Listen here, future non-hunters. I don’t think the Hunter’s Guild will approve this post, and neither do I. I don’t think anyone has ever played this game and said, «Damn, that Brachydios is flirting with me,» or «Pls Bulldrome, make me yours»… butttttt….. I can’t defend this point of view anymore, srry.
Anyways, a couple of days ago I asked the Bad Dragon community why there aren’t toys from this saga. I’ve seen references to Jurassic Park, Alien, Star Wars, and we even did a Resident Evil list. I’ve seen a lot of fantasy ideas, but Monster Hunter? No one. Well, some Reddit user commented to tell me that a maker called XenoCat actually made a color pattern for each mob (Monster) –> Monster Inbound .
However , let’s show our contestants…!!! (Cue «Proof of a Hero») We will need backups, there is more than 1 Elder Dragon here. Be ready, eat at the canteen, and let’s forge some boots.
Despite this monster isn’t the favorite of many people, but being the premium cousin of Radobaan is always a good point. However, this is not a hard choice: look at Radobaan’s house and then look at that shiny armor. Jhora the World Eater was the winner for the auditions
Our shiny knight
Green Flags: this «little guy» is perfect for making toys out of. First, he can make you sleepy, which is a very good point (sleeping after climax gets a solid 10/10 on HunterAdvisor). And second, due to the heat inside of him, he can warm up your…. well, you know, this isn’t a lore wiki.
We can think of lore ideas where these toys are made from the spikes on his back, or maybe you are just a little pervert who wants to make out with a giant fantasy animal that is highly likely to end up killing you. But that won’t scare you at all. A gold dildo is like the premium of premiums, just think twice.
Imagine fusing a skinless werewolf with an eel. Well, we have the ADHD monster that is an Odogaron. Lethal and fast as an eel, you choose which one you are going to fight: the dragon element (Ebony) or the normal type.
This is just a psycho with a massive bloodthirst doing acrobatics that might impress you on your first date. But after the hemorrhage… I actually think some of you would still love to have another date with him.
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Look at those claws and that mouth; for sure he is going to bite with true passion. Maybe you lose your shoulder… I’m not going to compare having a ravishing passion to losing a shoulder. I love my shoulders.
Oh, look at that… maybe losing a shoulder wouldn’t be that bad, right??? I mean, he isn’t so big… Maybe if I give him some raw meat he would change his mind??? I dunno.
The ego of an emperor and the cruelty of the Queen of Hearts comes Kulve Taroth, fully dressed in the purest gold. A total Diva. Those horns never came with innocent intentions. With her dark skin and the impossibility of killing such a Queen, we can only toe the line with the leftovers of her clothes: that Aureus cloak.
The other day we saw some of the power of the dragon. At least it was a shiny replica (Wandering Bard Toy)—I can’t even make out what it would be like having one of the real ones in my hands. As you can see, this is just a replica of the power of a dragon; we definitely couldn’t handle the real size.
Known as the ghost of the taiga, this creature is the ultimate hybrid between an avian and an exotic feline. Does the silhouette sound familiar? Imagine a massive, exotic feline sporting an avian beak and razor-sharp tail feathers.
If we can find human twins born in completely different parts of the world, why can’t we connect creatures with identical ways of hunting? The Alabaster is exactly that: a multiversal twin, a hybrid born from different realities but sharing the same lethal, beautiful nature.
They told us it was a monster. They lied. Our giant kitty cat is innocent and pure, it only wants to give hugs and kisses! 🥺 It was completely demonized by the Hunters, brainwashing us with lies about its ‘ferocity’. I am completely against this anti-wyvern propaganda. Justice for the taiga ghost!
Even his D is a biological marvel, beautiful like a peacock with those feathers! 🦚 He only wants to be pet… and so do you, you f..ing creeps. Dirty minds! You think this was about f..ing monsters?! THIS IS PURE BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH. 🧬
The single idea that I would smash such a beautiful creature is insane… though I wouldn’t mind doing it or letting you do it. They are my precious babies! Maybe we can share before we get executed by the Hunter’s Guild… 🐉💀
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Before I get carted, huge thanks to the r/BadDragon community for giving me the research material and showing me the brands making these must-see MH toys. Massive thanks to XenoCat for giving me the green light to expose their beautiful specimens here, and an honorable mention to Wandering Bard Toys—their post on X about the Dragon’s Tail was the catalyst for this whole crazy idea.
