirty miners. But he can’t go far—his weight prevents him from flying away. When he was a pup, he was more of a dragon than the drake he is now. Yet, spending so much time alone may have awakened some unusual thoughts. In his reproductive age, he might start looking for a partner to stay with.
Do you want his gems? Would you dare take advantage of him?
Such a cute name for someone who doesn’t need to use his arms for opening your legs. As I said before, I’m quite a fan of dinosaurs and Stan T-rex is one of my favorites, I don’t know why. Jurassic Park was a good film, but Stan made me think of possibilities that younger me didn’t dream of before.
The park may have had rules, pens, and boundaries, but Stan doesn’t just sit there. He knows how to make an entrance, breaking free when the situation allows it, showing that he’s not just powerful but also clever.
Now I wonder—should I cut off the electricity and have some fun, or listen to my fear? Either way, the unleashed beast is in charge. Should I go say hello or let him take the lead? (Without hands.) I’m so nervous.
Honor Mentions
I decided to honor a few toys that fought their way close to these positions but didn’t quite make the final cut. It wasn’t them , It was me .
Get ready for the best cunnilingus you’ll ever experience. Winston is the definition of versatile—like a 4×4 Land Rover, he’s ready for anything: dirt, clean, front, back. He doesn’t give a damn—his mother taught him to taste everything. Such a kind, fearless guy.
Winter is short, but with Echo the Snow Strider, you can stride through it like never before. Every slope, every curve, every ridge along his shaft makes you feel like you’re gliding through icy trails, riding the winter spirit.
He warms you from the inside out as you move, and just like a true strider, he lets you conquer every peak and dip with control and pleasure. Do you want to keep winter during summer ? .
This crazy top was created for entertainment and to showcase my favorite design of Bad Dragon. I wrote this entirely on my own; it’s not a promotion, I’m not affiliated with the brand, I simply love the designs of these toys. If you want to see more tops like this, don’t forget to check out : Spooky Toys, Hankey’s Toys Tier List , and Fantasy Grinders.
I would appreciate it a lot if you enjoy my content — please comment, leave a like, or give me a follow. Sharing would be lovely too. Thank you all for reading this. I love you all! Or just tell me: do you like being pegged? Would you love to have these toys? Or maybe you already own one? I hope you love this world as much as I do. See you soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!🍑❤️
Are you ready to explore the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there? From jungles full of surprises to Lovecraftian seas and haunted relics, these top picks aren’t just toys—they’re adventures waiting to happen.
Whether you’re a seasoned pleasure explorer or just looking to add a little mischief to your collection, this Top 5 Fantasy Grinders will take you on a journey you won’t forget… if you dare.
Do you want a lotus flower but don’t have enough space for one? Look no further than the Dahlia. You can use it as a hair clip—a pretty, discreet ornament—and nobody will be aware of your sinful acts.
Our friends at Faux Phallus know we love taking care of our plants just as much as we take care of our pleasure. As a Percy Jackson fan, I must warn you: beware eating the lotus—you’ll lose track of time.
I’d love to be the boat for that Kraken… and happily sink if it’s with you. Lovers of pirates, today we won’t chase treasure—we’ve already found it. This isn’t as discreet as the Dahlia, but anyone without sexual knowledge won’t understand why your little treasure is wet. You could simply claim it was a stormy night with loud sounds—nobody would question it.
This design from Uncover Creations is multi-use: a grinder with a surprising twist. We love the Kraken sinking a boat motif—will you complete the treasure hunt, or be devoured by the Kraken?
This thematic knee pad will surprise your partner—what at first looks elegant and decorative will end up surprising everyone in the room, including the pillow.
Who wouldn’t love to explore this jungle? For us, it’s the off-road of surfaces, a place where adventure waits around every leaf and curve. I’m sure it will be the most thrilling rainforest experience you’ve ever had, full of unexpected turns and sensations.
These leaves might not produce oxygen, but we’re pretty sure you’ll generate more CO₂ than you ever imagined. Whether you’re tackling the undergrowth or taking the scenic route, every moment feels like a wild expedition—one that will keep you coming back for more.
