Hello everyone! This week we’ve been busy with some academic chores, but we also had the chance to test a new toy from Funzze. They gave us the opportunity to try one of their amazing products, and I can assure you that my review will be 100% honest. So, I’m going to balance what we liked with what could be improved. 🙂
Waterproof Something very common nowadays, yes, but still great to have and always appreciated. 💧
Very Good Price If you’re starting a relationship or simply want to try toys without spending too much, I highly recommend giving this one a try. At this price point, you can’t expect premium design or finishes, but for a toy you can use countless times, it’s absolutely worth it. 💸
Secure Fit Once inserted, you don’t have to worry about it falling out. It attaches very well, so no extra effort is needed. ✔️
User Experience The tester was my partner — he doesn’t get along well with English, so I’m writing on his behalf. He didn’t give me many details, but the ones he did were powerful: the orgasm was amazing, especially because of the G-spot stimulation. He wasn’t in the mood at first, but he gave it a chance… and wow. 🔥
He has always dreamed of doing those dynamics you see on TikTok, like using a butt plug with a remote control to play with your partner. Well, now you can.
Also, the packaging was super discreet. I’m from Spain, and it was shipped from the US. I can guarantee that the mailman, my mom, my dad — no one had any clue about what was inside the package. 📦
Details That Matter One thing I love — and that shows the company pays attention — is that the remote control includes the battery. Usually when you buy a toy with a remote, your whole clean, tidy house turns into a horror movie while you search for random batteries. But here, the remote came ready to use with the clock battery included. And even after two weeks, both the toy and the remote still have charge. 🔋
Another detail I absolutely adore is that the toy comes with its own cute little storage bag. That hygienic and aesthetic touch always wins my heart.
Made Different We all know some toys share similar models across brands, but the small details are what make you choose one brand over another. The quality here is truly good. The silicone is soft, hypoallergenic, and has that premium feel I really love. The toy feels like a single solid piece — no visible joints — which makes me think it won’t open or fall apart over time. Some toys we’ve bought in the past start looking disassembled after a year, but this one feels different.
Dislikes
The clitoris part doesn’t attach as well as the other arm, and its vibration isn’t as strong as we initially thought it would be. Does this mean it’s a bad product? Never. It might look big if it’s your first toy, but it’s nothing you can’t adapt to. It feels more like an “adventure” toy than a specialized one, which is completely normal.
Conclusion
Our final score for the Dual Stim Vibe would be 7–8/10. To give you context, a 10 would be a superior, top-quality toy. This is a very good choice at a low-budget price. Even though the brand is not very well known to me, the quality is as good as other toys in the same world, like We-Vibe. This was a great opportunity for my partner and me to try something new. We don’t usually look into this type of market, but we’re more than happy to show more people that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to get quality toys. 🙂
If you want to buy it, remember that Funzze made this possible. Also, this was a surprise package — we didn’t know what they were going to send us. I hope you liked this review! Don’t forget to share it with your friends and subscribe if you don’t want to miss any new posts. Comment below what you would like us to review and which topics you’d love for us to talk about. We love you! 💖
Last week, we received a mysterious gift from Hankey’s Toys. Without thinking twice, we opened it out of sheer curiosity—and what we found left us speechless: two enormous toys, bigger than my forearm. My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing, probably harder than we ever had before.
Once we caught our breath, we looked up their names and sizes. In my hands were the “big brother of Cerberus” and a “mutant seahorse”. While my friends were terrified, I couldn’t contain my excitement—it was my very first Hankey’s Toys, and all I wanted was to take them home and give them a proper chance.
At first, I thought I could handle them as easily as my other toys—especially the XL ones from Lovehoney, which were already half the size of my laptop screen. My past self would have never believed that one day I’d be riding a seahorse on land and taking on the mighty Beowulf.
Chapter 2 :Under the Sea 🌊🐎
The Olympian gods have officially abandoned me. Poseidon betrayed me: he sent me a hippocampus. Yes, a hippocampus—the red one. As a Percy Jackson fan, I thought, “Hell yeah, this is awesome!” — a true blessing from the god of the seas. But then I woke up, saw it in my room, and immediately realized… no.
Hippocampus representation
I didn’t know it was a declaration of war until the horse’s head stared at me like it was judging my entire existence. Had I done something wrong? Was Olympus actually some kind of kinky mafia, sending passive-aggressive warnings in the form of sea creatures… or just a very weird gift?
