This week, we received a special gift from Funzze: a P-spot massager for review. I will provide a fully honest evaluation, including both green flags and red flags, while sharing my personal experience in detail.
Overview & How It Works 🤔
The main goal of this toy is prostate (P-spot) stimulation, which has far more potential than many realize.
Unlike many toys in this category that simply vibrate in place, the Funzze P-Spot Massagerfeatures a thrusting movement. Initially, this motion may feel unusual, but after getting used to it, it provides a comfortable and highly pleasurable experience.
The combination of thrusting and vibration stimulates both the P-spot and the perineum, resulting in a deeper, more intense sensation. This is a noticeable difference compared to other toys I’ve tried, which often only offer vibration or a static design.
Receiving the Package 📦
While I was excited to receive the toy, the delivery process was somewhat frustrating. The product arrived three weeks after ordering; however, after contacting Funzze, it arrived the next day. Despite this delay, the package was well-protected and arrived in good condition.
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Unboxing 🎁
The massager comes in a small branded box. Inside, I found:
A magnetic charger, confirming that the toy is waterproof
A small storage bag, perfect for hygiene and portability
The massager itself, which was larger than I initially expected
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The packaging is simple and discreet, but functional, making it suitable for storage or travel.
First Use & Preparation 🫢
I decided to try the toy last Friday, when I had some time alone. After taking a shower and preparing a clean space, I applied X-Lube from my Breedr bottle (I mixed the leftover Breedr lube with X-Lube). This combination worked perfectly, ensuring smooth and comfortable insertion.
Using the toy for the first time, I focused on understanding the thrusting movement and the vibration patterns, experimenting with speed and intensity.
3d audio soundwave. White music pulse oscillation. Glowing impulse pattern.
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Feelings & Performance
The toy provided a very positive experience:
Texture & insertion: The massager is smooth, making initial insertion effortless
Thrusting movement: Pleasant and pain-free. While I would have preferred a tip more focused on the P-spot, this is a minor detail and largely a personal preference
Stimulation: The combination of thrusting and vibration created a strong, enjoyable pressure, especially during orgasm
Comparison to other toys: I can confidently say this is one of my favorite toys. While my fisting toys require training and preparation, this massager provides immediate satisfaction without extra effort
Water -based lube made a slippery unforgetable experience and comfortable throughout the session.
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Despite of the expectatives the toy features 8 different types of vibrations and thrusting movements, which can be combined freely for a total of 64 unique mode combinations. This allows you to finely control your experience and find the perfect mode for your preference.
Discretion & Usability
Noise: The massager isn’t completely silent. Small sounds may be noticeable if others are nearby, though it is not excessively loud
Design & flexibility: The straight shape is necessary for the thrusting mechanism, but it limits mobility. Using the toy while sitting, walking, or multitasking may cause minor discomfort
Comfort: Overall, the sensations were never painful, just a subtle internal pressure during use
Despite minor limitations, the toy is highly usable and comfortable for most solo or partnered sessions. The perfect multitask buddy for those busy and boring days.
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Remote Control
The remote control is one of the toy’s standout features:
Works up to 26 ft (7,92m), making it suitable for solo play or partner use
Two buttons:
Perineum vibration, stimulating the line connecting the testicles to the butt with 8 different vibrations.
Thrusting speed control, allowing you to adjust the pace according to preference . Between 8 types of movement.
The remote makes this toy perfect for a partner session, a discreet gift, or simply exploring different settings without interrupting play.
Pros & Cons
✅ Green Flags:
Smooth and comfortable texture
Unique thrusting mechanism
Strong stimulation for both P-spot and perineum
Waterproof and easy to clean
Remote control with good range
🚩Red Flags:
Slight noise during use
Straight and rigid design limits mobility
Tip could be more focused on the P-spot
My experience
My experience with this product was very good despite the minor cons.
This isn’t a toy that will instantly take you to mind-blowing orgasms; preparation matters. Cleaning yourself properly and approaching play with confidence is key. Think of your hole as a door—the toy becomes your battering ram.
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For beginners, understanding hygiene and pacing is crucial. This toy is ideal if you have a private bedroom and want to avoid noise, and in my experience, its performance justifies its price. Compared to other toys at similar prices in Spain, this one delivers better quality and satisfaction
Conclusion
The Funzze P-Spot Massager exceeded my expectations. It combines thrusting and vibration effectively, delivers strong prostate stimulation, and is enjoyable both solo and with a partner.