I really hope you enjoyed this post! It’s pure chaos, but what is science without a little madness and readers willing to view it? If you enjoyed this biological research, feel free to check out my other posts. To support the cause, drop an upvote or share this with your fellow hunters. If you want to fund my research, you can donate in Educoffee. This content is totally free and ad-free for your reading pleasure. See you at the canteen! 🍖🍻
Yes, I have ADHD and my new hyperfixation is Resident Evil. I’ve played several of their games this month, and I’m quite sure that some of their mutated creatures might not seem like the best option for conventionally attractive toys. But what if that is exactly the point? We have to remember that the most unique Resident Evil fantasy toys are chosen primarily for their incredible, monstrous designs.
If you’ve played Resident Evil 0, you definitely remember the Leech Zombie. A relentless, slimy nightmare made entirely of… well, you know. They were an absolute headache of an enemy. There is something uniquely terrifying about a slippery opponent that just absorbs your bullets, leaving you feeling completely helpless
Enter The Ovistem by Xenocat Artifacts. It was love at first sight. I was actively searching for a product that captured the eerie vibe of those bio-organic enemies, and this toy is simply unforgettable. (I’ll drop an image of the RE0 Leech Zombie below for those who luckily blocked that trauma from their memory).
Let’s be honest: glowing in the dark and laying eggs inside people might not be the traditional way to make friends, but in the realm of monster fantasy… it’s a masterpiece.»
Yeah, we know the name is a cheeky wink to a certain black-suited, tongue-wielding antihero—whose cinematic universe has seen quite the decline lately thanks to some ‘unexpected’ box office choices… But let’s focus on the real survival horror.
In the Resident Evil universe, these mutant creatures were human once upon a time, now reduced to the gruesome result of a second metamorphosis caused by the T-Virus. We’ve always been terrified of how menacing those razor-sharp tongues look in the games, but what if we switched places? Oh wait, I didn’t say anything…
Have you ever wondered what a ‘butt kiss’ from a Licker feels like? Well, now you can find out. Just make sure you take the necessary precautions to survive the encounter.
your next partner
And remember the golden rule of surviving the Raccoon City Police Department: Don’t be too loud. We don’t want to attract more than one… though I’m not here to judge if you think you can take four of them at the same time.
Disclaimer: The Resident Evil world is pretty fucked up, but getting intimate with a Licker is basically the new B.O.W. Tinder.
If you have a good memory for traumatic events, you definitely haven’t forgotten the sheer panic of being incubated by a mutant insect (drain demoss)—or whatever the hell that gross shit was from resident Evil 3. Think you could handle more than that? Are you sure? Because you never really know what’s waiting in the dark.
What could possibly be worse, you ask? Well, imagine exploring a dark cave and suddenly realizing you are entirely surrounded by a single massive centipede… and it wants to get very, very intimate with your mouth.
Still think it couldn’t get worse? Allow me to introduce you to Imago. Imago isn’t just a big bug. Imago is a massive, T-Veronica style centipede-dragon that lives in volcanic exhaust tunnels and is completely resistant to fire . Great now the cockroaches tanks fire . Imago 1 , Helldivers 0 . «Quien tenga miedo a morir que no nazca » .
If there’s one thing Resident Evil taught us, it’s that gardening in a secret laboratory is a terrible, terrible idea. We’ve all been there: running through the hallways of the Spencer Mansion (the grenade launche was my best friend , I didn’t discovered there was another way) or the NEST labs, praying that the giant, mutated vines hanging from the ceiling wouldn’t turn our heads into a salad. Whether it was the Plant 42 or those acid-spitting Ivy freaks, we learned the hard way that ‘organic’ usually means ‘it wants to eat you.’
But what if you could take a piece of that botanical nightmare home? Without the whole ‘dissolving your skin with enzymes’ part?
This isn’t your grandma’s tulip. Looking at it, you can almost hear the wet, squelching sound of a T-Virus mutation in full bloom. It has that eerie, organic shape—half-alien seed, half-mutated organ—that looks like it was plucked straight from the humid corridors of a contaminated greenhouse.
