Hello everyone! This week we’ve been busy with some academic chores, but we also had the chance to test a new toy from Funzze. They gave us the opportunity to try one of their amazing products, and I can assure you that my review will be 100% honest. So, I’m going to balance what we liked with what could be improved. 🙂
Waterproof Something very common nowadays, yes, but still great to have and always appreciated. 💧
Very Good Price If you’re starting a relationship or simply want to try toys without spending too much, I highly recommend giving this one a try. At this price point, you can’t expect premium design or finishes, but for a toy you can use countless times, it’s absolutely worth it. 💸
Secure Fit Once inserted, you don’t have to worry about it falling out. It attaches very well, so no extra effort is needed. ✔️
User Experience The tester was my partner — he doesn’t get along well with English, so I’m writing on his behalf. He didn’t give me many details, but the ones he did were powerful: the orgasm was amazing, especially because of the G-spot stimulation. He wasn’t in the mood at first, but he gave it a chance… and wow. 🔥
He has always dreamed of doing those dynamics you see on TikTok, like using a butt plug with a remote control to play with your partner. Well, now you can.
Also, the packaging was super discreet. I’m from Spain, and it was shipped from the US. I can guarantee that the mailman, my mom, my dad — no one had any clue about what was inside the package. 📦
Details That Matter One thing I love — and that shows the company pays attention — is that the remote control includes the battery. Usually when you buy a toy with a remote, your whole clean, tidy house turns into a horror movie while you search for random batteries. But here, the remote came ready to use with the clock battery included. And even after two weeks, both the toy and the remote still have charge. 🔋
Another detail I absolutely adore is that the toy comes with its own cute little storage bag. That hygienic and aesthetic touch always wins my heart.
Made Different We all know some toys share similar models across brands, but the small details are what make you choose one brand over another. The quality here is truly good. The silicone is soft, hypoallergenic, and has that premium feel I really love. The toy feels like a single solid piece — no visible joints — which makes me think it won’t open or fall apart over time. Some toys we’ve bought in the past start looking disassembled after a year, but this one feels different.
Dislikes
The clitoris part doesn’t attach as well as the other arm, and its vibration isn’t as strong as we initially thought it would be. Does this mean it’s a bad product? Never. It might look big if it’s your first toy, but it’s nothing you can’t adapt to. It feels more like an “adventure” toy than a specialized one, which is completely normal.
Conclusion
Our final score for the Dual Stim Vibe would be 7–8/10. To give you context, a 10 would be a superior, top-quality toy. This is a very good choice at a low-budget price. Even though the brand is not very well known to me, the quality is as good as other toys in the same world, like We-Vibe. This was a great opportunity for my partner and me to try something new. We don’t usually look into this type of market, but we’re more than happy to show more people that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to get quality toys. 🙂
If you want to buy it, remember that Funzze made this possible. Also, this was a surprise package — we didn’t know what they were going to send us. I hope you liked this review! Don’t forget to share it with your friends and subscribe if you don’t want to miss any new posts. Comment below what you would like us to review and which topics you’d love for us to talk about. We love you! 💖
Are you ready to explore the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there? From jungles full of surprises to Lovecraftian seas and haunted relics, these top picks aren’t just toys—they’re adventures waiting to happen.
Whether you’re a seasoned pleasure explorer or just looking to add a little mischief to your collection, this Top 5 Fantasy Grinders will take you on a journey you won’t forget… if you dare.
Do you want a lotus flower but don’t have enough space for one? Look no further than the Dahlia. You can use it as a hair clip—a pretty, discreet ornament—and nobody will be aware of your sinful acts.
Our friends at Faux Phallus know we love taking care of our plants just as much as we take care of our pleasure. As a Percy Jackson fan, I must warn you: beware eating the lotus—you’ll lose track of time.
