We previously covered this in a 2-in-1 review, but after spending more time and working properly with it, my perspective has completely changed for the better. Here is why.
The Experience: From Training to Pleasure
I can honestly say this toy is like a good wine—an acquired taste that gets better over time. In the beginning, it was a struggle; it felt more like a hardcore training session than an actually pleasant experience.
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Now, my experience is entirely different. I no longer need an intense, «hardcore» warm-up. My body has adjusted to its circumference, leaving me with that nice, exhausting feeling of a good stretch. You can really feel the progress, even with casual training over the last 6 months (using it maybe four times one month, zero the next, etc.).
I also have to mention that switching to X-Lube was a massive game-changer—it helped way more than any previous lubes I’ve tried.
The Double-Edged Sword: Flexibility
I wouldn’t call these «red flags,» but the exact feature that makes me love this toy is the same one that drains my patience during failed attempts.
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The flexibility of the Seahorse is completely necessary when training for width—without it, the tension would be unbearable (it’s not exactly painful, just a serious stretching of your limits).
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However, because of this flexibility, it lacks natural stability. You have to hit a very specific angle to make it work. The same bending that saves you from a perforation is what you end up fighting against to keep it straight. Because of this, I’m seriously considering buying the Hankey’s suction cup or their riding saddle just to keep it grounded.
General Thoughts & Maintenance
As I mentioned in older posts about the Seahorse, its ridges are great to help you measure your progress. It might get exasperating at times, but you must remember you are using a plus-size toy compared to normal silicone toys; it requires patience.
On the maintenance side, it’s flawless. It cleans incredibly easily, there are absolutely no weird odors, the material is extremely durable (no fear of breaking the toy), and I’ve had zero safety or injury concerns. Even after six months of use, the silicone hasn’t degraded at all—the toy feels just like the day I received it. I know some users like to throw their silicone toys in the dishwasher, but honestly, washing it by hand with some good hand soap is more than enough to keep it pristine and completely get rid of any odors.
8.5/10 Good product but not perfect
If I had rated this toy on day one, the score would have been much lower out of pure frustration. But at the 6-month mark, the Hankey’s Seahorse gets a solid 8.5/10.
Who is it for? Intermediate to advanced size trainers. If you are an absolute beginner, you can use it, but you will need a massive amount of patience (and premium lube like X-Lube) to get past the «hardcore training» phase.
The Bottom Line: It’s a high-quality, incredibly safe piece of silicone that does exactly what it promises for size progression. The only reason it doesn’t score higher is the lack of base stability—you’ll likely find yourself needing to buy a suction cup or saddle just to keep it from bending during the initial push. But once you master the angle, it’s a fantastic ride.
As I always say, we really hope you liked this post, but it’s even more important to us that you found it useful. Also, a big thanks to Hankey’s Toys for giving us a true sample of what «plus-size» really means. I just wanted to make a proper, objective review this time around—the last one was good, but it was much more about storytelling than technical feedback.
A couple of weeks ago, we received a «surprise» package from an emergent brand, Mythtoys. However, before starting this review, let’s settle a few things. They sent us the product for free. Does this mean this is a biased, sponsored review? Absolutely not. In fact, we are never going to recommend something we think is trash.
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After that short disclaimer, I’m going to share some of the thoughts I had while enjoying this experience with my partner.
Unboxing
It was weird, but not in a bad way. Feeling like you were getting VIP treatment, like you were on a luxury cruise opening a $50k lobster. It had that typical mystique of presenting a gourmet dish in the movies.
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Inside the box, you get a magnetic charger (I’m an official collector of these cables at this point, I have like four of them) and a cloth mini-bag.
I remember saying, «The bag is an awesome detail.» Because it’s made of cloth instead of cheap plastic, it actually felt premium.
Arc Experiences
This toy gave me a bit of a love-hate feeling. It’s a very simple, mainstream toy, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad product. It was fully charged when we received the package (+1 for Gryffindor!). These little details are lovely; we talked a couple of reviews ago about Funzze doing the exact same thing. They just know how excited someone can be after adopting one of these new partners (+1).