As Ian Malcolm famously said in Jurassic Park: ‘Life finds a way.’ And if you don’t believe me, give this plant a try. Just remember: unlike the green herbs in the game, this bulb won’t heal your wounds… but it will certainly make you forget them. Are you ready to let it take root?
Let’s be honest: we all know that ‘Las Plagas’ from Resident Evil 4 couldn’t possibly be from this planet. The idea of ancient, fossilized parasites that take absolute control and form a perfect symbiosis with their hosts screams extraterrestrial origin. It’s entirely plausible that the Plaga originally arrived on Earth via a meteorite, evolving in the dark over millennia.
But what if we finally found the source? The original cosmic strain?
Phobos is a fallen star seed that crashed into a remote swampland, taking root and infesting the entire crash site. Unlike the parasites we dealt with in rural Spain, this mutated specimen is completely blind. Its ‘toy’ form is based entirely on its tendrils—each appendage is packed with sensitive nodes that act as its eyes and taste buds, exploring every inch of you.
But here is where the true symbiosis begins: its central body emits a potent hallucinogenic substance designed to relax your muscles and pull you into a distorted, euphoric state for up to two hours. Its only goal is to bond with new species, share experiences through a deep mind-link, and ensure its uniquely beautiful survival.
Are you ready to make first contact and let the parasite take control?
Well, there you have it. If you love Resident Evil as much as I do, you’ll understand why this recent hyperfixation of mine completely took over. I’ve always loved rating the sheer creativity behind the designs of these toys.
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A massive shoutout to Xenocatfor helping us make this post happen—they craft absolute monstrosities (in the best way possible).
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We know you love bringing dirty toys to the airports so we discussed and investigated looking up for keeping up your dignity and pleasure . It also works with parents but don’t tell them .
We know many of you still living with your parents and even with roommates , well this wouldn’t be something to worry after you read this top discretion agent 07 .
You read that correctly. We know many of you lose your minds dealing with the daily commute on the bus or just trying to survive the stress of being at home. Well, MythToys took advantage of this, completely solving a problem you didn’t even know you had.
Say hello to ‘The Pod’. This smart sonic sucker is the perfect option for those who want something ultra-portable that blends seamlessly into your purse, backpack, or nightstand. It’s the ultimate sneaky toy, making sure your favorite stress-relief device is available whenever you need to «tune out the world» for a few minutes.
Just a quick warning: no matter how much it looks like next-generation high-end tech… please don’t try to connect it to Spotify, and definitely don’t stick it in your ear. It goes somewhere else.
(And hey, if you want to upgrade your daily commute, you can grab this tech marvel at MythToys. Use the code SENSA10 for a 10% discount. Cheaper than actual AirPods, and way more fun).
We are about to save your anniversary. Stop panicking and think about it for five seconds: is there anything more deeply romantic than literally giving your partner your heart?
Enter another genius portable toy from our friends and blog collaborators at Funzze. They have already surprised us with some of their previous products, but they did it again. They’ve created a tiny, pocket-sized heart that looks so innocent, even the most standard cis guy wouldn’t mind carrying it on his keychain.
But for those who haven’t caught on yet: this is a clitoral suction toy. It’s designed to suck your blood—sorry, I mean, suck the soul right out of your body in the best way possible.
This is your true pumping moment. We are 100% sure that after using this, your partner will be hitting those high notes from the OG song: What is loooveee… baby don’t hurt me… ***
Hailing from the desolate depths of the ancient Crystal Peak mines—where a tiny, silent Knight once fought against crushing loneliness and the radiant orange infection of his society—comes this mesmerizing artifact.
Just like the shimmering, hypnotic veins that lined those infected mines, this shard reacts intensely to UV light. Bathe it in blacklight, and it pulses with a captivating, radioactive glow, as if infused with the very soul of the crystals. No super-dash required to harness this power; just get ready for a radiant experience that will light up your own dark corners. Conquering your loneliness has never looked so brilliant.
Now, here is the golden rule if you ever show this glowing masterpiece to anyone. If they are fans of the Hollow Knight saga and they ask you about it, give them a knowing nod and confirm it’s a direct tribute to the game.
But for those who don’t know anything about the game? Look them dead in the eye and tell them it’s a highly volatile, unrefined gem sourced straight from a classified African mine. Disclaimer : We do not support imperialism .