At this point, you might think we’re obsessed with tentacles—and in some ways, you’re right. But we were hypnotized by the call of this aquatic creature. Is it a god? A monster? We lack the technology and courage to ask.
You’ll run out of oxygen without even being underwater. This type of power only comes from a Lovecraftian creature. Nothosaur is the messenger of its legends..
Coming from another reality, where the ghost-hunters didn’t make it, comes this strange relic—an artifact we kept at a distance, afraid it might possess one of us. The ghost inside this object will escape and make your sinful wishes come true… in exchange for your breath.
Be sure to end the session properly—we’re not certain what dangers might be unleashed. The last person who didn’t close it was found with stains over the head and bed… and what happened after brought their twisted fantasies to light.
We absolutely loved diving into this research for the good of humanity, exploring the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there. From jungles full of surprises to haunted relics and Lovecraftian seas, it was an adventure in itself. We hope you enjoy reading about these treasures just as much as we enjoyed discovering, testing, and sharing them with you. Prepare yourself for a journey full of mischief, pleasure, and a little bit of chaos—you’ve been warned!
We decided to make it happen. We’ve been wandering through the eerie mountains of the fantasy world on a mission to uncover seven relics—each one able to satisfy the sin of gluttony and awaken lust beyond control.
Are you strong enough to face your own demons? Did you really think we wouldn’t notice? If you remember the story of Momotaro from your childhood, your 🍑 had to defeat the oni on the island.
1234543123… translating… Hello human. We, the XAEON-12, are interested in studying your anatomy and ritual practices, and even participating in them. We are a peaceful species, so don’t worry; we will just be observing.
Found where sunlight cannot reach, this artifact holds secrets older than memory. Its DNA resembles an octopus more than any land-dwelling creature. Alien visitor, or a remnant of a forgotten ancestor? Approach with caution… curiosity may demand a price.
We don’t know where it comes from — a cult, the depths of space, the heart of a forest, or some ancient artifact long forgotten. All we know is that it’s here… and it’s waiting.
Sorry, you shouldn’t go with the first person you see. That “Prince Charming” you met on Halloween might turn out to be more of an ogre fused with a frog. And watch out for E.T.s—they can be scary, or at least strange enough!
Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. We love Celtic culture—they are the real wizards, not Harry—and their spells. We don’t know if this ent comes from experiments with the Philosopher’s Stone, but we’re sure you’ll find a use for it, as a flower or something else.
Imagine if you infected the Demogorgon with the T-virus from Resident Evil. Imagine being the prey of a wasp that lays its eggs inside you. We have studied this entity—but no one has lived to tell the tale.
Don’t enter the forest. Don’t run. Be silent. If you hear your name called in the middle of the night, do not answer — you don’t have to be the next to die. The man before the beast won’t be as rational as you think; escape before you’re forced to pay with your own flesh.
We hope you have enjoyed this carefully curated top, a collection chosen with both passion and a hint of desire. Each entity, each artifact, has been selected to stir your curiosity, to tempt your imagination, and perhaps even to awaken a thrill you didn’t know you carried. From the shadowed depths of forgotten forests to the alien corners of distant worlds, these seven wonders invite you to explore the unknown… to embrace the eerie, the uncanny, and the seductive.
Remember, curiosity can be dangerous—but it is also irresistible. We leave you with a warning… and an invitation: linger a little longer in the shadows, and perhaps you’ll discover things you’ll never forget.
You read that right! Today we’re straying a bit from our usual content and hopping on the Tier List train. And since we at Sensavite are naughtier than a chicken stick, we’re giving it our own curious twist. We’ve split everything into three thematic categories: Funny, Home Decor, and Unexpected. It may sound similar at first—but stick with us, and you’ll get it.
Funny
Traffic Cone: Tired of cops always giving you tickets for ignoring road rules? Hankey’s Toys has your back. Wear it as a hat or sit on it as a chair—your call.
Puede servirte tanto de gorro como de silla , cada uno escoge lo que mas le guste.