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My partner didn’t talk too much during our «review session,» so I’d say that’s a great sign. He did mention that sometimes the suction was stronger than he’d like, but that’s not really something to complain about. You have 10 modes, so just go down a level. He was on level 3 or 4, dropped down to the previous mode, and had zero complaints after that.
In addition the curvy shape is a really good idea. On their shop, they claim it’s designed to improve hand grip, but we ALL know that having a curvy, long handle isn’t just for that. You could totally use it as an insertable object for the V. It isn’t huge, so if you can handle any of the other toys we’ve talked about on this site, you could definitely devour this one.
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We are going to have a detective moment, okay? The f***, I’m talking to myself. Well, let’s investigate the clues we have: Magnetic charger… +1 for Gryffindor… interesting… ummmm… magnetic charger… I don’t get why I’m doing this whole investigation bit instead of just saying it’s waterproof but not submarine-proof (Don’t fully submerge pending long periods). Did you get it? It was a good pun. Like the anime, One PUN Man. I’m the master of jokes. I’m the Joker.
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Okay, I apologize for the part of my brain that just went on vacation. Let’s continue without puns or jokes. As I said, it is waterproof. You can use it in the shower, which is a great option for having a better time alone.
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This isn’t a sneaky toy , my partner suggested that if the toy was less noisy would be better .
Final Conclusion
It’s a very good product overall, but maybe I’m a bit of a picky eater with these things. I absolutely hate what I call «floating silicone.» You know what I mean? When the silicone isn’t a solid, compact block wrapping the inner mechanism, but just a loose sleeve with an air gap underneath. I don’t like pressing somewhere on the toy and feeling my finger sink into a hollow, deep hole. I need these toys to feel as protected, compact, and solid as a block of ice.
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On top of that, there is something else regarding the waterproof claim. It felt awesome for my partner, but I’m not entirely sure the metal and non-metal parts will stay glued together over time. The silicone is very high quality, and I want to believe the metal is too, but that joint makes me a bit skeptical.
If we had to give it a rating, it would be an 8 / 10 (with 1 being absolute trash and 10 being the ideal, perfect toy). From my point of view, it should definitely be cheaper if they want to compete with other brands. We loved the product, but honestly, I highly recommend grabbing it only when it goes on sale. At the end of the day, balancing accessibility, price, and quality is key. This brand offers really good quality, but they still have some room for improvement.
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In addition huge thanks to Mythtoys for sending this product over. You asked me to be completely honest, and here is my honest take: it is a good product despite of the bad things but they need to think outside the box a little bit more.
They have some really cool designs (like the AirPods one!), but if you don’t reinvent the wheel, you’ll just blend in with all the other brands out there. That’s my review and my two cents.
We love making this post and review , also they treated us like absolut kings we can’t say anything more that we didn’t say before on this review .
Also, a quick note: while I was writing this post, the brand reached out to let me know that the specific unit they sent me was actually a bit more powerful than intended. I have to say, that shows they really care about their clients and listen to feedback.
This week, we received a special gift from Funzze: a P-spot massager for review. I will provide a fully honest evaluation, including both green flags and red flags, while sharing my personal experience in detail.
Overview & How It Works 🤔
The main goal of this toy is prostate (P-spot) stimulation, which has far more potential than many realize.
Unlike many toys in this category that simply vibrate in place, the Funzze P-Spot Massagerfeatures a thrusting movement. Initially, this motion may feel unusual, but after getting used to it, it provides a comfortable and highly pleasurable experience.
The combination of thrusting and vibration stimulates both the P-spot and the perineum, resulting in a deeper, more intense sensation. This is a noticeable difference compared to other toys I’ve tried, which often only offer vibration or a static design.
Receiving the Package 📦
While I was excited to receive the toy, the delivery process was somewhat frustrating. The product arrived three weeks after ordering; however, after contacting Funzze, it arrived the next day. Despite this delay, the package was well-protected and arrived in good condition.
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Unboxing 🎁
The massager comes in a small branded box. Inside, I found:
A magnetic charger, confirming that the toy is waterproof
A small storage bag, perfect for hygiene and portability
The massager itself, which was larger than I initially expected
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The packaging is simple and discreet, but functional, making it suitable for storage or travel.
