Hello everyone! This week we’ve been busy with some academic chores, but we also had the chance to test a new toy from Funzze. They gave us the opportunity to try one of their amazing products, and I can assure you that my review will be 100% honest. So, I’m going to balance what we liked with what could be improved. 🙂
Waterproof Something very common nowadays, yes, but still great to have and always appreciated. 💧
Very Good Price If you’re starting a relationship or simply want to try toys without spending too much, I highly recommend giving this one a try. At this price point, you can’t expect premium design or finishes, but for a toy you can use countless times, it’s absolutely worth it. 💸
Secure Fit Once inserted, you don’t have to worry about it falling out. It attaches very well, so no extra effort is needed. ✔️
User Experience The tester was my partner — he doesn’t get along well with English, so I’m writing on his behalf. He didn’t give me many details, but the ones he did were powerful: the orgasm was amazing, especially because of the G-spot stimulation. He wasn’t in the mood at first, but he gave it a chance… and wow. 🔥
He has always dreamed of doing those dynamics you see on TikTok, like using a butt plug with a remote control to play with your partner. Well, now you can.
Also, the packaging was super discreet. I’m from Spain, and it was shipped from the US. I can guarantee that the mailman, my mom, my dad — no one had any clue about what was inside the package. 📦
Details That Matter One thing I love — and that shows the company pays attention — is that the remote control includes the battery. Usually when you buy a toy with a remote, your whole clean, tidy house turns into a horror movie while you search for random batteries. But here, the remote came ready to use with the clock battery included. And even after two weeks, both the toy and the remote still have charge. 🔋
Another detail I absolutely adore is that the toy comes with its own cute little storage bag. That hygienic and aesthetic touch always wins my heart.
Made Different We all know some toys share similar models across brands, but the small details are what make you choose one brand over another. The quality here is truly good. The silicone is soft, hypoallergenic, and has that premium feel I really love. The toy feels like a single solid piece — no visible joints — which makes me think it won’t open or fall apart over time. Some toys we’ve bought in the past start looking disassembled after a year, but this one feels different.
Dislikes
The clitoris part doesn’t attach as well as the other arm, and its vibration isn’t as strong as we initially thought it would be. Does this mean it’s a bad product? Never. It might look big if it’s your first toy, but it’s nothing you can’t adapt to. It feels more like an “adventure” toy than a specialized one, which is completely normal.
Conclusion
Our final score for the Dual Stim Vibe would be 7–8/10. To give you context, a 10 would be a superior, top-quality toy. This is a very good choice at a low-budget price. Even though the brand is not very well known to me, the quality is as good as other toys in the same world, like We-Vibe. This was a great opportunity for my partner and me to try something new. We don’t usually look into this type of market, but we’re more than happy to show more people that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to get quality toys. 🙂
If you want to buy it, remember that Funzze made this possible. Also, this was a surprise package — we didn’t know what they were going to send us. I hope you liked this review! Don’t forget to share it with your friends and subscribe if you don’t want to miss any new posts. Comment below what you would like us to review and which topics you’d love for us to talk about. We love you! 💖
The legend of the multi-orgasm has been portrayed in countless ways—books, movies, videos, and more. But the good news is that this “myth” is no longer just superstition. Thanks to advances in sexuality education and the remarkable evolution of sex-toy technology, it’s becoming a reality for more and more people.
Nowadays, you can enjoy these gifts of life without needing to be one of the “chosen ones.” As I mentioned before, achieving a multi-orgasm is now far more accessible, and it’s scientifically proven that anyone can experience it. Does that mean it’s easy? Hell no, it’s not. But we can guide you through this unexplored path.
We all know multi-orgasms are no longer myths but real possibilities. And yes—sorry, cis men—cis women tend to be naturally more multi-orgasmic, even though many still struggle to reach orgasm at all.
Keys for Your Journey
As with any journey into pleasure, we must prepare ourselves for the challenges ahead. Along the path lie invisible beasts: Overthinking and its cunning sibling, Fear, ready to distract and slow us down.
Luckily, we hold a key to unlocking greater pleasure—but the door may not open at first. That’s when we throw a dice and summon the Lock Keeper, a guide who teaches us how to approach our own bodies with patience, curiosity, and care.