Hit the gym but never see your muscles grow? Science says you need push-and-pull exercises. Hankey’s Toys designed the perfect weights for both. Just add protein and water. No pain, no gain. Time to train like a proper legend!
Imagine combining your two favorite things: basketball and kegel balls. Rules: the ball must bounce while you move, and you have to score in the basket. Read between the lines… you’ll figure it out. Future LeBron James or freestyle master? Your chance is here.
Decoratives
At Sensavite, we like things a little weirder each time. Today, we present sex toys as decorative sculptures.
Unicorn: Every kid dreamed of meeting a unicorn watching My Little Pony. As adults, we know a unicorn horn is priceless. Hankey’s Toys brings magic to your home. It can be curative, powerful, or just… fabulous decor.
Survived a xenomorph on the U.S.C.S.S. Nostromo? You return home shaken, no chest pain. Doctor says: “No chest-breaker… but you have a butt-breaker.” Moved by the story, Hankey’s Toys made a sculpture honoring these brave survivors. Beware the xenomorph—it’s still out there.
Want to feel like royalty when guests arrive? This cursed egg is only for the brave and greedy. Control it once a week… if you dare. A true trophy of courage and power.
Unexpected
Some toys need no explanation—only the truly daring can appreciate these Alice-in-Wonderland-worthy oddities.
Banana: Wake up craving fruit… open the fridge and find something even better. Combines your two favorite pleasures: eating and… touching yourself. Lucky you.
Serpentine : We honestly have no idea what this is or how it works. Check it online and tell us what you’d use it for! One thing’s for sure: if you fall off a cliff, it might save you🤔😉😉.
Who hasn’t dreamed of being Peter Pan to your Captain Hook? They pretend to hate each other, but everyone knows the truth. Disney gave us damage and treasure—and this Hankey’s toy is pure treasure.
And we can’t forget why Captain Hook lost his hand. Enter the Tic-Tac Crocodile. Hungry from the snack mishap, it went for new menus. More meat in a butt than in a hand—enough said.
At Sensavite, we believe all these toys deserve a mention—whether for their shapes, quirky names, or pure weirdness—all thanks to Hankey’s Toys and their wonderfully curious creations.
Last week, we received a mysterious gift from Hankey’s Toys. Without thinking twice, we opened it out of sheer curiosity—and what we found left us speechless: two enormous toys, bigger than my forearm. My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing, probably harder than we ever had before.
Once we caught our breath, we looked up their names and sizes. In my hands were the “big brother of Cerberus” and a “mutant seahorse”. While my friends were terrified, I couldn’t contain my excitement—it was my very first Hankey’s Toys, and all I wanted was to take them home and give them a proper chance.
At first, I thought I could handle them as easily as my other toys—especially the XL ones from Lovehoney, which were already half the size of my laptop screen. My past self would have never believed that one day I’d be riding a seahorse on land and taking on the mighty Beowulf.
Chapter 2 :Under the Sea 🌊🐎
The Olympian gods have officially abandoned me. Poseidon betrayed me: he sent me a hippocampus. Yes, a hippocampus—the red one. As a Percy Jackson fan, I thought, “Hell yeah, this is awesome!” — a true blessing from the god of the seas. But then I woke up, saw it in my room, and immediately realized… no.
Hippocampus representation
I didn’t know it was a declaration of war until the horse’s head stared at me like it was judging my entire existence. Had I done something wrong? Was Olympus actually some kind of kinky mafia, sending passive-aggressive warnings in the form of sea creatures… or just a very weird gift?
All I had to work with were the hippocampus itself and its judgmental head. And let’s be real—I’m not a forensic scientist. But as a devoted Batman fan, I took it upon myself to analyze the situation like the World’s Greatest Detective. Hours of staring, poking, and muttering nonsense later, I concluded: it wasn’t dangerous. Just… wildly confusing.
So, like the demigod-wannabe I am, I dropped to my knees and prayed to Poseidon, asking for guidance. I love Greek mythology—I know what types of prayers gods like… especially if your rituals involve water-based “blessings.”