I’d love to be the boat for that Kraken… and happily sink if it’s with you. Lovers of pirates, today we won’t chase treasure—we’ve already found it. This isn’t as discreet as the Dahlia, but anyone without sexual knowledge won’t understand why your little treasure is wet. You could simply claim it was a stormy night with loud sounds—nobody would question it.
This design from Uncover Creations is multi-use: a grinder with a surprising twist. We love the Kraken sinking a boat motif—will you complete the treasure hunt, or be devoured by the Kraken?
This thematic knee pad will surprise your partner—what at first looks elegant and decorative will end up surprising everyone in the room, including the pillow.
Who wouldn’t love to explore this jungle? For us, it’s the off-road of surfaces, a place where adventure waits around every leaf and curve. I’m sure it will be the most thrilling rainforest experience you’ve ever had, full of unexpected turns and sensations.
These leaves might not produce oxygen, but we’re pretty sure you’ll generate more CO₂ than you ever imagined. Whether you’re tackling the undergrowth or taking the scenic route, every moment feels like a wild expedition—one that will keep you coming back for more.
At this point, you might think we’re obsessed with tentacles—and in some ways, you’re right. But we were hypnotized by the call of this aquatic creature. Is it a god? A monster? We lack the technology and courage to ask.
You’ll run out of oxygen without even being underwater. This type of power only comes from a Lovecraftian creature. Nothosaur is the messenger of its legends..
Coming from another reality, where the ghost-hunters didn’t make it, comes this strange relic—an artifact we kept at a distance, afraid it might possess one of us. The ghost inside this object will escape and make your sinful wishes come true… in exchange for your breath.
Be sure to end the session properly—we’re not certain what dangers might be unleashed. The last person who didn’t close it was found with stains over the head and bed… and what happened after brought their twisted fantasies to light.
We absolutely loved diving into this research for the good of humanity, exploring the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there. From jungles full of surprises to haunted relics and Lovecraftian seas, it was an adventure in itself. We hope you enjoy reading about these treasures just as much as we enjoyed discovering, testing, and sharing them with you. Prepare yourself for a journey full of mischief, pleasure, and a little bit of chaos—you’ve been warned!
Suction toys and dildos aren’t the only way to reach orgasm. During our adventures online, we’ve discovered some amazing sexual toys that deserve love… and attention from you too!
Let’s talk about grinders—yes, the sexual toy, not the app, and definitely not the one you use to smoke your herbs.
How to Use a Grinder
This new world might seem intimidating, but it’s easier to master than you think. Remember when your pillow was your makeshift lover? Well, now your pillow can have an upgrade!
Some grinders can be used with one hand, some are hands-free, and others even come with straps to attach to your pillow. Give it a gentle swing, like you’re performing on a dance stage. Your pleasure will match the rhythm of your movements.
Ready to be the king of the floor (or your pillow)? Or would you rather be a knight riding your trusty steed?
What are they made of???
Silicone obviously is always the queen of materials, gracefully leading the pack with her flawless, smooth moves, leaving everyone in awe. Right behind her, in a powerful splash, comes Stainless Steel, ready for his swimming lessons, shining under the spotlight and showing off his weighty, precise performance. ABS Plastic keeps pace with a steady, reliable rhythm, while Borosilicate Glass glides elegantly, showing off a sleek, temperature‑play twist.
All this action unfolds at an event prepared exclusively for the most elegant classes—where only the finest materials show off their skills, and every move is a masterclass in pleasure and style.
Which style? The one, the beast, the unbeatable NON-POROUS style—pure rock ’n’ roll, ready to take your pleasure to the next level.
Recomendations
We recommend using water-based lubricant. You won’t need much—just a small amount will make everything smoother and far more comfortable. There’s no reason to battle friction when you can simply glide with ease.
We’re also big fans of DnD. They act like tiny portals, ready to whisk you away into imaginative worlds full of adventure and creativity.
And the best part? Some designs arrive with a little twist already built in—no add-ons needed, it’s all part of the model, creating unique combinations that feel like unlocking a whole new level of sensation—your express route to your own version of Valhalla.
