Welcome back , dear edgy boys from the 2000’s that thinks linkin park is badass(it’s , my name is shadow ) but being a closeted edgy boy is always confusing . We have a toy that it might not be for you but if you work out a cool explanation you won’t be expelled from your edgy community, of sigma males .
Climax Labs sent us with the finger of the death (Morva) , 4 crazy skulls that you might struggle with more than with your own darkness and lonelyness .
THE TOWER OF PAIN
The f***k name it fucking rock so much and rolls in you faster than a soap can fall on jail . Cutey pie .
Let’s talk about the design a little bit more because the experience wasn’t bad but hard is more suitable .
4 skulls making a tower and it’s size is increasing so the more you take the harder it gets . Are you prepared for this challenge ?? I don’t think so you are not the prince hamlet » to be or not to be» .
Talking diry about the design I really love the small detail of one of the skull blinking they look so funny and cute . HE IS JUDGING YOUR FINANCIAL DECISIONS .
Features
The base is large enough to keep the weight properly balanced, and flat enough that it can even act as a kind of pseudo-suction base if you create a vacuum by pressing it against a non-porous surface. That was Magic!!!! . Such a long explanation for saying it stays on their place . ☝️🧐 ACTUALLY!!!!!
That’s actually great, although the grip itself isn’t particularly good. So if you want to use it on your own instead of sitting on it, things can get complicated once lubricant enters the equation.
One important thing to keep in mind is that this toy is designed specifically to be used while sitting on it. And that’s actually a pretty big advantage: you can progressively work your way through the different sizes without the toy falling to one side because of the weight of the shaft.
The toy isn’t symmetrical around a radial axis, which is mainly a visual design choice. It doesn’t cause any problems during use, and, in my opinion, it actually gives the skulls a certain charm.
My experience
My experience with the toy was both satisfying and challenging.
Because of its shape, there are moments when you feel like you’ve already gone pretty far in terms of width, only to realize that there’s still another skull waiting for you.
The point is absolutely not to force yourself to reach the next one. That’s just an entirely avoidable injury waiting to happen.
What I would recommend instead is doing some preparation beforehand, working on depth while gradually increasing width. The limiting factor isn’t really your external sphincter; it’s how much width you can accommodate further up. Because of the shape, the progression is basically like a pyramid.
I didn’t experience this as much with Morva because its design is more uniform, making it easier to progress through its length.
And when I say lots of lubricant, I mean lots of lubricant. Make sure you properly lubricate the skull you’re actually trying to reach, because this toy pushes its way forward quite firmly. It isn’t painful, but it is definitely a very noticeable sensation.
What you will feel is a lot of internal pressure and tension. And once you remove it, you get that rather pleasant feeling of your body finally relaxing again.
I didn’t experience a particularly prostate-focused sensation with it. For me, it was much more of a general full zone sensation. However, it creates enough pressure that even a small amount of stimulation can quickly push you towards that point.
Overall, I’d describe the experience as satisfying, intense, and definitely more demanding than Morva.
Final Lap (Not so final )
Let’s talk about the difference between my personal opinion and what I think is a realistic assessment of this product.
My personal opinion is very simple: it isn’t my favourite toy.
I didn’t particularly love the sensation when removing it. But I think I approached this toy differently from how I normally approach a toy. I didn’t really see it as something I was using to chase pleasure. More as a challenge, almost like a barrier I wanted to overcome.
I loved the product itself. It’s easy to clean, and I was honestly surprised by how much difficulty the design can provide without needing to be an enormous toy.
The one I tested was medium-length, and trust me when I say I own longer toys. The firmness was also medium (00–50), which I think works really well here. It’s firm enough to give you something substantial to work with, but still flexible enough to handle and push without constantly worrying about the toy bending itself.
I will add a plunger because I’m the weird guy who would love a dick with a stick because it’s easier to jerk off a butt than to flex your elbow. I’m not a fan of bouncing on anything. It’s the most accurate leg day I can have.
You have no f***ing idea how many times my body has warned me about how inflexible I am.
So if I separate my personal preference from the quality of the product, my opinion changes quite a lot.
I wouldn’t pick it as my favourite toy for pure enjoyment, but I can absolutely understand why someone would love it.
The design does exactly what it is supposed to do: it creates a progressive challenge without relying on sheer size, and the construction, material and shape all work together surprisingly well.
That’s why my personal rating and my overall assessment aren’t exactly the same thing.
A solid 8.5/10.
I should probably stop rating toys because apparently I’m incapable of being reasonable about them.
Let’s talk
Well, if you’re still here, let’s talk about Climax Labs and the fantasy community in general.
I would love to talk more about both toys, but honestly, I didn’t have the words to explain such a physical experience. I didn’t want to make a technical review, either. This isn’t a masterpiece of engineering analysis, and I don’t think it needs to be.
But I do have to talk about Climax Labs. They’re a young brand from Spain, my home country, and I think it’s worth talking about the lack of visibility this kind of business usually gets.
If anything in this post caught your attention, please go to their website and have a quick look at their products. Support indie businesses. They have some genuinely awesome designs.
Usually, businesses like this are run by very small teams, sometimes fewer than ten people, and a lot of the work is handmade. And honestly, the art behind these products is one of the reasons I love this kind of stuff so much.
These people are doing this alongside a full-time job, or while studying, or sometimes both. And they’re doing it because they genuinely love what they’re creating.
So please, give them a follow, leave a like, or just share them with your friends. I don’t care whether my content goes viral or not, but if I can help even ten people discover their brands, I’d fucking love that. Also the same with many brands I worked with just as a mention of their incredible jobs or collabs .
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