Picture this: It’s the peak of New Year’s Eve, the fireworks are going off, and you’ve just won the Formula 1 World Championship. Congratulations, champion. As a reward for your glorious victory, you are gifted an exclusive, mysterious bottle of vintage called Du Champagne Sur Les Fesses.
Being the rich, sophisticated, and incredibly wise person you are, you don’t just pop it right away. You hide this masterpiece in the darkest, most secure corner of your closet, reserving it for a truly monumental occasion.
Fast forward to your wedding night. The ultimate special occasion. But as you grab the bottle and try to open it, reality hits you. You try to pop the cork, only to realize there is no cork. Just a surprisingly wide, suction-cup base.
You look at the bottle. Then you look at the label ‘Sur Les Fesses’ (literally: On the Ass). Then you look at your partner, who is smiling wickedly. Suddenly, you understand why they kept it hidden in the dark all this time… and you realize exactly how you two are going to celebrate tonight. And spoiler alert: it doesn’t involve drinking glasses.
THE END
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Have you ever thought about how, in a D&D game, what type of magic you’d need to tame drakes, kobolds, goblins, etc…? As we know, if I kept listing all the living creatures my spell could affect, it would never end. 😅
We are going to be in a normal bard’s bag: a lyre, flute, trumpet, drums, tambourines… and some sticky toys at the very bottom. Next to the toys… a Bible? We simply don’t ask. 😏
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After this long intro, I want to talk about my ideal kit for taming & training for allure and seduction—even of the evil monsters. 🪄
This is a classic in fantasy (and non-fantasy) worlds. Is there anything more badass than feeling strong power inside you? 💥
Remember, this is part of our training kit. 10/10 if you want to train your width and maybe learn some cantrips. We don’t know where it came from, but with this, our bard is always in a good mood. 😎
Yes, I’m talking in third person… I’m too shy to admit I love magic fisting with a magic hand 😏. Magic powers and magic pleasure combined—did I say it’s magical? 🔮
I was thinking… why does the crew always hate the bard for having “great ideas”? But I’ve never seen a rogue relaxing a barbarian in berserk mode. How do you convince someone whose gray matter is equivalent to a peanut? 🤯
This is why, if you want a bard from challenger level instead of silver, you have to train your reflexes and parries. And yes… I made a mold of his “sword” just in case he lost it 😈
Don’t get me wrong, this is the real deal. It’s said to amplify your magical power—about the equivalent of a rabbit leg 🐇. I hoped for luck, and apparently, it works. 🍀
You might expect a long story about demons attacking us, succubi, and incubus… but the truth is simpler. A shadow demon crashed into a tree the night before and died next to a rat it tried to… well, let’s just say the dice rolled a 1. 🎲 LACK OF SEX
At first, my racist crew didn’t even know what a Firbolg was 😅. They are like humanoid cows fused with a handsome troll 🐮🧌. I really loved them when I first met them, but we disagreed on many things. They loved nature, but I needed a lyre made of their sacred tree… so I chose wisely. 🌳
Let’s just say some magic happened, and I got very close to one of my new companions. A very good boy, inside and out 😏❤️
Breaking up with someone you used to love isn’t fair, and it’s very hard—at least that’s what my old lovers said. 💔
Thanks to wardering bard toys for this incredible desingns based in what anyone could have during a D&D campaing. Love you all hope you still playing as a OTP Bard . See you soon !!!!!.
We’ve all heard about chastity—the tiny cages where all of your “sins” are kept locked away. But did you know that many people actually love the feeling of being controlled, dominated, and teased?
It’s fascinating how something originally linked to purity and self-control has evolved into a sex practice, both in private and within relationships. For some, chastity has even become a lifestyle. And the best part? It’s genderless, so anyone can explore it whenever the idea appeals.
Chastity vs. “Chastity”
Sure, many of us have watched those guru videos about chastity as a virtue—a test between you and your future spouse, often in absurdly luxurious settings. Reality check: those are often scams. They’re not about self-control or intimacy—they’re about money. Life is better enjoyed with a healthy balance of pleasure and self-care, not overhyped challenges.
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The type of chastity I’m talking about is the one that has exploded online, the one that makes your sex life spicier with less actual sex. It’s about mind control, anticipation, and teasing—and it can be surprisingly intense.