Before stepping through, here are some essential tips from our wizard:
Train your body : Training your body could transform you into a sex bomb. This is a marathon, the better you train, the longer you can enjoy the ride before losing your breath.
Edging : Learn to surf the edge of climax. Bring yourself close, then slow down or pause. Repeat this cycle to intensify pleasure and extend the experience. The closer you get to the “danger zone,” the more your body will respond with heightened sensations and deeper waves of pleasure. Patience is key. Teasing yourself is where the real magic happens.
Breathe consciously : Deep, steady breaths keep your energy focused and sensations heightened. Following your sensations can be tempting, but if you focus on your breath and what you are doing, trust me ,it will feel even better.
Combine sensations: Try different types of stimulation, alone or together. Don’t be afraid to experiment; mixing touch, speed, pressure, or toys often enhances pleasure. You’ll notice better mood, louder moans, and yes… that ple-ple-asure!
Enjoy small victories : Don’t punish yourself if you don’t reach the ultimate goal. It’s about exploring, trying, and enjoying every spark. Overthinking and self-judgment only block the fun . Let yourself feel it.
Try them one by one and take your time. Remember: we can guide you, but your body is the real teacher. Everyone’s experience is different, and each type of sex has its own path to reaching a multiorgasmic state. We’re also working on guides tailored to your anatomy, so stay tuned!
There’s much more coming in our next guides. And don’t forget—you can support us with a sub, a donation on Educoffee, or even just a like. Every bit helps us keep creating this kind of content.
What do 50 Shades of Grey, horses, and the ancient Greeks have in common? Keep reading, and by the time you’re finished, you’ll understand.
Ancient Cultures
We know how creative (and twisted) ancient cultures could be. They didn’t have TV or social media to vent to strangers, so they had to invent… other ways to entertain themselves.
The Greeks were the originals, obsessed with extremes, and Rome, true to form, copied everything — like eternal little copycats. Somewhere along the way, someone probably looked at the spicier practices of their neighbors and thought:
“Hmm… that’s clever. But what if we take it a notch further?”
And just like that, the idea that would later become figging started to creep into Roman “entertainment.” No one wrote down the mastermind’s name — maybe they were too busy marveling at their own creativity — but the concept of getting ginger into a hole was born.
Female slaves were punished with this activity, introducing it inside a hole, with the big question of where to put it: on her butt or her V.
The Origin of Figging
Now, normally after doing such things, society would improve… sorry, but no. The name figging comes from feague, which means putting something inside a horse’s ass to cheer it up — something like ginger or horseradish — and if the horse was particularly lacking in spirit, some of them used live eels. Why not?.
After this hilarious history class, figging made its grand entrance into the BDSM world. What was once a “motivational” trick for horses and a brutal punishment for slaves became a tool for humans to explore sensations that are… let’s say, intense and fiery.
Now you know what to try with your partner when you are lack of creativity.
Hello to all the weirdos like me! Today we’re going to spice things up—we’ll be the ketchup on your burger. Are you ready for some martial arts… in the bedroom?
Be sportive
Some fisting sessions are more exhausting than fighting a tiger with chainsaws. If you’re a beginner, you’ll probably be fighting your own anxiety and nerves first.
Tired of hearing the same advice over and over—don’t rush, be patient, don’t push too hard? Well… they’re all right.
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Remember: you don’t have a black hole down there. It might “suck” some toys if they don’t have a proper base,but any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.
Fistips:
Let start with this HIT session –>
Boxing session : This tip is more for your partner than for yourself. When you almost reach the full hand but can’t take any more, try using your other hand in a similar way, switching positions like you’re boxing someone.
Start with one hand, and as you’re pulling it out, insert the other almost at the same time. Think of it like a smooth hand-off—precision and timing are key.
Use Plugs: I know it might sound dumb, but use plugs like they were dildos. This helps keep your hole as wide as the plug itself. Be patient—some plug progressions might be too much at first, even if you’re already comfortable with bigger toys.
Also, make sure the base of the plugs doesn’t have strange shapes. They might look cool at the beginning, but having them in for a long time can hurt your precious butt.
Don’t be greedy : Your eyes are often greedier than your actual capacity. Some toys might look like the “next must-have,” but unless you have the bravery to tame them, the patience to train with them, and the time to practice, don’t buy them. It’s better to follow a real progression from smaller toys to bigger ones. Remember: even 1 cm more could make your anus file a complaint!