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Despite minor drawbacks like slight noise and a rigid design, this is a high-quality, functional, and satisfying toy. I would recommend it to anyone exploring prostate stimulation, especially those looking for a toy that’s immediately enjoyable and easy to use.
The toy also comes with a small storage bag, which your personal hygiene will thank you for.
I really hope you enjoyed this review as much as we enjoyed “playing” with this toy 😏. We aren’t paid for these reviews, so everything here is honest and personal.
This is just me and my partner having fun while sharing our experiences—and helping you make informed choices. Everything is free for you, but if you’d like to support us and help us get more toys to test, a small donation would be amazing. Every bit helps us keep bringing honest, hands-on reviews—and of course, more fun!
Big thanks to Funzze for trusting us with their products.
First of all, this isn’t any kind of promotion, but I need to talk about this product because it ended up being even better than I expected.
Let’s start with the basics. As its name says, this is a lube — a powder lube specialized for fisting and large toys. That already explains why it comes in a relatively large format: 100 g of powder.
Made Different
A bit of context first. This lube is well known in the fisting and large-toy community, which doesn’t mean it’s bad or limited to other practices. At first glance, 100 g for $28 may seem expensive, especially compared to many cheaper liquid lubes. However, that comparison isn’t entirely fair.
Powder lube is far more economical in the long run. Throughout my life I’ve tried many options: silicone, liquid water-based lubes, and even other powder lubes. Two days ago, we finally received this product.
The instructions are simple: fill the measuring cup with powder, pour it into a bottle, and add water. In my case, I used a 1.5 L bottle that was already less than half full of water. One important detail: you need to prepare it at least 30 minutes before use to let it fully hydrate.
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Feelings
I’ve had bad experiences with other powder lubes that irritated my colon, and with water-based lubes that barely lasted two sessions. This one genuinely surprised me.
I felt no pain or irritation, and it didn’t dry out quickly. The texture is sticky and dense, similar to honey, but noticeably lighter and easier to work with. One measuring cup easily lasts at least two full sessions. I filled my bottle and still had plenty left afterward.
Unlike some lubes I’ve used before, it may get on your blankets, but it doesn’t turn them into a sticky or slippery mess. With just a bit of water, everything goes back to normal.
Safe usage
This is an ideal option for people who have experienced irritation in the past with other lubes. Because it is a pure powder lube, it contains no sugars, additives, fillers, odors, or flavors that could cause unwanted reactions.
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Its clean composition makes it especially suitable for long or intense sessions, where consistency and tolerance really matter. It’s also perfect for a “white-glove job”: everything stays clean, discreet, and controlled. No smell, no sticky residue, no clues left behind — like a true white-glove thief, in and out without a trace.
Here are a few tips for beginners.
When mixing the product, remember that density depends entirely on the ratio of water to powder. If you want it thicker or more liquid, think back to basic chemistry—or even something as simple as dissolving cocoa powder in milk. This time, instead of adding less powder, try using less water.
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It lasts longer than other powder lubes due to the lack of fillers and unnecessary additives. The powder itself has a shelf life of around three years. However, if you live in a humid environment, always close the container properly and store it in a dry place. Otherwise, the next time you open it, you may find a putty-like texture, where the powder binds together into a compact, cohesive mass. You’re not going to play football—you don’t need a ball.
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Don’t throw away leftovers. You can easily give them a second life by storing them away from sunlight. Prepared lube can last up to 14 days if stored correctly, which means far more sessions than you might expect in a single week.
Hope you enjoyed the review! We had a blast using this product and doing the ‘hard work’ to see what it can really do. Being completely objective, this product surprised me more than I expected. I thought it would be like many other products I’ve tried: some very good points but also serious red flags. Instead, I got plenty of lube with minimal effort and felt no pain—it genuinely shocked me
Hello everyone! This week we’ve been busy with some academic chores, but we also had the chance to test a new toy from Funzze. They gave us the opportunity to try one of their amazing products, and I can assure you that my review will be 100% honest. So, I’m going to balance what we liked with what could be improved. 🙂
Waterproof Something very common nowadays, yes, but still great to have and always appreciated. 💧
Very Good Price If you’re starting a relationship or simply want to try toys without spending too much, I highly recommend giving this one a try. At this price point, you can’t expect premium design or finishes, but for a toy you can use countless times, it’s absolutely worth it. 💸
Secure Fit Once inserted, you don’t have to worry about it falling out. It attaches very well, so no extra effort is needed. ✔️
User Experience The tester was my partner — he doesn’t get along well with English, so I’m writing on his behalf. He didn’t give me many details, but the ones he did were powerful: the orgasm was amazing, especially because of the G-spot stimulation. He wasn’t in the mood at first, but he gave it a chance… and wow. 🔥
He has always dreamed of doing those dynamics you see on TikTok, like using a butt plug with a remote control to play with your partner. Well, now you can.
