Sorry, we really don’t know how to make cupcakes or pretzels, but… we know something better that you should try — it’s called Muffing.
What is muffing?
The name “Muffing” comes from the book “Fucking Trans Women” . We know that muffing could be related to baking (muffins , baking , cakes , etc…) — after all, everyone wants to dip the finger on «Nutella » because no one wants to miss it .
Apply this idea to another part of your body that are not your buns. Fans of BBNO$ (we love BBNO$) or members of the trans community — often affectionately called “the dolls” — could also enjoy this explosive practice without having a kitty cat.
Have you ever missed your “Queen’s Crown Jewels”? Traditional sumo wrestlers and cold swimmers are used to this strange magic trick when the wizard comes, and, like in a Dan Da Dan episode, your treasure disappears.
We could call it a pool game, introducing the 8-ball into the pocket — anything else is left to your imagination.
Bakery tutorial
We aren’t Gandalf, and we show our tricks — f***k you, Gandalf.
Without using any complex words, we’ll show you how to do it. Ready?
Get a “bubble” in your hand, apply a little pressure, and you’ll see the entire path your balloon takes. Even before it “disappears,” your finger will follow that path until you reach your inguinal canal.
This practice isn’t as dangerous as it might sound. You should be patient on your first attempt. Remember, this part of the body isn’t naturally made for this practice, but if you do it carefully, it can be enjoyable. Almost nobody has ended up in the hospital from doing this, so don’t be scared — and don’t be reckless either.
Some people don’t feel anything during this practice; you may feel pleasure or nothing at all. If you feel nothing, don’t assume that being more forceful will make it better.
We hope you like this post as much as we love making it , see you soon!!!!