This also applies to progression without toys. It’s better to stop 5 cm before your goal than to push all the way and regret it later.
Consistency and Determination:Two light sessions per week are much more effective and easier to manage than a single intense session. You don’t need to push yourself to the maximum every time—you’re not in a “training” competition. The most important thing is that your body gets used to the activity regularly. And remember, if you skip a week, you won’t lose your progress—take it easy.
We really hope this simple tips would be enough for improve a lot in this world , keep training !
Are you ready to explore the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there? From jungles full of surprises to Lovecraftian seas and haunted relics, these top picks aren’t just toys—they’re adventures waiting to happen.
Whether you’re a seasoned pleasure explorer or just looking to add a little mischief to your collection, this Top 5 Fantasy Grinders will take you on a journey you won’t forget… if you dare.
Do you want a lotus flower but don’t have enough space for one? Look no further than the Dahlia. You can use it as a hair clip—a pretty, discreet ornament—and nobody will be aware of your sinful acts.
Our friends at Faux Phallus know we love taking care of our plants just as much as we take care of our pleasure. As a Percy Jackson fan, I must warn you: beware eating the lotus—you’ll lose track of time.
I’d love to be the boat for that Kraken… and happily sink if it’s with you. Lovers of pirates, today we won’t chase treasure—we’ve already found it. This isn’t as discreet as the Dahlia, but anyone without sexual knowledge won’t understand why your little treasure is wet. You could simply claim it was a stormy night with loud sounds—nobody would question it.
This design from Uncover Creations is multi-use: a grinder with a surprising twist. We love the Kraken sinking a boat motif—will you complete the treasure hunt, or be devoured by the Kraken?
This thematic knee pad will surprise your partner—what at first looks elegant and decorative will end up surprising everyone in the room, including the pillow.
Who wouldn’t love to explore this jungle? For us, it’s the off-road of surfaces, a place where adventure waits around every leaf and curve. I’m sure it will be the most thrilling rainforest experience you’ve ever had, full of unexpected turns and sensations.
These leaves might not produce oxygen, but we’re pretty sure you’ll generate more CO₂ than you ever imagined. Whether you’re tackling the undergrowth or taking the scenic route, every moment feels like a wild expedition—one that will keep you coming back for more.
At this point, you might think we’re obsessed with tentacles—and in some ways, you’re right. But we were hypnotized by the call of this aquatic creature. Is it a god? A monster? We lack the technology and courage to ask.
You’ll run out of oxygen without even being underwater. This type of power only comes from a Lovecraftian creature. Nothosaur is the messenger of its legends..
Coming from another reality, where the ghost-hunters didn’t make it, comes this strange relic—an artifact we kept at a distance, afraid it might possess one of us. The ghost inside this object will escape and make your sinful wishes come true… in exchange for your breath.
Be sure to end the session properly—we’re not certain what dangers might be unleashed. The last person who didn’t close it was found with stains over the head and bed… and what happened after brought their twisted fantasies to light.
We absolutely loved diving into this research for the good of humanity, exploring the wildest, most fantastical grinders out there. From jungles full of surprises to haunted relics and Lovecraftian seas, it was an adventure in itself. We hope you enjoy reading about these treasures just as much as we enjoyed discovering, testing, and sharing them with you. Prepare yourself for a journey full of mischief, pleasure, and a little bit of chaos—you’ve been warned!
Suction toys and dildos aren’t the only way to reach orgasm. During our adventures online, we’ve discovered some amazing sexual toys that deserve love… and attention from you too!
Let’s talk about grinders—yes, the sexual toy, not the app, and definitely not the one you use to smoke your herbs.
How to Use a Grinder
This new world might seem intimidating, but it’s easier to master than you think. Remember when your pillow was your makeshift lover? Well, now your pillow can have an upgrade!
Some grinders can be used with one hand, some are hands-free, and others even come with straps to attach to your pillow. Give it a gentle swing, like you’re performing on a dance stage. Your pleasure will match the rhythm of your movements.
Ready to be the king of the floor (or your pillow)? Or would you rather be a knight riding your trusty steed?
What are they made of???