How modern chastity works
At its core, chastity is about adding a twist to sexual experiences. Encaging your genitals and giving control to your partner—including whether you get to orgasm—can be incredibly arousing. But it doesn’t stop there: this little shift opens up creativity in pleasure, letting you focus on areas you might normally overlook—nipples, P-spot, testicles, or even your whole body.
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It’s not just about denial—it’s about expanding your sensory experience and exploring new dimensions of intimacy and control.
Give them the keys
Here, your partner takes the lead, and you step into the role of their willing “prisoner.” This practice requires complete trust, so it’s essential to have a thorough conversation beforehand about your expectations, limits, and the structure of this experience.
Chastity in this context is more than physical restraint—it’s a mental and emotional game. You’ll develop empathy, self-control, and communication skills, because there will be moments when you can’t speak, and your partner will need to read your mind through facial expressions and subtle cues.
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Handing over the keys is an act of trust and intimacy, showing that you can fully surrender your body—and your desires—into your partner’s hands. Make sure to discuss:
Duration: How long will the chastity period last?
Boundaries: Where and when will it be enforced?
Consent: Are both of you fully comfortable and committed?
This is a shared journey, and its success depends on mutual respect, communication, and trust.
What is going on inside of their ….. ?
Inside the cage, your body becomes a playground of pleasure and frustration, every touch and brush sending sparks through your nerves. The confinement amplifies every movement, making even the smallest shift feel electric.
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Your partner holds the power, guiding every motion, teasing, pressing, controlling the rhythm and intensity. You never know when a wave of sensation will hit or fade, leaving you hungry, frustrated, and craving more.
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Chastity doesn’t let desire fade—it builds anticipation, stretches it, teases it to the limit. Every touch feels sharper, every signal more intense, and the uncertainty of what comes next keeps your mind spinning.
By the end, your body may be restrained, but your mind is alive, on fire, and craving the next moment.
Final Bonus
Chastity is more than just physical restraint—it’s a game of anticipation, control, and psychological intensity. When paired with BDSM and role play, whether as a submissive bottom or a dominant top, every touch, tease, and command becomes electrifying.
Adding practices like pegging or edging takes it further, turning frustration into heightened pleasure. Each wave of denied release sharpens your senses, making every brush of skin, every subtle movement, and every command feel charged with tension.
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The thrill isn’t just about erections—it’s about surrender, trust, and anticipation. In chastity, every moment of restraint becomes part of the pleasure, and the journey itself is the ultimate reward, keeping desire alive, intense, and irresistible.
If you think chastity is your multiple-choice topping or just an exciting addition to your nights of love and daily routine, I want to hear from you. Share your thoughts, experiences, or curiosities, and let’s dive into this thrilling world together. See you soon!
A couple of weeks ago, I made a post on Reddit where I shared some tips I wish I had known before getting into this practice. Some of them came straight from my own mistakes; others came from digging around the internet and learning things the hard way. What I didn’t expect was that so many FF veterans would jump into the discussion and drop some of the best advice I’ve ever read on the subject.
Honestly, it felt like skipping years of trial and error in a single thread.
Size doesn’t matter (and that’s not just a slogan)
Most of them talked about something far more important than passion or size: choosing your top with empathy and intelligence.
First of all the fisting community works like a market, whether we like the comparison or not. Everyone wants the best possible product, the best possible experience—and that applies to both sides. But no matter how good the “hardware” looks on paper, it’s useless if the person behind it doesn’t know how to use it properly.
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You don’t want to practice anything with someone who doesn’t communicate, doesn’t listen, or brushes off your needs. That’s a red flag, not a challenge to overcome.
A lot of empathy is required, and it goes both ways. Sharing experiences as both top and bottom helps more than people tend to admit. When you’ve been on both sides, you learn what actually works in practice and what only sounds good in theory. In the end, it’s simple: give what you’d like to receive.
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Trust is the real engine here, and it matters far more than porn makes it seem. Without trust, everything else is just noise.
Porn is not real life (even if your brain sometimes forgets)
We all know porn isn’t real life. Most of us have hired a plumber at some point, and none of us ended up giving him a handjob. As obvious as that sounds, your brain doesn’t always get the message.
You can’t compare yourself to someone who’s been doing this for years, has a completely different body, weighs differently, or simply has way more free time than you. A lot of P🌟 do this for a living—you could call them high-performance athletes. The rest of us? Weekend warriors at best.