All I had to work with were the hippocampus itself and its judgmental head. And let’s be real—I’m not a forensic scientist. But as a devoted Batman fan, I took it upon myself to analyze the situation like the World’s Greatest Detective. Hours of staring, poking, and muttering nonsense later, I concluded: it wasn’t dangerous. Just… wildly confusing.
So, like the demigod-wannabe I am, I dropped to my knees and prayed to Poseidon, asking for guidance. I love Greek mythology—I know what types of prayers gods like… especially if your rituals involve water-based “blessings.”
After this experience, if you have the same kind of chaotic luck as me, take note:
31 cm is a lot. Be patient. My first time, I was shaking from the adrenaline—the mix of fear and excitement was brutal. Don’t push yourself more than you can handle.
Sea-horses have some natural lines and curves that help you progress. It’s bigger than many other toys you’ve seen; my case was medium-sized, and wow… exhausting. More tiring than an hour of skating.
The base is amazing. While other “toys” fall over or don’t stay still, the sea-horse handled it like a champ. My model was very flexible, which was scary but totally worth it.
The sensation of being filled was strange, but the curvy form made it incredible.
Compatible with a suction cup, so you can attach it to the wall or floor, and it’s machine-friendly as well.
Take three things—you’ll thank me later: plenty of lube, a sturdy stool (it will save your shoulders if you’re a beginner and don’t want to end up looking like Quasimodo while handling it), and a towel to avoid making a mess.
Are you ready to disobey some gods?
Chapter 3 : The secret Trial 🛡️🐉👑
“Hear, hear, my people, a tale I bring, of a fearless hero, ready for anything; Grendel feared him, the dragon roared, but Beowulf, brave, his sword he soared.
The secret trial has been revealed, emerging from the jaws of a fearsome hound; even Beowulf could not defeat it— shall you be the one to stand your ground?
As legends are not always true, this embarrassing tale is unsuitable for a proper crew; lions roared, and chaos followed, and that night, only moans could be heard by a few.
Oh mighty Beowulf, how embarrassed you look… and then, a strange, hairy snake appeared.
I cannot say what it carried, but the battle thrilled me, the chaos amazed me; that strange encounter left me dizzy with excitement, and I knew this tale would be sung for ages.
As many of you know, this is the true legend of Beowulf, right? RIGHT??? Well, I have the mission of becoming a man, and like Hercules, I have some trials I must pass. Poor Beowulf—what an experience he had, and how embarrassed he was! That’s not my case. I can proudly claim just how much excitement I feel.
Coming back to reality—if you’ve read the whole post, you know Hankey’s Toys gifted me the Beowulf toy, the massive, black, dog-inspired mythical creature.
It looks straighter than the seahorse, which makes insertion easier. Its base is smaller, so it’s not as stable as the seahorse, but its appearance is so striking that it could easily pass as a trophy.
The sensation is incredibly immersive—you really feel like you’re riding a powerful mythical creature. Even though this toy is bigger than the seahorse, progression feels smoother. You don’t feel like you’re going too slow because of the straight design, and it doesn’t widen unexpectedly, which makes the experience very enjoyable.
Are you brave enough to take on the challenge yourself? ⚔️🐕💪
Chapter 4 :Victory and Lessons Learned 🏆
After surviving the secret trial and taming Beowulf, I finally caught my breath. The Olympian gods might still be watching, and the creatures of myth might still lurk, but for now… I had won my battle.
I learned a few things along the way:
Patience is everything. Don’t rush the trials, or the mythical beasts will remind you who’s in charge.
Preparation is key. Lube, a sturdy stool, and a towel are more than tools—they’re your weapons of choice.
Courage comes in many forms. Sometimes it’s facing a monster, sometimes it’s staring down your own chaos… and sometimes it’s holding a giant Beowulf toy without breaking anything.
As for the rewards? Oh, they’re unforgettable. The thrill, the excitement, the sense of accomplishment… all worth every moment of fear, adrenaline, and confusion.
So here I stand, a little wiser, a little braver, and a lot more exhausted.
Here I will show the image of all the beasts I managed to tame that day.
Chapter 5 :Thanks for the Magic and Fun
pecial thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me these products. I had always wanted to experience what one of their creations felt like, and now I can finally share it with more people. They truly care about supporting small brands and influencers, and their encouragement means a lot. If you’re looking for creativity and passion, Hankey’s Toys is your best choice.
This experience has been incredibly rewarding. As both a reviewer and a blogger, I genuinely enjoyed doing this work. And as a Spanish speaker, it also gave me the chance to learn so many new things in a foreign language—English.
With gratitude and excitement, I close this adventure… until the next one. Thank you all, and see you soon!