Also, the packaging was super discreet. I’m from Spain, and it was shipped from the US. I can guarantee that the mailman, my mom, my dad — no one had any clue about what was inside the package. 📦
Details That Matter One thing I love — and that shows the company pays attention — is that the remote control includes the battery. Usually when you buy a toy with a remote, your whole clean, tidy house turns into a horror movie while you search for random batteries. But here, the remote came ready to use with the clock battery included. And even after two weeks, both the toy and the remote still have charge. 🔋
Another detail I absolutely adore is that the toy comes with its own cute little storage bag. That hygienic and aesthetic touch always wins my heart.
Made Different We all know some toys share similar models across brands, but the small details are what make you choose one brand over another. The quality here is truly good. The silicone is soft, hypoallergenic, and has that premium feel I really love. The toy feels like a single solid piece — no visible joints — which makes me think it won’t open or fall apart over time. Some toys we’ve bought in the past start looking disassembled after a year, but this one feels different.
Dislikes
The clitoris part doesn’t attach as well as the other arm, and its vibration isn’t as strong as we initially thought it would be. Does this mean it’s a bad product? Never. It might look big if it’s your first toy, but it’s nothing you can’t adapt to. It feels more like an “adventure” toy than a specialized one, which is completely normal.
Conclusion
Our final score for the Dual Stim Vibe would be 7–8/10. To give you context, a 10 would be a superior, top-quality toy. This is a very good choice at a low-budget price. Even though the brand is not very well known to me, the quality is as good as other toys in the same world, like We-Vibe. This was a great opportunity for my partner and me to try something new. We don’t usually look into this type of market, but we’re more than happy to show more people that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to get quality toys. 🙂
If you want to buy it, remember that Funzze made this possible. Also, this was a surprise package — we didn’t know what they were going to send us. I hope you liked this review! Don’t forget to share it with your friends and subscribe if you don’t want to miss any new posts. Comment below what you would like us to review and which topics you’d love for us to talk about. We love you! 💖
Last week, we received a mysterious gift from Hankey’s Toys. Without thinking twice, we opened it out of sheer curiosity—and what we found left us speechless: two enormous toys, bigger than my forearm. My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing, probably harder than we ever had before.
Once we caught our breath, we looked up their names and sizes. In my hands were the “big brother of Cerberus” and a “mutant seahorse”. While my friends were terrified, I couldn’t contain my excitement—it was my very first Hankey’s Toys, and all I wanted was to take them home and give them a proper chance.
At first, I thought I could handle them as easily as my other toys—especially the XL ones from Lovehoney, which were already half the size of my laptop screen. My past self would have never believed that one day I’d be riding a seahorse on land and taking on the mighty Beowulf.
Chapter 2 :Under the Sea 🌊🐎
The Olympian gods have officially abandoned me. Poseidon betrayed me: he sent me a hippocampus. Yes, a hippocampus—the red one. As a Percy Jackson fan, I thought, “Hell yeah, this is awesome!” — a true blessing from the god of the seas. But then I woke up, saw it in my room, and immediately realized… no.
Hippocampus representation
I didn’t know it was a declaration of war until the horse’s head stared at me like it was judging my entire existence. Had I done something wrong? Was Olympus actually some kind of kinky mafia, sending passive-aggressive warnings in the form of sea creatures… or just a very weird gift?
All I had to work with were the hippocampus itself and its judgmental head. And let’s be real—I’m not a forensic scientist. But as a devoted Batman fan, I took it upon myself to analyze the situation like the World’s Greatest Detective. Hours of staring, poking, and muttering nonsense later, I concluded: it wasn’t dangerous. Just… wildly confusing.