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Movie magic applies here too. How big something looks depends on camera angles, distance, perspective, the size of the toy compared to the person, and how close the camera is. Reality plays by different rules.
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And of course, porn never shows the boring parts: the preparation, the patience, the communication. Just a few kisses, a hard cut, and suddenly we’re at the finish line. Real life doesn’t work like that, no matter how much we wish it did.
Three short tips in one (because common sense still matters)
Would you rather drive a Seat León or a Lamborghini? If I had to choose, I know which keys I’m grabbing. The same logic applies to sex toys and lube.
Don’t buy unsafe or low-quality products. Pay attention to what you’re actually purchasing: the material, whether it’s body-safe, the type of lube you’re using, and whether the toy really suits your body. Just like you wouldn’t buy a video game your PC can’t run, you shouldn’t buy a toy your body can’t handle. Your body is a machine too—and it doesn’t come with unlimited upgrades.
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People always say, “Lube is your best friend,” but they usually stop there. The full sentence should be: lube is your best friend, but only if you choose the right one. And don’t try to reinvent the wheel—if a lube comes highly recommended, stick to it. Don’t start playing mad scientist in your kitchen expecting a homemade experiment to work just as well as something designed for the job.
Manicures aren’t just for women
You wouldn’t let someone you don’t trust walk into your house—and you certainly wouldn’t let them into your body if it could lead to bleeding. Treat your ass the same way you treat your home: only trusted guests, handled with care
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Learn how to bottom sober—without poppers or any other drugs. Pain exists for a reason: it’s your body waving a red flag, telling you something is wrong. Ignoring those signals is like driving blind. However , don’t try to outsmart your body—evolution made it this way for a reason.
Also your ass is very sensitive, it bleeds easily, and you need to stay aware of what’s happening at all times. Ignoring that doesn’t make you brave—it just makes you injured.
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So yeah, forget the myths and the highlight reels. Go slow, choose well, use your head as much as your body, and don’t try to “win” at this. There’s nothing to prove, even though it may feel like you need to. If everyone involved feels safe, heard, and satisfied, you’re already doing it right. Just flow with your body and act wisely after hearing it. I hope this resume helps as well as they served to me . See you soon !!!
When we first saw someone being fisted, our first reaction was: how? That big? Is this video even real? It’s common to think that extreme activities like this will cause long-term damage or malfunction in your body.
Why I like fisting
The perfect image of a huge, round butt going up and down on a giant toy is genuinely impressive. At least for me, it’s like wow—I want to do that, I want to train my hole to reach that point or even bigger.
The toys you use for training usually have better designs than standard toys. Companies like Hankeys Toys spice up the practice with fantasy or sci-fi-themed toys, making them collectible pieces. In my case, I’d rather have a museum of toys than a house.
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Another thing I love is the control and communication between pros. They can manage such an extreme practice without chronic damage, thanks to experience and empathy. It’s striking how this practice can be done safely when others might focus only on items rather than the experience.
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Fisting, especially FF, demonstrates progress perfectly: the more dedication you put in, the better it feels.
Red Flags
It is too expensive for begginers and students that aren’t working , the delivery costs and toys costs are too high but the quality of them is very good , because it can be as good as making a extreme practice safe.
It is very bad seen by many people , making this activity as a very painful activity which is not if you do it correctly and use the essential quantity of lube , which also needs to be bought as much as you need .
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Usually you have to use tons of lube , without it it will be extremely painful the good new is as long you are progressing the least you will need ,this means lube is a vital part of the practice but you won’t need to go trough the steps you use to do when you started.
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I know this post is a bit out of the blue, but I can’t resist sharing my POV on this intense, impressive practice. Gender doesn’t matter—the only real skill required is patience. I wish I had more time to keep this practice alive, but I’m usually busy with my studies or don’t have enough money to buy as much as I’d like. I use this blog to teach others who, like me, had no idea what they were getting into at first.
Well, this is the kind of thing I do when I love a design and want them all but don’t have a billionaire’s budget. These were also my first experience with fantasy sex toys after joining a furry Discord they were obsessed with Bad Dragon. I really love the designs of all of them, especially the draconic ones. For me, they look so cool that I could even use them as house decorations if I could.