Silicone obviously is always the queen of materials, gracefully leading the pack with her flawless, smooth moves, leaving everyone in awe. Right behind her, in a powerful splash, comes Stainless Steel, ready for his swimming lessons, shining under the spotlight and showing off his weighty, precise performance. ABS Plastic keeps pace with a steady, reliable rhythm, while Borosilicate Glass glides elegantly, showing off a sleek, temperature‑play twist.
All this action unfolds at an event prepared exclusively for the most elegant classes—where only the finest materials show off their skills, and every move is a masterclass in pleasure and style.
Which style? The one, the beast, the unbeatable NON-POROUS style—pure rock ’n’ roll, ready to take your pleasure to the next level.
Recomendations
We recommend using water-based lubricant. You won’t need much—just a small amount will make everything smoother and far more comfortable. There’s no reason to battle friction when you can simply glide with ease.
We’re also big fans of DnD. They act like tiny portals, ready to whisk you away into imaginative worlds full of adventure and creativity.
And the best part? Some designs arrive with a little twist already built in—no add-ons needed, it’s all part of the model, creating unique combinations that feel like unlocking a whole new level of sensation—your express route to your own version of Valhalla.
We love sports sessions, but only the ones we can shower after. Your toys feel the same — no one likes being sticky and stinky!
Clean toys are essential for your health! If you don’t clean them, you might have some trouble with the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM — BACTERIAAAAAA! Or maybe even fungus… if you’re not a fan of showers.
Keep in mind that non-porous toys are the safest — even cheap ones can develop a really unpleasant odor. Some sellers use so-called ‘jelly rubber’ to disguise PVC or low-quality materials, so always check what your toy is made of.
Fleshlights
For cleaning this strange torch, you must remove the sleeve from its case. Keep using your soap and wash the entire sleeve — DON’T USE COLD OR HOT WATER, only warm. We don’t want to pay for a new toy on the first use, right? Inside the sleeve, use a different type of cleaner — messing up sensations is not our objective.
DON’T FORGET THE CASE! We need to clean it too — we don’t want to be clean for a wedding while our clothes are messed up, right?
After cleaning comes drying. Make sure that inside and outside the toy there isn’t any sign of water. We know lifeforms adapt to any circumstances — if bacteria can live on volcanoes, why couldn’t they live in a sticky, wet place?
Yes, you have to clean them. We know it might sound strange without water, but hear me out. And yes, we know it might sound funny to some troublemakers — please, don’t use your siblings’ towels.
Gently rub your toy — take your time! You don’t want to damage the material.
Grab a towel just for your toy.
Apply a bit of antibacterial soap to it.
Make sure it is perfectly dry after rubbing. We don’t want an electric shock or a fungus colony.
This applies to all types of toys. Make sure that after hiding your toys, they are not near each other. You don’t want to create a new bacteria .
Waterproof Toys
They’re the easiest to clean and dry — the best of the best. They don’t need electronics: when you have that incredible body, you are the motor, you are the Bugatti. But even Bugattis have to be washed.
So grab your dirtiest toy, your favorite, and after using it:
Rinse it in warm water.
Apply a bit of hand soap or antibacterial soap — both work.
Slide your fingers around the entire toy and “Dale Matraca” or “Tocar la zambomba” («jerk your toy»).
After your dirty work is finally done, give it a travel underwater, like a Jules Verne book. Get your towel and soak up the water — now it’s ready for a second round.
When we ordered two art pieces from them, we needed a lube to try them properly. We went for the cheapest option we could find, expecting something basic… but it turned out to be way better than we imagined.
BREED’R SHOULD I?
You shouldn’t just try it — you must. It’s compatible with both sounding and fisting (and more), so it truly covers the best of both worlds (and holes ). Being water-silicone based, it’s not as long-lasting as a full-silicone lube, but it’s safe for toys and far better than standard water-based lubes.
My toys are still in perfect condition. And if you spill some on the bed — don’t worry. In a couple of hours, there won’t be any trace of your naughty adventures.
I’ve used it for sounding and fisting, and trust me — a bit of this lube can make a huge difference during long sessions. Other lubes require a lot for a single anal session. You can also use it as a regular lube, but this one performs better with less.
No burning, no irritation like some powder-based lubes — just smooth, pain-free pleasure that lets you take whatever comes your way.
