Hankey’s Toys Tier List (English version)

You read that right! Today we’re straying a bit from our usual content and hopping on the Tier List train. And since we at Sensavite are naughtier than a chicken stick, we’re giving it our own curious twist. We’ve split everything into three thematic categories: Funny, Home Decor, and Unexpected. It may sound similar at first—but stick with us, and you’ll get it.

Funny

Traffic Cone:
Tired of cops always giving you tickets for ignoring road rules? Hankey’s Toys has your back.
Wear it as a hat or sit on it as a chair—your call.

Puede servirte tanto de gorro como de silla , cada uno escoge lo que mas le guste.

Weights:

Hit the gym but never see your muscles grow? Science says you need push-and-pull exercises. Hankey’s Toys designed the perfect weights for both. Just add protein and water. No pain, no gain.
Time to train like a proper legend!

What are you waiting for ?

HOTKINKYJO:

Imagine combining your two favorite things: basketball and kegel balls.
Rules: the ball must bounce while you move, and you have to score in the basket. Read between the lines… you’ll figure it out.
Future LeBron James or freestyle master? Your chance is here.

Decoratives

At Sensavite, we like things a little weirder each time. Today, we present sex toys as decorative sculptures.

Unicorn:
Every kid dreamed of meeting a unicorn watching My Little Pony. As adults, we know a unicorn horn is priceless. Hankey’s Toys brings magic to your home. It can be curative, powerful, or just… fabulous decor.

Alien :

Survived a xenomorph on the U.S.C.S.S. Nostromo? You return home shaken, no chest pain. Doctor says: “No chest-breaker… but you have a butt-breaker.”
Moved by the story, Hankey’s Toys made a sculpture honoring these brave survivors. Beware the xenomorph—it’s still out there.

ASSBERGÉ EGG PLUG :

Want to feel like royalty when guests arrive? This cursed egg is only for the brave and greedy. Control it once a week… if you dare. A true trophy of courage and power.

Unexpected

Some toys need no explanation—only the truly daring can appreciate these Alice-in-Wonderland-worthy oddities.

Banana:
Wake up craving fruit… open the fridge and find something even better. Combines your two favorite pleasures: eating and… touching yourself. Lucky you.

Serpentine :
We honestly have no idea what this is or how it works. Check it online and tell us what you’d use it for!
One thing’s for sure: if you fall off a cliff, it might save you🤔😉😉.

Captain Hook:

Who hasn’t dreamed of being Peter Pan to your Captain Hook? They pretend to hate each other, but everyone knows the truth. Disney gave us damage and treasure—and this Hankey’s toy is pure treasure.

Cockadile:

And we can’t forget why Captain Hook lost his hand. Enter the Tic-Tac Crocodile. Hungry from the snack mishap, it went for new menus. More meat in a butt than in a hand—enough said.

At Sensavite, we believe all these toys deserve a mention—whether for their shapes, quirky names, or pure weirdness—all thanks to Hankey’s Toys and their wonderfully curious creations.