After this experience, if you have the same kind of chaotic luck as me, take note:
31 cm is a lot. Be patient. My first time, I was shaking from the adrenaline—the mix of fear and excitement was brutal. Don’t push yourself more than you can handle.
Sea-horses have some natural lines and curves that help you progress. It’s bigger than many other toys you’ve seen; my case was medium-sized, and wow… exhausting. More tiring than an hour of skating.
The base is amazing. While other “toys” fall over or don’t stay still, the sea-horse handled it like a champ. My model was very flexible, which was scary but totally worth it.
The sensation of being filled was strange, but the curvy form made it incredible.
Compatible with a suction cup, so you can attach it to the wall or floor, and it’s machine-friendly as well.
Take three things—you’ll thank me later: plenty of lube, a sturdy stool (it will save your shoulders if you’re a beginner and don’t want to end up looking like Quasimodo while handling it), and a towel to avoid making a mess.
Are you ready to disobey some gods?
Chapter 3 : The secret Trial 🛡️🐉👑
“Hear, hear, my people, a tale I bring, of a fearless hero, ready for anything; Grendel feared him, the dragon roared, but Beowulf, brave, his sword he soared.
The secret trial has been revealed, emerging from the jaws of a fearsome hound; even Beowulf could not defeat it— shall you be the one to stand your ground?
As legends are not always true, this embarrassing tale is unsuitable for a proper crew; lions roared, and chaos followed, and that night, only moans could be heard by a few.
Oh mighty Beowulf, how embarrassed you look… and then, a strange, hairy snake appeared.
I cannot say what it carried, but the battle thrilled me, the chaos amazed me; that strange encounter left me dizzy with excitement, and I knew this tale would be sung for ages.
As many of you know, this is the true legend of Beowulf, right? RIGHT??? Well, I have the mission of becoming a man, and like Hercules, I have some trials I must pass. Poor Beowulf—what an experience he had, and how embarrassed he was! That’s not my case. I can proudly claim just how much excitement I feel.
Coming back to reality—if you’ve read the whole post, you know Hankey’s Toys gifted me the Beowulf toy, the massive, black, dog-inspired mythical creature.
It looks straighter than the seahorse, which makes insertion easier. Its base is smaller, so it’s not as stable as the seahorse, but its appearance is so striking that it could easily pass as a trophy.
The sensation is incredibly immersive—you really feel like you’re riding a powerful mythical creature. Even though this toy is bigger than the seahorse, progression feels smoother. You don’t feel like you’re going too slow because of the straight design, and it doesn’t widen unexpectedly, which makes the experience very enjoyable.
Are you brave enough to take on the challenge yourself? ⚔️🐕💪
Chapter 4 :Victory and Lessons Learned 🏆
After surviving the secret trial and taming Beowulf, I finally caught my breath. The Olympian gods might still be watching, and the creatures of myth might still lurk, but for now… I had won my battle.
I learned a few things along the way:
Patience is everything. Don’t rush the trials, or the mythical beasts will remind you who’s in charge.
Preparation is key. Lube, a sturdy stool, and a towel are more than tools—they’re your weapons of choice.
Courage comes in many forms. Sometimes it’s facing a monster, sometimes it’s staring down your own chaos… and sometimes it’s holding a giant Beowulf toy without breaking anything.
As for the rewards? Oh, they’re unforgettable. The thrill, the excitement, the sense of accomplishment… all worth every moment of fear, adrenaline, and confusion.
So here I stand, a little wiser, a little braver, and a lot more exhausted.
Here I will show the image of all the beasts I managed to tame that day.
Chapter 5 :Thanks for the Magic and Fun
pecial thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me these products. I had always wanted to experience what one of their creations felt like, and now I can finally share it with more people. They truly care about supporting small brands and influencers, and their encouragement means a lot. If you’re looking for creativity and passion, Hankey’s Toys is your best choice.
This experience has been incredibly rewarding. As both a reviewer and a blogger, I genuinely enjoyed doing this work. And as a Spanish speaker, it also gave me the chance to learn so many new things in a foreign language—English.
With gratitude and excitement, I close this adventure… until the next one. Thank you all, and see you soon!