I’m also a big fan of dinosaurs and Monster Hunter, and just look at these! I love the part in the video game when the OG looks at the camera and says, “I’m the Monster Fucker”—oh wait, I think it was Monster Hunter. Anyway, they don’t really talk throughout the game.
Which I prefer to call «Anubis el rompeculos,» Spanish joke, hehe. Well, I really love the marks on it; I know this might sound stupid, but it looked so mythical. I mean, it has the aura, and I love that. Also, the color of the model I see is perfect — my favorite color is purple. What a coincidence. I really hope the archaeologist who discovered this artifact didn’t use it.
My «judgement» after life has to be so good that even if the feather weighs more than the heart, I’ll stay alive. This is my plan: I will train all my life with these toys. And when he goes along with me… BANG! I flirt with him and save my life. Perfect plan.
If you are scared of the abyssal, don’t go to the wasteland, the habitat of an old experiment, whose prey are those who go near the glowing stick fallen on the floor. Like abyssal fishes, it hunts the same way, creates a distraction, and seconds before you notice, you are in danger as it jumps at you.
Don’t underestimate a failed experiment that has the ability to adapt to the ecosystem. The glow of its skin doesn’t come from the laboratory; it comes from the radioactive food, which surprisingly helps in its dark hunts. Some others who said they saw him, looking aroused, claimed he jumped on them in a different way.
After thousands of years of boredom, Taurion followed Ariadna’s thread and discovered that a red string can lead to opportunities—even in the adult industry. He’s famous in the fisting category because while he may lack length, his width more than compensates.
Imagine a mountain forged by calamity; his scales are so tough that not even a dark arrow could pierce them. The greed of this dragon isn’t new to us—he uses all the gems he steals as decorations for his shiny armor. Who in their right mind would want to be near such a creature, surrounded by gems, rocks, and stone?
He knows the scent of a dwarf and finds it disgusting. He’s got more style than those dirty miners. But he can’t go far—his weight prevents him from flying away. When he was a pup, he was more of a dragon than the drake he is now. Yet, spending so much time alone may have awakened some unusual thoughts. In his reproductive age, he might start looking for a partner to stay with.
Do you want his gems? Would you dare take advantage of him?
Such a cute name for someone who doesn’t need to use his arms for opening your legs. As I said before, I’m quite a fan of dinosaurs and Stan T-rex is one of my favorites, I don’t know why. Jurassic Park was a good film, but Stan made me think of possibilities that younger me didn’t dream of before.
The park may have had rules, pens, and boundaries, but Stan doesn’t just sit there. He knows how to make an entrance, breaking free when the situation allows it, showing that he’s not just powerful but also clever.
Now I wonder—should I cut off the electricity and have some fun, or listen to my fear? Either way, the unleashed beast is in charge. Should I go say hello or let him take the lead? (Without hands.) I’m so nervous.
Honor Mentions
I decided to honor a few toys that fought their way close to these positions but didn’t quite make the final cut. It wasn’t them , It was me .
Get ready for the best cunnilingus you’ll ever experience. Winston is the definition of versatile—like a 4×4 Land Rover, he’s ready for anything: dirt, clean, front, back. He doesn’t give a damn—his mother taught him to taste everything. Such a kind, fearless guy.
Winter is short, but with Echo the Snow Strider, you can stride through it like never before. Every slope, every curve, every ridge along his shaft makes you feel like you’re gliding through icy trails, riding the winter spirit.
He warms you from the inside out as you move, and just like a true strider, he lets you conquer every peak and dip with control and pleasure. Do you want to keep winter during summer ? .
This crazy top was created for entertainment and to showcase my favorite design of Bad Dragon. I wrote this entirely on my own; it’s not a promotion, I’m not affiliated with the brand, I simply love the designs of these toys. If you want to see more tops like this, don’t forget to check out : Spooky Toys, Hankey’s Toys Tier List , and Fantasy Grinders.
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Before doing this research, I thought that this practice would have roots in Greek or Roman civilizations, or other ancient cultures. Surprisingly, there are no historical records of it until 1968–1970, during the second sexual revolution. Even then, it was seen as a radical and extreme practice.
How did it start?