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VERDICT
One great power comes with great use. This lube doesn’t just keep up with Hankey’s toys — it enhances them. It’s practical, clean, toy-safe, and honestly underrated. If you’re into long sessions or heavy toys, give it a try — your body (and your sheets ) will thank you. For more about Fisting , reviews or Hankey’s Toys .
We decided to make it happen. We’ve been wandering through the eerie mountains of the fantasy world on a mission to uncover seven relics—each one able to satisfy the sin of gluttony and awaken lust beyond control.
Are you strong enough to face your own demons? Did you really think we wouldn’t notice? If you remember the story of Momotaro from your childhood, your 🍑 had to defeat the oni on the island.
1234543123… translating… Hello human. We, the XAEON-12, are interested in studying your anatomy and ritual practices, and even participating in them. We are a peaceful species, so don’t worry; we will just be observing.
Found where sunlight cannot reach, this artifact holds secrets older than memory. Its DNA resembles an octopus more than any land-dwelling creature. Alien visitor, or a remnant of a forgotten ancestor? Approach with caution… curiosity may demand a price.
We don’t know where it comes from — a cult, the depths of space, the heart of a forest, or some ancient artifact long forgotten. All we know is that it’s here… and it’s waiting.
Sorry, you shouldn’t go with the first person you see. That “Prince Charming” you met on Halloween might turn out to be more of an ogre fused with a frog. And watch out for E.T.s—they can be scary, or at least strange enough!
Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. We love Celtic culture—they are the real wizards, not Harry—and their spells. We don’t know if this ent comes from experiments with the Philosopher’s Stone, but we’re sure you’ll find a use for it, as a flower or something else.
Imagine if you infected the Demogorgon with the T-virus from Resident Evil. Imagine being the prey of a wasp that lays its eggs inside you. We have studied this entity—but no one has lived to tell the tale.
Don’t enter the forest. Don’t run. Be silent. If you hear your name called in the middle of the night, do not answer — you don’t have to be the next to die. The man before the beast won’t be as rational as you think; escape before you’re forced to pay with your own flesh.
We hope you have enjoyed this carefully curated top, a collection chosen with both passion and a hint of desire. Each entity, each artifact, has been selected to stir your curiosity, to tempt your imagination, and perhaps even to awaken a thrill you didn’t know you carried. From the shadowed depths of forgotten forests to the alien corners of distant worlds, these seven wonders invite you to explore the unknown… to embrace the eerie, the uncanny, and the seductive.
Remember, curiosity can be dangerous—but it is also irresistible. We leave you with a warning… and an invitation: linger a little longer in the shadows, and perhaps you’ll discover things you’ll never forget.
Have you ever received a sticker on chat and thought: “Where the heck did this come from?” Well, in my friend group, we have one of those legendary stickers — we call it “acople.”
For those who, like me a couple of weeks ago, had no idea what that meant, here’s the deal: this strange little meme comes from replacing the song PPAP (Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen) — but instead of using an apple… you use two pens.
Yeah, it’s exactly as weird as it sounds.
Curious Stickers
It really sounds like a meme , in spain they are so memes that reflect this idea , like , I’m so cold , my bro looking me behind the window wanting to cover with his foreskin . Very strange memes .
However if you didn’t solve this mystic riddle , let me explain , you masturbate inside of the foreskin of another men , a foreskin hug.
Dangers
Well if you are as clever as we are , let us ask you a question , would you see hygienic scrub your sword with other (rusty) swords. You are a knight without armour.
We know this idea my sound so hilarious and yes it is , the equivalent of a lightsaber duel at least for me but you should be aware and prepared of possible infections (I.T.S) . Despite all of this , you could practice it safely , using a condom , and using a lot of lube to avoid uncomfortableness.
ThreeWay?
Little bastards we are not talking about that type of reunion , we are talking about some ways you could try with your partner , fellowship , brother-in-arm ,etc ….
Sticky-way : Give a very big Hug with your foreskin and shake it until you got smoothie.
Chinese Finger Trap : Use a Sex toy as a chinese finger trap (now with multiplayer for those gamers) , I bet you can’t escape.
Sounding Test : Why we can’t fuse , both worlds , well , is possible but you have to be aware to avoid possible harms , also I think it would have a explosive FINAL.