So, like the demigod-wannabe I am, I dropped to my knees and prayed to Poseidon, asking for guidance. I love Greek mythology—I know what types of prayers gods like… especially if your rituals involve water-based “blessings.”
After this experience, if you have the same kind of chaotic luck as me, take note:
31 cm is a lot. Be patient. My first time, I was shaking from the adrenaline—the mix of fear and excitement was brutal. Don’t push yourself more than you can handle.
Sea-horses have some natural lines and curves that help you progress. It’s bigger than many other toys you’ve seen; my case was medium-sized, and wow… exhausting. More tiring than an hour of skating.
The base is amazing. While other “toys” fall over or don’t stay still, the sea-horse handled it like a champ. My model was very flexible, which was scary but totally worth it.
The sensation of being filled was strange, but the curvy form made it incredible.
Compatible with a suction cup, so you can attach it to the wall or floor, and it’s machine-friendly as well.
Take three things—you’ll thank me later: plenty of lube, a sturdy stool (it will save your shoulders if you’re a beginner and don’t want to end up looking like Quasimodo while handling it), and a towel to avoid making a mess.
Are you ready to disobey some gods?
Chapter 3 : The secret Trial 🛡️🐉👑
“Hear, hear, my people, a tale I bring, of a fearless hero, ready for anything; Grendel feared him, the dragon roared, but Beowulf, brave, his sword he soared.
The secret trial has been revealed, emerging from the jaws of a fearsome hound; even Beowulf could not defeat it— shall you be the one to stand your ground?
As legends are not always true, this embarrassing tale is unsuitable for a proper crew; lions roared, and chaos followed, and that night, only moans could be heard by a few.
Oh mighty Beowulf, how embarrassed you look… and then, a strange, hairy snake appeared.
I cannot say what it carried, but the battle thrilled me, the chaos amazed me; that strange encounter left me dizzy with excitement, and I knew this tale would be sung for ages.
As many of you know, this is the true legend of Beowulf, right? RIGHT??? Well, I have the mission of becoming a man, and like Hercules, I have some trials I must pass. Poor Beowulf—what an experience he had, and how embarrassed he was! That’s not my case. I can proudly claim just how much excitement I feel.
Coming back to reality—if you’ve read the whole post, you know Hankey’s Toys gifted me the Beowulf toy, the massive, black, dog-inspired mythical creature.
It looks straighter than the seahorse, which makes insertion easier. Its base is smaller, so it’s not as stable as the seahorse, but its appearance is so striking that it could easily pass as a trophy.
The sensation is incredibly immersive—you really feel like you’re riding a powerful mythical creature. Even though this toy is bigger than the seahorse, progression feels smoother. You don’t feel like you’re going too slow because of the straight design, and it doesn’t widen unexpectedly, which makes the experience very enjoyable.
Are you brave enough to take on the challenge yourself? ⚔️🐕💪
Chapter 4 :Victory and Lessons Learned 🏆
After surviving the secret trial and taming Beowulf, I finally caught my breath. The Olympian gods might still be watching, and the creatures of myth might still lurk, but for now… I had won my battle.
I learned a few things along the way:
Patience is everything. Don’t rush the trials, or the mythical beasts will remind you who’s in charge.
Preparation is key. Lube, a sturdy stool, and a towel are more than tools—they’re your weapons of choice.
Courage comes in many forms. Sometimes it’s facing a monster, sometimes it’s staring down your own chaos… and sometimes it’s holding a giant Beowulf toy without breaking anything.
As for the rewards? Oh, they’re unforgettable. The thrill, the excitement, the sense of accomplishment… all worth every moment of fear, adrenaline, and confusion.
So here I stand, a little wiser, a little braver, and a lot more exhausted.
Here I will show the image of all the beasts I managed to tame that day.
Chapter 5 :Thanks for the Magic and Fun
pecial thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me these products. I had always wanted to experience what one of their creations felt like, and now I can finally share it with more people. They truly care about supporting small brands and influencers, and their encouragement means a lot. If you’re looking for creativity and passion, Hankey’s Toys is your best choice.
This experience has been incredibly rewarding. As both a reviewer and a blogger, I genuinely enjoyed doing this work. And as a Spanish speaker, it also gave me the chance to learn so many new things in a foreign language—English.
With gratitude and excitement, I close this adventure… until the next one. Thank you all, and see you soon!