First Use & Preparation 🫢
I decided to try the toy last Friday, when I had some time alone. After taking a shower and preparing a clean space, I applied X-Lube from my Breedr bottle (I mixed the leftover Breedr lube with X-Lube). This combination worked perfectly, ensuring smooth and comfortable insertion.
Using the toy for the first time, I focused on understanding the thrusting movement and the vibration patterns, experimenting with speed and intensity.
3d audio soundwave. White music pulse oscillation. Glowing impulse pattern.
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Feelings & Performance
The toy provided a very positive experience:
Texture & insertion: The massager is smooth, making initial insertion effortless
Thrusting movement: Pleasant and pain-free. While I would have preferred a tip more focused on the P-spot, this is a minor detail and largely a personal preference
Stimulation: The combination of thrusting and vibration created a strong, enjoyable pressure, especially during orgasm
Comparison to other toys: I can confidently say this is one of my favorite toys. While my fisting toys require training and preparation, this massager provides immediate satisfaction without extra effort
Water -based lube made a slippery unforgetable experience and comfortable throughout the session.
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Despite of the expectatives the toy features 8 different types of vibrations and thrusting movements, which can be combined freely for a total of 64 unique mode combinations. This allows you to finely control your experience and find the perfect mode for your preference.
Discretion & Usability
Noise: The massager isn’t completely silent. Small sounds may be noticeable if others are nearby, though it is not excessively loud
Design & flexibility: The straight shape is necessary for the thrusting mechanism, but it limits mobility. Using the toy while sitting, walking, or multitasking may cause minor discomfort
Comfort: Overall, the sensations were never painful, just a subtle internal pressure during use
Despite minor limitations, the toy is highly usable and comfortable for most solo or partnered sessions. The perfect multitask buddy for those busy and boring days.
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Remote Control
The remote control is one of the toy’s standout features:
Works up to 26 ft (7,92m), making it suitable for solo play or partner use
Two buttons:
Perineum vibration, stimulating the line connecting the testicles to the butt with 8 different vibrations.
Thrusting speed control, allowing you to adjust the pace according to preference . Between 8 types of movement.
The remote makes this toy perfect for a partner session, a discreet gift, or simply exploring different settings without interrupting play.
Pros & Cons
✅ Green Flags:
Smooth and comfortable texture
Unique thrusting mechanism
Strong stimulation for both P-spot and perineum
Waterproof and easy to clean
Remote control with good range
🚩Red Flags:
Slight noise during use
Straight and rigid design limits mobility
Tip could be more focused on the P-spot
My experience
My experience with this product was very good despite the minor cons.
This isn’t a toy that will instantly take you to mind-blowing orgasms; preparation matters. Cleaning yourself properly and approaching play with confidence is key. Think of your hole as a door—the toy becomes your battering ram.
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For beginners, understanding hygiene and pacing is crucial. This toy is ideal if you have a private bedroom and want to avoid noise, and in my experience, its performance justifies its price. Compared to other toys at similar prices in Spain, this one delivers better quality and satisfaction
Conclusion
The Funzze P-Spot Massager exceeded my expectations. It combines thrusting and vibration effectively, delivers strong prostate stimulation, and is enjoyable both solo and with a partner.
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Despite minor drawbacks like slight noise and a rigid design, this is a high-quality, functional, and satisfying toy. I would recommend it to anyone exploring prostate stimulation, especially those looking for a toy that’s immediately enjoyable and easy to use.
The toy also comes with a small storage bag, which your personal hygiene will thank you for.
I really hope you enjoyed this review as much as we enjoyed “playing” with this toy 😏. We aren’t paid for these reviews, so everything here is honest and personal.
This is just me and my partner having fun while sharing our experiences—and helping you make informed choices. Everything is free for you, but if you’d like to support us and help us get more toys to test, a small donation would be amazing. Every bit helps us keep bringing honest, hands-on reviews—and of course, more fun!
Big thanks to Funzze for trusting us with their products.
First of all, this isn’t any kind of promotion, but I need to talk about this product because it ended up being even better than I expected.
