Upgrading Your Backdoor Skills

Hello to all the weirdos like me! Today we’re going to spice things up—we’ll be the ketchup on your burger. Are you ready for some martial arts… in the bedroom?

FISTIPS

Some fisting sessions are more exhausting than fighting a tiger with chainsaws. If you’re a beginner, you’ll probably be fighting your own anxiety and nerves first.

Tired of hearing the same advice over and over—don’t rush, be patient, don’t push too hard? Well… they’re all right.

Remember: you don’t have a black hole down there. It might “suck” some toys if they don’t have a proper base,but any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.

Boxing session : This tip is more for your partner than for yourself. When you almost reach the full hand but can’t take any more, try using your other hand in a similar way, switching positions like you’re boxing someone.

Start with one hand, and as you’re pulling it out, insert the other almost at the same time. Think of it like a smooth hand-off—precision and timing are key.

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Use Plugs: I know it might sound dumb, but use plugs like they were dildos. This helps keep your hole as wide as the plug itself. Be patient—some plug progressions might be too much at first, even if you’re already comfortable with bigger toys.

Also, make sure the base of the plugs doesn’t have strange shapes. They might look cool at the beginning, but having them in for a long time can hurt your precious butt.

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Don’t be greedy : Your eyes are often greedier than your actual capacity. Some toys might look like the “next must-have,” but unless you have the bravery to tame them, the patience to train with them, and the time to practice, don’t buy them.
It’s better to follow a real progression from smaller toys to bigger ones. Remember: even 1 cm more could make your anus file a complaint!

This also applies to progression without toys. It’s better to stop 5 cm before your goal than to push all the way and regret it later.

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Consistency and Determination:Two light sessions per week are much more effective and easier to manage than a single intense session. You don’t need to push yourself to the maximum every time—you’re not in a “training” competition. The most important thing is that your body gets used to the activity regularly. And remember, if you skip a week, you won’t lose your progress—take it easy.

We really hope this simple tips would be enough for improve a lot in this world , keep training !

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