Well, this is the kind of thing I do when I love a design and want them all but don’t have a billionaire’s budget. These were also my first experience with fantasy sex toys after joining a furry Discord they were obsessed with Bad Dragon. I really love the designs of all of them, especially the draconic ones. For me, they look so cool that I could even use them as house decorations if I could.
I’m also a big fan of dinosaurs and Monster Hunter, and just look at these! I love the part in the video game when the OG looks at the camera and says, “I’m the Monster Fucker”—oh wait, I think it was Monster Hunter. Anyway, they don’t really talk throughout the game.
Which I prefer to call «Anubis el rompeculos,» Spanish joke, hehe. Well, I really love the marks on it; I know this might sound stupid, but it looked so mythical. I mean, it has the aura, and I love that. Also, the color of the model I see is perfect — my favorite color is purple. What a coincidence. I really hope the archaeologist who discovered this artifact didn’t use it.
My «judgement» after life has to be so good that even if the feather weighs more than the heart, I’ll stay alive. This is my plan: I will train all my life with these toys. And when he goes along with me… BANG! I flirt with him and save my life. Perfect plan.
If you are scared of the abyssal, don’t go to the wasteland, the habitat of an old experiment, whose prey are those who go near the glowing stick fallen on the floor. Like abyssal fishes, it hunts the same way, creates a distraction, and seconds before you notice, you are in danger as it jumps at you.
Don’t underestimate a failed experiment that has the ability to adapt to the ecosystem. The glow of its skin doesn’t come from the laboratory; it comes from the radioactive food, which surprisingly helps in its dark hunts. Some others who said they saw him, looking aroused, claimed he jumped on them in a different way.
After thousands of years of boredom, Taurion followed Ariadna’s thread and discovered that a red string can lead to opportunities—even in the adult industry. He’s famous in the fisting category because while he may lack length, his width more than compensates.
Imagine a mountain forged by calamity; his scales are so tough that not even a dark arrow could pierce them. The greed of this dragon isn’t new to us—he uses all the gems he steals as decorations for his shiny armor. Who in their right mind would want to be near such a creature, surrounded by gems, rocks, and stone?
He knows the scent of a dwarf and finds it disgusting. He’s got more style than those dirty miners. But he can’t go far—his weight prevents him from flying away. When he was a pup, he was more of a dragon than the drake he is now. Yet, spending so much time alone may have awakened some unusual thoughts. In his reproductive age, he might start looking for a partner to stay with.
Do you want his gems? Would you dare take advantage of him?
Such a cute name for someone who doesn’t need to use his arms for opening your legs. As I said before, I’m quite a fan of dinosaurs and Stan T-rex is one of my favorites, I don’t know why. Jurassic Park was a good film, but Stan made me think of possibilities that younger me didn’t dream of before.
The park may have had rules, pens, and boundaries, but Stan doesn’t just sit there. He knows how to make an entrance, breaking free when the situation allows it, showing that he’s not just powerful but also clever.
Now I wonder—should I cut off the electricity and have some fun, or listen to my fear? Either way, the unleashed beast is in charge. Should I go say hello or let him take the lead? (Without hands.) I’m so nervous.
Honor Mentions
I decided to honor a few toys that fought their way close to these positions but didn’t quite make the final cut. It wasn’t them , It was me .
Get ready for the best cunnilingus you’ll ever experience. Winston is the definition of versatile—like a 4×4 Land Rover, he’s ready for anything: dirt, clean, front, back. He doesn’t give a damn—his mother taught him to taste everything. Such a kind, fearless guy.
Winter is short, but with Echo the Snow Strider, you can stride through it like never before. Every slope, every curve, every ridge along his shaft makes you feel like you’re gliding through icy trails, riding the winter spirit.
He warms you from the inside out as you move, and just like a true strider, he lets you conquer every peak and dip with control and pleasure. Do you want to keep winter during summer ? .
This crazy top was created for entertainment and to showcase my favorite design of Bad Dragon. I wrote this entirely on my own; it’s not a promotion, I’m not affiliated with the brand, I simply love the designs of these toys. If you want to see more tops like this, don’t forget to check out : Spooky Toys, Hankey’s Toys Tier List , and Fantasy Grinders.
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We decided to make it happen. We’ve been wandering through the eerie mountains of the fantasy world on a mission to uncover seven relics—each one able to satisfy the sin of gluttony and awaken lust beyond control.
Are you strong enough to face your own demons? Did you really think we wouldn’t notice? If you remember the story of Momotaro from your childhood, your 🍑 had to defeat the oni on the island.
1234543123… translating… Hello human. We, the XAEON-12, are interested in studying your anatomy and ritual practices, and even participating in them. We are a peaceful species, so don’t worry; we will just be observing.
Found where sunlight cannot reach, this artifact holds secrets older than memory. Its DNA resembles an octopus more than any land-dwelling creature. Alien visitor, or a remnant of a forgotten ancestor? Approach with caution… curiosity may demand a price.
We don’t know where it comes from — a cult, the depths of space, the heart of a forest, or some ancient artifact long forgotten. All we know is that it’s here… and it’s waiting.
Sorry, you shouldn’t go with the first person you see. That “Prince Charming” you met on Halloween might turn out to be more of an ogre fused with a frog. And watch out for E.T.s—they can be scary, or at least strange enough!
Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. We love Celtic culture—they are the real wizards, not Harry—and their spells. We don’t know if this ent comes from experiments with the Philosopher’s Stone, but we’re sure you’ll find a use for it, as a flower or something else.
Imagine if you infected the Demogorgon with the T-virus from Resident Evil. Imagine being the prey of a wasp that lays its eggs inside you. We have studied this entity—but no one has lived to tell the tale.
Don’t enter the forest. Don’t run. Be silent. If you hear your name called in the middle of the night, do not answer — you don’t have to be the next to die. The man before the beast won’t be as rational as you think; escape before you’re forced to pay with your own flesh.
We hope you have enjoyed this carefully curated top, a collection chosen with both passion and a hint of desire. Each entity, each artifact, has been selected to stir your curiosity, to tempt your imagination, and perhaps even to awaken a thrill you didn’t know you carried. From the shadowed depths of forgotten forests to the alien corners of distant worlds, these seven wonders invite you to explore the unknown… to embrace the eerie, the uncanny, and the seductive.
Remember, curiosity can be dangerous—but it is also irresistible. We leave you with a warning… and an invitation: linger a little longer in the shadows, and perhaps you’ll discover things you’ll never forget.