Let’s start with the basics. As its name says, this is a lube — a powder lube specialized for fisting and large toys. That already explains why it comes in a relatively large format: 100 g of powder.
Made Different
A bit of context first. This lube is well known in the fisting and large-toy community, which doesn’t mean it’s bad or limited to other practices. At first glance, 100 g for $28 may seem expensive, especially compared to many cheaper liquid lubes. However, that comparison isn’t entirely fair.
Powder lube is far more economical in the long run. Throughout my life I’ve tried many options: silicone, liquid water-based lubes, and even other powder lubes. Two days ago, we finally received this product.
The instructions are simple: fill the measuring cup with powder, pour it into a bottle, and add water. In my case, I used a 1.5 L bottle that was already less than half full of water. One important detail: you need to prepare it at least 30 minutes before use to let it fully hydrate.
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Feelings
I’ve had bad experiences with other powder lubes that irritated my colon, and with water-based lubes that barely lasted two sessions. This one genuinely surprised me.
I felt no pain or irritation, and it didn’t dry out quickly. The texture is sticky and dense, similar to honey, but noticeably lighter and easier to work with. One measuring cup easily lasts at least two full sessions. I filled my bottle and still had plenty left afterward.
Unlike some lubes I’ve used before, it may get on your blankets, but it doesn’t turn them into a sticky or slippery mess. With just a bit of water, everything goes back to normal.
Safe usage
This is an ideal option for people who have experienced irritation in the past with other lubes. Because it is a pure powder lube, it contains no sugars, additives, fillers, odors, or flavors that could cause unwanted reactions.
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Its clean composition makes it especially suitable for long or intense sessions, where consistency and tolerance really matter. It’s also perfect for a “white-glove job”: everything stays clean, discreet, and controlled. No smell, no sticky residue, no clues left behind — like a true white-glove thief, in and out without a trace.
Here are a few tips for beginners.
When mixing the product, remember that density depends entirely on the ratio of water to powder. If you want it thicker or more liquid, think back to basic chemistry—or even something as simple as dissolving cocoa powder in milk. This time, instead of adding less powder, try using less water.
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It lasts longer than other powder lubes due to the lack of fillers and unnecessary additives. The powder itself has a shelf life of around three years. However, if you live in a humid environment, always close the container properly and store it in a dry place. Otherwise, the next time you open it, you may find a putty-like texture, where the powder binds together into a compact, cohesive mass. You’re not going to play football—you don’t need a ball.
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Don’t throw away leftovers. You can easily give them a second life by storing them away from sunlight. Prepared lube can last up to 14 days if stored correctly, which means far more sessions than you might expect in a single week.
Hope you enjoyed the review! We had a blast using this product and doing the ‘hard work’ to see what it can really do. Being completely objective, this product surprised me more than I expected. I thought it would be like many other products I’ve tried: some very good points but also serious red flags. Instead, I got plenty of lube with minimal effort and felt no pain—it genuinely shocked me
When we ordered two art pieces from them, we needed a lube to try them properly. We went for the cheapest option we could find, expecting something basic… but it turned out to be way better than we imagined.
BREED’R SHOULD I?
You shouldn’t just try it — you must. It’s compatible with both sounding and fisting (and more), so it truly covers the best of both worlds (and holes ). Being water-silicone based, it’s not as long-lasting as a full-silicone lube, but it’s safe for toys and far better than standard water-based lubes.
My toys are still in perfect condition. And if you spill some on the bed — don’t worry. In a couple of hours, there won’t be any trace of your naughty adventures.
I’ve used it for sounding and fisting, and trust me — a bit of this lube can make a huge difference during long sessions. Other lubes require a lot for a single anal session. You can also use it as a regular lube, but this one performs better with less.
No burning, no irritation like some powder-based lubes — just smooth, pain-free pleasure that lets you take whatever comes your way.
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VERDICT
One great power comes with great use. This lube doesn’t just keep up with Hankey’s toys — it enhances them. It’s practical, clean, toy-safe, and honestly underrated. If you’re into long sessions or heavy toys, give it a try — your body (and your sheets ) will thank you. For more about Fisting , reviews or Hankey’s Toys .