Remember how being attracted to the same gender was once heavily stigmatized? This social repression is exactly why many sexual practices began in secret clubs, where LGBTQ+ people could stop masking themselves and be who they really were. San Francisco became a central hub for this freedom—it was like the “Mausoleum at Halicarnassus” of sexual diversity. Many gay men moved there, creating a space where sexual exploration and expression could flourish.
At the same time, leather practices were rising in popularity, laying the groundwork for what today we call BDSM. Among these activities, one in particular—known by various names such as “handball” or “fistfucking”—was considered much dirtier than it is today.
Interestingly, people often complain today out of boredom, but back then, participants were more intense. It was said that “miners weren’t scared of mud,” so they often didn’t clean before practicing, and cleaning became a ritualistic part of the activity.
Europe?
In Europe, we also have this movement, and as mentioned by Knut Koch, fisting came to Europe with the introduction of slings in saunas. With this, many tourists from the U.S. influenced the spread of this subculture, leading to the appearance of new clubs, events, and communities.
Germany, in particular, played a major role in promoting leather clubs, fetish parties, and sexual events. Cities like Hamburg and Berlin became hubs for the leather and BDSM scenes, attracting both locals and international visitors. Events such as Easter Berlin, which began in the early 1970s, provided structured spaces where enthusiasts could meet, exchange practices, and explore their sexuality openly.
As a result, the subculture gradually expanded across Europe, not only through clubs and events but also through publications, personal networks, and shared aesthetics. The influence of American leather culture merged with local European expressions, helping establish a network of communities that maintained and evolved these practices over time.
The decline
Around the 1980s, society changed suddenly, and the emergence of HIV dealt a severe blow to the LGBTQ+ community, worsening how they were perceived by the public. For some, it was seen as God’s punishment; for others, a curse. The situation looked so dire that it felt like a step back into the past. Yet, within the community, instead of giving up, people resisted. They faced a challenge far stronger than public opinion: they adopted safe practices and emphasized hygiene, which allowed them to continue exploring and practicing their sexual activities despite widespread fear and stigma.
Actuallity
Nowadays, thanks to globalization, these practices are more accepted than in the past, although their social influence is not what it once was. Importantly, they are now much safer, with hygiene standards greatly improved.
The internet allows people to explore and enjoy these practices without needing to belong to any particular movement or worry about their sexual orientation. In the past, the scene was wilder but also more dangerous, with widespread chemsex and risky behaviors. Today, thanks to education and awareness, these risks have been significantly reduced. Social media platforms like Discord, X, and Reddit have also made it easier to connect with knowledgeable people. You don’t need to be an expert—just ask, and someone experienced will be happy to help you.
I would like to sincerely thank the Reddit community r/Gayfisting for being so kind and helpful—answering questions about lube, toy materials, and the best methods.
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Sorry, we really don’t know how to make cupcakes or pretzels, but… we know something better that you should try — it’s called Muffing.
What is muffing?
The name “Muffing” comes from the book “Fucking Trans Women” . We know that muffing could be related to baking (muffins , baking , cakes , etc…) — after all, everyone wants to dip the finger on «Nutella » because no one wants to miss it .
Apply this idea to another part of your body that are not your buns. Fans of BBNO$ (we love BBNO$) or members of the trans community — often affectionately called “the dolls” — could also enjoy this explosive practice without having a kitty cat.
Have you ever missed your “Queen’s Crown Jewels”? Traditional sumo wrestlers and cold swimmers are used to this strange magic trick when the wizard comes, and, like in a Dan Da Dan episode, your treasure disappears.
We could call it a pool game, introducing the 8-ball into the pocket — anything else is left to your imagination.
Bakery tutorial
We aren’t Gandalf, and we show our tricks — f***k you, Gandalf.
Without using any complex words, we’ll show you how to do it. Ready?
Get a “bubble” in your hand, apply a little pressure, and you’ll see the entire path your balloon takes. Even before it “disappears,” your finger will follow that path until you reach your inguinal canal.
This practice isn’t as dangerous as it might sound. You should be patient on your first attempt. Remember, this part of the body isn’t naturally made for this practice, but if you do it carefully, it can be enjoyable. Almost nobody has ended up in the hospital from doing this, so don’t be scared — and don’t be reckless either.
Some people don’t feel anything during this practice; you may feel pleasure or nothing at all. If you feel nothing, don’t assume that being more forceful will make it better.
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